Gef the Talking Mongoose is a creature that was supposedly encountered in the early 1930s on the Isle of Man. This talking mongoose was found on
the Irving family’s farm. Gef was first heard by James Irving while he was reading the newspaper outside when suddenly he heard a voice say “Read it out, you fat-headed gnome!” James Irving claimed that Gef looked like “a little animal resembling a stoat, a ferret, or a weasel, yellow in colour with a body about nine inches long. Its long bushy tail is speckled with black”.
Gef often communicated with the family, claiming that he was an “extra extra clever mongoose!” and that he was even an “Earthbound spirit”. Gef was definitely a character. He enjoyed waking people up in the middle of the night, he chased and caught mice that invaded the family home, and liked to eat bacon and sausages. Voirrey Irving was said to have been behind it all and people accused her of being a ventriloquist. The actor
Leslie Graham bought the farmhouse after James passed away and everyone left. In 1946, Graham claimed to have shot and killed Gef, however, Voirrey saw the body of the animal Graham killed and denied this. She claimed the creature that was killed was larger than Gef and instead of his yellow color, it was black and gray.
Until her death in 2005, Voirrey denied that she had created Gef.
One of Gef’s most famous lines was: “I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you’d faint, you’d be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt!“
Hannibal fic prompt: Will Graham is way too pretty
i’m a grouchy unsociable loner
you have 14 restraining orders against ex-girlfriends, ex-hairdressers, and ex-coworkers who randomly fell in love with you after seeing you once in the Quantico cafeteria
where i eat ALONE at a table by the window ALONE
people literally choke on their food around you because they forget how to breathe and chew at the same time
no one likes me or invites me to social events
you got invited to mark's retirement party just last week, you ruined three relationships just by walking around the room once, the only thing you told mark was 'sorry to see you go' and the poor old bastard offered to leave his wife of 25 years for you
i sweat like a pig
you don't sweat like a pig, you glisten like a sea-sprayed statue of antinous
my unironic lumberjack clothes fit me poorly
you made 'lumberjack slob' the leading fashion trend in the Washington metropolitan area.
my students applauded me once for shooting a suspect, it was inappropriate
wanna talk inappropriate, your students once gave you a five-minute standing ovation for drinking from a water bottle
alana rejected my awkward and fumbling advances
my self-esteem couldn't handle me not being the pretty one in the relationship
supermarket tabloids cast aspersions on my character
how else am i going to justify devoting 8 pages to long-range photos of you playing with your dogs or wandering around your property in your underwear? btw calvin klein's people called, they're ready to offer you six figures to model those cute little boxer briefs you favor
help me jack i am so broken and vulnerable!..
sorry buddy, i'm going to have to talk with my back to you from now on, bella told me not to look at you ever again after i called out your name during our anniversary sex
WELL FINE SCREW ALL OF YOU I'LL JUST TALK TO THIS SHRINK I AM BEING FORCED TO SEE BECAUSE MY AIR OF MYSTERY, SELF-SACRIFICE, AND LOVE OF RESCUING ABANDONED ANIMALS ARE ALL SO OFF-PUTTING
dr. hannibal lecter:
dr. hannibal lecter:
hello! i know we literally just met, but all i want to do for the rest of my life is cook you delicious meals and fill my mansion with drawings of your face and butt
dr. hannibal lecter:
sorry, i don't think i'm saying this right. my apologies, english is my fifth language.
dr. hannibal lecter:
what i meant to say was, i want to give you all my infinite money and also babies
like do you remember that time Graham said he was in the bar after getting sober and just showing random people he didn’t know his sketchbook and they were like, legitimately concerned/freaked out because his drawings were so disturbing and violent
For the ships ask: Who's the one that's better at teasing: Hannigram :)
Are you kidding me?? Will Graham, most definitely. I mean, have you seen that little shit at work?
Okay, okay, so, first off (EXAMPLE NO. 1):
WHAT TH E FUCK IS THIS. MR. “I should dress up in a pretty, salmon button up with some tight, dark pants to enhance/define my ass. Also, maybe I should cut and style my hair? Maybe even leave a little curl?” for when I go to see Hannibal again?? FUCKCIN
EXAMPLE NO. 2:
“I still have the coppery smell of blood on my hands. I can’t remember seeing the crime scene before I saw myself killing her. I know I didn’t kill her. I couldn’t have. But I remember cutting into her. I remember watching her die”.
THIS IS HANNIBAL RIGHT AFTER HE SAID THIS:
WILL GRAHAM WAS A TEASE BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW HE WAS BEING A TEASE.
EXAMPLE NO. 3:
WHY DID HE DO THIS??? WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE OF HIM DOING THIS?? “Oh, since I’m saying goodbye to Hannibal and am about to leave his ass forever, maybe I should put my hand on the glass of his cell- give him a little taste of what he could have had.”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, GRAHAM??
EXAMPLE NO. 4:
HE KNOWS HOW MUCH HANNIBAL WANTS THEM TO BE MURDER HUSBANDS, AND THEN HE GOES AND DOES THIS.
TEARS A CHUNK OF FLESH FROM ANOTHER MAN’S FACE AND THEN SPITS IT OUT ON A PLATE. LIKE.
“Look what I did. This is what you like/want, isn’t it?”
EXAMPLE NO. 5:
I’m not even gonna go into detail about this.
But, like, what??
EXAMPLE NO. 6:
THIS WAS WHEN THEY DID THE LITTLE MASH-UP OF THEIR FACES AND THEN CUT AWAY.
HOW DARE YO U, BRYAN
you know they fucked on that table afterwards tho
EXAMPLE NO. 7
This scene. THIS SCENE.
WILL GRAHAM KNEW HE WAS ABOUT TO CONSUME HUMAN FLESH WITH HANNIBAL. HE BROUGHT LITERAL, ACTUAL HUMAN FLESH TO HANNIBAL’S KITCHEN, AND THEN HE HELPED HIM COOK IT AND THEN THEY ATE IT. AND WILL WAS SMILING AT HANNIBAL AS HE DID IT.
And yes, it was human flesh. Will got it from Randall Tier- not Freddie.
EXAMPLE NO. 8:
NOW, FOR THE GRAND FINALE. “PRETTY PLEASE” WILL GRAHAM.
HANNIBAL WAS SO NOT DOWN FOR DOING WHAT THE FBI WANTED. HE KNEW THAT THEY WANTED TO KILL HIM/WANTED HIM DEAD.
BUT THEN WILL- BEAUTIFUL, “INNOCENT” WILL GRAHAM HAD THE AUDACITY TO MARCH RIGHT ON INTO HIS CELL AND GIVE HIM THE “BROW” WHILE ALSO SAYING A SWEET LITTLE “please”.
LIKE, FUCK ME MAN.
NO WONDER THIS CANNIBAL’S THIRSTY AF.
Now, that’s all I have- though there are so many more! SO MANY MORE.
Have a good day, love- I really enjoyed answering this! <33