grandpa ash

can you imagine…….. your mom is like leia fucking organa……. rebellion legend that actively participated in the empire’s fall…… force sensitive…. a general…… dresses like the royalty she always has been….. twin sister of the coolest gay in the galaxy…. and you go and join the dark side to do some horrendous shit like exploding planets and vaping your grandpa’s ashes

i can’t even do some really dumb shit sometimes bc i think “what leia would think of me if she saw this”. this is a wild concept


This week, I wanted to submit something a bit different and since it’s been a few weeks since I did Johnny and Ash’s kids, I thought now would be a good time. There’s also been some people asking about BD meeting his grandkids and of course, it was too cute of an idea to pass up.

BD would be a great grandpa! Telling stories to them and babysitting whenever he could once he’s released. Making up for the lost time and loving to be with his son, daughter-in-law, and of course, Josh and AJ. <3

Also did a portrait type of thing when Josh and AJ are older. I’d say Josh is 15 here and AJ is 9. They’d be such close siblings! *_*

P.S. I updated my Sing AU, The Rocker and the Mechanic if you want to check it out.

P.P.S. I have something a bit sexy I plan on submitting tomorrow. Hope you’ll check it out. ;-3

That’s It (Kylo Ren x Reader Smut)

Warnings: This is shit, please don’t read. I liked Good Boy better. Semi-violent, dubious consent(??), glove kink. Fucking on top of dead peoples ashes? While grandpa vader watches? Orgasm delay/denial. Other stuff..

Word Count: A lot. 2.7K

A/N: Ok um shit i….  This is a thing i did, idk if anyone’s done this yet.. Why does this shit turn me on??? Why couldn’t I be normal? I’d like to apologize to jesus and my dad. Also, the fucking tub of ashes is in his Vader room bc that makes more sense than a random cell. 

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anonymous asked:

Can you rec me some saphael fics? :)

heck yeah anon!! here’s some :-)

safe with me by accordingtomel [26k, sharing a bed, hurt/comfort]

how to make your local clan leader blush by scalira [4k, fluff]

your left hand man by finkpishnets [4k, protective!raphael]

the tell-tale heart by reginalds [5k, bookstore!AU]

siempre by heartsdesire456 [10k, nightmares, sharing a bed]

It was never wrong for a man to love an angel (and that is what you are) by scalira [25k, ‘50s!AU]

welcome home by taniaterror [2k, sharing a bed (again….my weakness)]

broke me down, but i’m not undone by middlecyclone [2k, fake/pretend relationship]

idfc by bloodiedknees [2k, raphael is basically a grandpa]

let the ashes fall, forget about me by eversall [8k, temporary amnesia] 

anonymous asked:

How much do we know about Ash's dad till now???

Very little. The anime only ever mentioned him once, in the second episode:

(The dub changed the dialogue: “You’re already in Viridian City? It took your father four days to get there when he started pokémon training! Oh, he’ll be so proud! You’re the apple of his eyes!“. In the original Delia’s opinion of him doesn’t seem very favorable, and there’s no implication that they’re in contact with him like with the dub’s “he’ll be so proud”…)

Recently it was also confirmed that there’s a picture of him in Ash’s room, though you can’t really make out anything.

There’s some mentions of him in Shudo’s novelizations. It’s debatable how canon those are, but since the anime never retconned any of this (and the one episode that mentions him was also written by Shudo) I guess it’s as close as it gets. Some relevant bits (from here) under the read more:

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hey everyone! :)
a couple of days ago my family found out that my grandma was placed in hospice without our knowledge because my uncle is a horrible motherfucker with a lust for money and no guilty conscience! being placed on hospice is generally a six months or fewer to live diagnosis and, while you can come out of it, my grandmas condition has deteriorated to the point where that wont be possible!
my mom went back the next day and spoke to an aide who informed her that, surprise! my grandma has been on hospice for around three and a half months! without us knowing!!! meaning theres a very good chance shell pass away before the end of the year!!!! and my uncle being the horrible POS he is will probably have her cremated without a funeral so he can keep as much of her money as he can! hell probably go the extra mile and dump out her ashes, my grandpas ashes, and my aunts ashes too lmao. we still dont know why he hates us so much! but GOLLY he must feel great knowing that, not only is his sister on his personal bodycount list, but soon his own mother will be too! and of course he and his horrible family are still stalking and harassing us online but nothing can be done about that, of course!
drop dead flame, you dont deserve to sign your name as tom jones. you are Nothing like grandpa and while he would have turned 90 a few days ago, nothing would be like this if he was still around.