Dave Chappelle - Grape Drink (by badalthespazz)

I Wish I Had Some Grape Drink Right Now.

• I wonder how many people on my bus today had sex last night and/or this morning.

• I’m pretty sure I saw a female albino that looked like Severus Snape on the freeway this morning.

• Grape drink.

• Damn, when did you (and you, and you over there) get so annoying? I need to do some unfollowing up in this biotch.

• Trust me, iPhone, I wanted to write “biotch.” It’s like a sweet ass way to extend “bitch.” Don’t try to make me write “biotech.” EVER. I will burn you to the ground.

• I still wish I had some grape drink. Someone make me some (sugar, water, purple).