One more vote

Me: GLS says Hazard claims to have voted for himself. I assume he was kidding. I voted for Matic, myself.

Brother: I voted for FT. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but he’s the best. Let’s just say he got one more vote than Andreas Christensen. Eat that, Christensen.

Me: Too bad FT voted for Christensen.

Presented by Ian Wright

My brother and I were discussing NBC picking up American broadcast rights to the Premier League for next season.

Brother: This is going to be awesome next year.

Me: I’m most excited about Graeme Le Saux doing commentary. GRAEME. No, wait, what I’m most excited about is the fact that Ian Wright’s name is nowhere on that summary.

Brother: You missed it at the very top; the channel is called Ian Wright’s NBC Sports Network presented by Ian Wright.