I took a complete shot in the dark and applied for a job I am not at all qualified for (they’re looking for licensed therapists and physicians). The person emailed me today and said they’d love to meet and see where else I might fit in in their business. Hell yes.

To the people that tell you as soon as you graduate with a Bachelor’s to “go back to college” for a Master’s degree, how about you pay my student loans and living expenses for those 2+ years then?