Thalia Explains Why She's Gay for Several Girls Using Movie Tropes
  • Jason: Okay, out of Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, Calypso, and Reyna, who would you date?
  • Thalia: All of the above.
  • Jason:
  • Thalia:
  • Jason: Explain.
  • Thalia: Annabeth is the nerdy gf. A cliche that never gets old.
  • Jason: True... but what about Piper?
  • Thalia: Piper is the Black Widow gf.
  • Jason: What?
  • Thalia: Sexy and will kill a bitch if needed, which makes her sexier.
  • Jason: Seriously? Okay, what about Hazel?
  • Thalia: Smol, innocent, sweet, basically the girl next door.
  • Jason: Well, what about Calypso?
  • Thalia: The hard to get bombshell, duh.
  • Jason: Zeus and Hera, what's with you and movie tropes? Okay, what about Reyna?
  • Thalia: Well, she's...
  • Jason: She's what?
  • Thalia: The one.

models: Grace Bol & Alek Wek - photography: Viviane Sassen - fashion editor / styling: Robbie Spencer - Dazed Magazine S/S 2017

  • featured designer: Rick Owens
If you switched bodies with your dog, what would be the first thing you would do as a dog and what would be the first thing your dog would do as a human?

The first thing I would do is go to the park and sprint around because I have never been an athletic person and I would like to experience what running really fast is like at least once in my life.

The first thing Lio would do is eat a hamburger and not worry about waking up in the middle of the night with unhappy poops.

Jason Grace + singing
  • Jason having perfect pitch.
  • Jason humming himself to sleep, especially if he just woke up from a nightmare.
  • Jason singing softly to Piper to calm her down when she’s upset.
  • Jason being way into Broadway musicals and sometimes just bursting into song whenever there’s an awkward silence.
  • Jason belting out pop tunes in the shower like a dork.
  • Jason always wanting to go do karaoke as a group activity because despite being pretty modest for a Big Three kid he low-key like to show off, especially to Leo and Piper.
  • Jason trying to convince Nico into learning Rod’s lines  so that they can sing “If You Were Gay” together and failing duh
  • “HI ROD” “fuck off Grace”
  • Drunk/tired Jason and Piper tangled together and softly singing duets together; they harmonize wonderfully because Piper probably sings well too considering her charmspeak.
  • Jason singing. <3