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Piper: Thalia again? Leo, the universe clearly does not want you and Thalia to be together. Don’t piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.

Leo: But don’t you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?

Jason: Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together… Whoa. Chills. Anybody else get chills?

Leo: Look, I realize we’ve been down this road before, but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Thalia, so… I gotta do this.

[Piper slaps him]

Leo: Ow! What the hell?

Piper: That wasn’t me. That was the universe.

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grace hand fed me a second orchid and frankly no caption can do this video justice

#166

Sometime after the Giant war, Annabeth and Percy needed to make an Iris message to Thalia for some reason or another, and it went kinda like this:
“Okay seaweed brain, got the drachma?”
“Yes, I got the drachma, Annabeth.”
“Good… Make this mist a little finer.”
“Wise Girl, it’s perfect…”
“Yeah… Fine, just get this over with.”
“Yo Fleecy, do me a solid…”
“That’s not how-”
“…and find me Thalia Grace, Daughter of Zeus, because we have absolutely no idea where she is and we need to talk to her.”
“You’re supposed to say-”
“Sure thing Percy!”
“… When did you learn to-”
“Don’t ask.”