Piper: Thalia again? Leo, the universe clearly does not want you and Thalia to be together. Don’t piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.

Leo: But don’t you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?

Jason: Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together… Whoa. Chills. Anybody else get chills?

Leo: Look, I realize we’ve been down this road before, but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Thalia, so… I gotta do this.

[Piper slaps him]

Leo: Ow! What the hell?

Piper: That wasn’t me. That was the universe.


grace hand fed me a second orchid and frankly no caption can do this video justice


Sometime after the Giant war, Annabeth and Percy needed to make an Iris message to Thalia for some reason or another, and it went kinda like this:
“Okay seaweed brain, got the drachma?”
“Yes, I got the drachma, Annabeth.”
“Good… Make this mist a little finer.”
“Wise Girl, it’s perfect…”
“Yeah… Fine, just get this over with.”
“Yo Fleecy, do me a solid…”
“That’s not how-”
“…and find me Thalia Grace, Daughter of Zeus, because we have absolutely no idea where she is and we need to talk to her.”
“You’re supposed to say-”
“Sure thing Percy!”
“… When did you learn to-”
“Don’t ask.”