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Sighs

I have so many stories to tell.
The most recent is of the last day of school. My friend and I were bored so they wrapped me in some butcher paper and added masking tape and drew on it. They made a little choker too. Then we had the bright idea to turn it into a dress.
Now, on the last day, the teachers let you eat stuff if anyone brought it, and also let you go around the school and ask people to sign yearbooks. So since I didn’t buy a yearbook, I decided to walk around in my dress and ask teachers and friends to sign it. By the end of the day, my dress is full of signatures from kids I didn’t even know! I showed my mom and she just sighed.
I cut out all the signatures from the dress and now there just hanging on my wall so yeah

Another time we found a bra on the playground in 2nd grade
My friend and I ended up throwing it on the roof. Fun times. Gotta love Texas’ school system.

we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags

my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash

  • Me: Ugh, Zarkon is terrible! He's so cruel! Has no heart! Cat stealer!
  • Season 3: Haha oh yeah Zarkon was a sweetheart who was afraid of cats and laughed at his friends jokes and fell in love with an Altean
  • Me, on the brink of tears: Fair enough

i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why do you think that sweetheart?” and she was like “it’s very pretty but a lot of it is just unnecessary”

and can i just say i don’t think i’ve ever been dragged that hard in my life let alone by an eleven year old

reblog this 4.0 gpa for good luck on all of your finals

at hunk & lance’s 5th grade graduation every kid had to get up and say what their favorite school memory was. hunk’s was “my favorite moment was when i met lance” and lance’s was “my favorite moment was when i met hunk” and while each of them was speaking the other was in the corner dabbing.