• Harry:What's going on, son? You seem...annoyed?
  • Albus:It's Scorpius and Rose.
  • Harry:What about them?
  • Albus:They're just fighting all of the time. About little things. And everyone knows it's because they have a crush on each other.
  • Harry:I see; a typical Ron and Hermione situation.
  • Albus:And there's no one I can hang out with when they go off and bicker.
  • Harry:Well...
  • Albus:
  • Harry:Does Scorpius have a sister?
  • Albus:...Nevermind.
The 10 Weirdest Moments in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child has been well-received and certainly a success in financial terms. But whether you liked it or not, you have to admit a lot of it was pretty bizarre! (And you could definitely tell it wasn’t written by J.K. Rowling herself, but she approved it, so I digress). Let’s look at some of the weirdest moments this story of Albus Potter and Scorpus Malfoy (the kids of Harry and Draco respectively) has to offer. I haven’t even covered all the weird

I did an article on some of the most WTF moments in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Some of these are just….yeah. Anyway, please read, reblog and share on Facebook to support my work!



p.s. I’m the pink one 

p.s.s. sorry for grammatical mistakes

okay but imagine Draco and hermione fighting over you bc they both secretly like you and they try to impress you while trying to make the other one back down. like hermione would know what your favorite muggle books are and she would surprise you with them, while you would looking through them hermione would proudly smile before smirking when she saw Draco frowning as he watched you two in jealously. but Draco would only find a way to get you to like him better and he would do that by buying you pounds of your favorite candy, making sure to give them to you in front of hermione. “I really appreciate the gifts but you two should really stop fighting” you’d say one day as the three of you were walking together, they both would stop and stare at you in shock before looking at each other. “well who do you like more?” Draco would ask after a moment of silence. you would him to yourself as you looked between them before nodding to hermione, who squealed before proudly walking to your side.

Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Twenty - Hagrid’s Tale

LOL its been an EMBARRASSINGLY long time since i’ve posted. but like, its syllabus week, so sue me

- hagrids back so harrys gotta get his hooligan starter pack (invisibility cloak, marauders map, a red head, and a smartypants)

-HA hermiones wearing her elf hats and they boys are like ‘da fuq?’ and shes just like ‘bitch its cold out there!’

- hagrids face has been fuq’d up by someone and the gang can’t handle it. hagrids just like ‘meh its whatever’ as BLOOD RUNS DOWN HIS SWOLLEN FACE

“Never known kids like you three fer knowin’ more’n yeh oughta,” he muttered, splashing boiling water into three of his bucket-shaped mugs. “An’ I’m not complimentin’ yeh, neither. Nosy, some’d call it. Interferin’.”
But his beard twitched. 

me and hagrid both love you rotten, good-for-nothin, meddling kids.

- lol harrys so good at the “show me yours, I’ll show you mine” game hes like ‘i’ll tell you about the DEMENTOR ATTACK and my EXPULSION if you tell me about the giants’ and hagrids like FUCK i can’t pass this up

“So you couldn’t use magic to get there?” asked Ron, looking thunderstruck. “You had to act like Muggles all the way?”

ron is disgusted and tbh so am i 

- hagrid tried to negotiate with the giants blah blah blah. nothing really to comment on here, just a big info dump but IM INTO IT

“She was rarin’ ter attack ‘em… she’s somethin’ when she’s roused, Olympe… Fiery, yeh know… ‘spect it’s the French in her…”
Hagrid gazed misty-eyed into the fire. Harry allowed him thirty seconds’ reminiscence before clearing his throat loudly. 

lol ew 


“Er - I don’ want ter be rude,” said Hagrid, staring at her, “but who the ruddy hell are you?”

i love you hagrid

- so, as if we needed more evidence, umbridge is a bitch

“I’ll plan his lessons for him if I have to. I don’t care if she throws out Trelawney but she’s not taking Hagrid!”

like yaaas i love that hermione is sticking up for hagrid but damn thats pretty cold for trelawney lol 

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Chapter 5: The Giant Killer [ AO3 ] | [ ]

“Why not open with Luna, then? Or Dean?” she prompted, unable to help a smile in his presence. “One of our merry rescues?”

“You should tell those stories too, eventually,” Ron agreed, nodding enthusiastically. “But Harry - he’s the Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived, and I never got to be anything - so tell him,” he urged.

“Tell him,” Ron said again, his eyes glinting greedily. “Tell him how I took down a giant.”

Cool Tag Thing

Tagged by @kindasortaameyzing (thanks buddy!)

Name/Nickname: Emma, and some nicknames are Em, Emma Dilemma (by my mom), and Em the Sparkly Unicorn (or any variation of that, by @starsfelllikerain)

Gender: Female

Height: 4′11 & ¾ (the ¾ is very important)

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 

Favorite color: Any shade of purple, and also muted, cool-toned blues. 

Where I am: My living room. 

Hours of sleep: 8 hours on a good day, but usually 6-7 hours. 

Lucky number: 21

Last thing I googled: the word “colonizing” to see if it existed

Favorite fictonal characters: Ok, so Linh Cinder, Cress Darnel, Emperor Kai, Wolf (Ze’ev Kesley), Iko, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Finnick Odair, ahhhh there are so many more, so those a just a few. 

Number of blankets I sleep with: Only and always two. 

Favorite band/artists: twenty øne pilots, Troye Sivan, various soundtracks, Adele, Tegan and Sara, Bon Iver, and a lot more. 

Dream trip: Hm, well (this is clique, I know) but I’d love to go to Britain, and also Australia and New Zealand. I’m also very interested in traveling to Eastern Asia. 

Dream job: linguist/musician 

When I made this blog: About 2 months ago this week. 

What I post: mainly the Lunar Chronicles, some animated Disney stuff, occasionally Harry Potter, and other random (usually humorous) things. 

Do you get asks: Sometimes! I do take a while to respond to them, but I really appreciate getting them!

Why did I use this url: cause the Rampion crew is my ideal crew and I am trash for all of those kiddos. 

Fictonal character I’d want as a sibling: I think Kai would make a really great older brother, as well as maybe Thorne. For a sister, I think Ginny would be pretty cool, as either a younger or older sister. 

How many blogs do I follow: 139

Aesthetic: rainy, cloudy grey days, cool, humid weather, warm sweaters, hot tea, green, lush landscapes and gardens, period mansions, lavender and vanilla, mysterious sunsets, fairy lights. 

I read the Cursed Child yesterday (in three hours) and seriously liked it - did not think I would - so this happened. This is who I was imagining in my head in a quick water ink/sketch.

Dear Seeker

read it on the AO3 at

by harrythepotter

dear seeker,

i’ve just found out that i’m gay. help?

gay panic


eighth year has come around, and hermione granger’s had the idea to make a school newspaper. and in an anonymous ask section, harry’s answering the questions of students. but how he can be be falling in love with one of the askers?

[post war]
[drarry, among other ships]

Words: 2221, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at
The Consort Tournament - Watermelonsmellinfellon - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/UPDATED!
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Harry Potter/Voldemort
Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Voldemort, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Vitra LeFay(OFC), Reginald DuBois(OMC), Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Tournaments, Harrymort - Freeform, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Happy Ending, Mildly Dubious Consent, because Harry did not agree to this, AU, Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins, Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Heterosexuality, Eventual Relationships, Consorts - Freeform, Death, Magic, Mpreg, Mentions of Wiccan practices, Wicca, Runes, I don’t know much about them but I tried, A+ for effort?

The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort’s consort.

Harry unfortunately nabs the Dark Lord’s attention. Voldemort does as he pleases.

A/N: SLASH/Harrymort/AU.
Rec List - Leather and Libraries (Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger)
Leather and Libraries (Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger) This list is in alphabetical order by title. New fics are marked with a red asterisk (such as * ). A fic marked as *ABANDONED* means the WIP has not been updated in over a year. The majority, if not all, of the fics recommended in this list…


they tried
  • Hermione & Pansy:*bursts into dorm room with camera* YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
  • Harry:*doing homework* ...
  • Draco:*reading* ...
  • Harry:...
  • Draco:*looks over* Harry? Really? Why didn't you tell me, I would've put my book down.
  • Harry:Hey guys do you dare me to make out with Draco?
  • Hermione, Ron, Every Gryffindor Really:No
  • Harry:[shaking his head and chuckling] I can’t believe you guys are making me do this
  • Hermione, Ron, etc.:We’re not
  • Draco:Shut up, let the man talk
Reactions to The Cursed Child

Opening the book: 

Discovering that Hermione became Minister for Magic:

Ron being 100% Ron:

Scorpius turning out to be a cinnamon roll:

Cute Albus starting being a dick and hating on Hogwarts:

Rose being finally more like Ron than Hermione:

Albus saying that he doesn’t want to be friends with her anymore:

Amos Diggory wanting to travel in time to get his son back:

Albus and Scorpius actually wanting to help him:

At this point of the book:

Finding out that Astoria passed away:

Albus kissing his aunt like it’s totally normal:

14 year-old boys eventually resolving Hermione’s riddle:

Harry still not being with Hermione in another reality:

But she ends up being 100% like Snape as a teacher:

Draco becoming friends with the trio all of a sudden:

and calling Ginny ‘Ginny’ and not ‘Ginevra’:

Hermione and Snape calling each other by their first names:

and then you think they got together in this reality:

Half-way through the book:

Cedric becoming a death eater just because he got humiliated:

and then he killed Neville:

Harry being a dick to McGonagall:

McGonagall being a dick to Hermione:

Ginny during the whole book:

Albus during the whole book:

Umbridge’s comeback:

The blanket thing:

Hermione reminding Harry of the last time they went to Godric’s Hollow:

Finding out that Voldemort and Bellatrix had a daughter:

Who happens to be:

When Harry and his son bury the hatchet:

Albus and Scorpius’s relationship:

Finishing the book: