grandads pre funeral


I was a spy and I had cancer. It was my birthday and it was also my granddads pre funeral on the same day. No one did speeches at the pre funeral because i had to go to the hospital, but when i was let out they did the speeches, but then people just started giving me birthday presents. Then i went to Porirua Train Station to throw a penthouse magazine at a girl who made me throw up when i was 7.