So I’m laying in bed giggling about all of my first impressions of the characters of Transformers Prime, I’m going to write some of them down…
His face is perfect
And kinda pale
His optics are beautiful
He’s such a pretty blue
He’s such a pretty everything
His flaws are fucking perfect
If, ya know, I could find those flaws
I’m just blinded about how awesome he is
His voice is so calming
He’s beautiful inside and out
HOLY SHIT LOUD DEEP FOOTSTEPS THAT HAVE PRESENCE
Bright sunshine yellow!
His optics are so round
HE DOESN’T BLINK DO HIS OPTICS HURT???
He has no mouth?
Nononono he had to have a mouth at SOME point, right?
Maybe it’s just hidden
He’s pretty too
He’s also got some wide hips
Man I do NOT see much of a crotch plate??? (This is before i truly understood male anatomy)
(In fact this is all before I even looked at anyone that way)
His doorwings are kinda cute
But kinda curved
How does he bend over?
WTF THINGS POP OUT OF HIS LEGS WHEN HE STEPS DOWN WHAT IF THEY COME OUT AND HE CAN’T WALK ANYMORE OR THEY CATCH ON SOMETHING
Odd face shape
He seems okay, not my fave character tho
He’s a cat
The pointy things on the back of his helm look like cat ears
And his optics look catlike
IDK man that’s just what I thought
He’s got claws like a cat too
His paintjob is really pretty and detailed man why are you a medic go be a damn cybertronian tattoo artist jfk
(I always assumed he did those himself, like he doesn’t want anyone else to fuck up his perfection)
Alright, being full of yourself and yo looks ain’t gonna make me like you
(‘specially since my mind had already been blown to bits by Optimus)
I’m not calling the short cherry perfect, that belongs to Optimus (in my opinion)
I am not surprised he flirted with optimus
Why the fuck are your teeth/denta pointy doesn’t that hurt what if your tongue catches
Are your facial scars…symmetrical?
WE~LL BITCH DONT TELL ME THAT WAS FROM WAR
YOU DID THAT SHIT YOSELF
What did you look like before all this?
Your hands are giant claws
I think you’re missing a joint in your fingers
No wait you just have extended talons
How do you grab shit?
And clench your fists in anger and not cut yourself?
Goddamn you are really fucking pointy how the hell do you not have random pieces of shit on you because it got caught?
Holy hell the poor person who gets kicked by you will have to worry more about losing energon than dented armor
Why do you have a total of four toes?
You could make human kabobs with your feet!
I get the feeling you wouldnt like that because then you’d have to pick off the remains
Why is there no paint on you?
No wait your kinda purple
Your eyes are different from everyone else’s
I like your voice. It’s scary, and angry, yet empty/hollow. What happened to you?
Why the long face?
Such a thin red thingy in your face (his crest I’m talking about his crest)
(I didn’t have an inkling of an idea what Cybertronian anatomy was)
You have huge wings is that why your hunched over all the time?
You sound like your trying to imitate Meg’s voice but like???
You sound hollow, but it also sounds fake
You don’t quite have the anger down
You really aren’t all that intimidating Screamer
Now THOSE are some human kabobing fingers
Such long fingers and legs
Dude go eat something
Dark colors with pretty lights
He seems so chill but in control
He has no face?
I imagine he looks bored all the time
He has tentacles!
So frickin cool!
Wait a minute they come out of his stomach?
Why not his back?
He really blends in with the background
I admire his chillness
I LOVE HIS VOICE
I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF VOICE I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
BUT I AM PLEASED
He has pretty colors like Soundwave but he doesn’t blend in/disappear like the way Soundwave does
Pointy, is that safe for lab procedures?
*Ahem* you’re missing a servo
That giant cord that runs from your back to your gun hand, is that an inconvenience?
Like does it knock stuff over?
Man y'all are fucking graceful
Not knocking everything over
Or tearing it up
He has ONE fucking eye that does not appear to move around
Does he have depth perception?
Does he look at everything like like you would a telescope?
He’s chill like Soundwave.
Yay another white bot!
(That sounded mildly racist but like the only others were Ratchet and Wheeljack, They-who-are-rarely-seen in my opinion)
His face is as long as Starscream’s but pretty like optimus
His eye shape is like Optimus’ but the filling is like Starscream’s
His crest looks like Optimus’ but the rest of his helm reminds me of Starscream’s
Is he Optimus and Starscream’s son???
He’s got doorwings like Bumblebee!
He’s so cheerful and in your face
I normally don’t like people like that but I like him
He’s the exception
Omg look at him he’s always trying to prove himself to Optimus
“Be stealthy Smokescreen”
*Finds and turns into a racecar*
(What was the racecar even doing on the road in Middle-of-nowhere-Jasper-Nevada?)
I like him