• GPS: go straight
  • Nico: I'm sorry I'm afraid I c-
  • Leo: Nico, we GET IT. we get that you're not straight at all. you can't go straight, you're so gay, PLEASE just drive the car

Imagine being Frank Adler’s long time girlfriend. Mary’s been asking him for a while if he’s going to marry you, and he thinks it’s finally time. He packs a lunch and brings you and Mary to the park for a family picnic. He pulls Mary onto his lap, and tells you she has something to say. She hands you a little box, looking up at you with those big, blue eyes, and asks if you’ll marry her uncle and be the mother of her little family.

Requested by @winterysoldiery​​ <3

  • Piper: Wait for it, wait for it…
  • Leo: 9:01.
  • Piper: Jason is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?
  • Frank: His alarm didn’t go off.
  • Piper: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Percy: Ooh! He was taken in his sleep.
  • Piper: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Percy, but way more plausible than Frank's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Leo: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.