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MBTI types as Night Vale proverbs

istj: “There’s a difference between your, you’re, and yarn. Yarn isn’t even pronounced the same way. It’s a completely different word.”

isfj: “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say your mother’s in the hospital? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do? Listen, I’ll drive you over there. We’ll leave right now. Grab a coat, it’s a little cold out. I’m so sorry.”

infj: “You won’t sleep when you’re dead, either.”

intj: “At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.”

istp: “You can’t get blood from a turnip. Listen you need some blood? I can totally get you some blood. Set that turnip down and follow me to the blood. There’s a lot of blood.”

isfp: “Ignore all the haters telling you that everything isn’t a sandwich. Everything is a sandwich.”

infp: "Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you’re covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you’re an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you’re an earthworm, actually.“

intp: "Soccer is also commonly known as football, Canadian baseball, American football, violent jogging, and World War II.”

estp: “You can lead a horse to water, and you can lead a horse into water, and you can swim around with the horse and have fun.”

esfp: “On this day in history: mundanity, and terror, and food, and love, and trees.”

enfp: “If you love something, set it free. If it starts flying around and chirping, it was probably a bird.”

entp: “Everything that happens, happens for a reason. Except ostriches. What the hell, man?”

estj:  “Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these?”

esfj:  “Listen, I’m not a hero. The real heroes are the people that point out to us when protesters have smart phones, thus invalidating all concerns.”

enfj: “Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again…”

entj: “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single command from a satellite-activated mind control chip.”

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Black Hole Grounding 💫

Many practitioners like to use various elements and other sources to ground their loose, extra, or negative energy - one of my favorite methods of doing this is Black Hole Grounding. This method ensures that the energy you’re trying to ground or get rid of is compressed into something so small and insignificant that it practically doesn’t exist, instead of just being transferred to another source. This method traps the grounded energy, similar to how the force and gravity of a black hole is so strong that not even light can escape it.

Originally posted by cosmosondrugs

Method:

  1. Dim the lights 
  2. Sit comfortably, whether it be outdoors under the stars or inside - your choice
  3. Feel free to play some ambient music on your computer or phone, perhaps something on YouTube with a backdrop of the cosmos
  4. If you have a crystal you like to use to help you ground, grab it now and hold onto it
  5. Similarly, light a candle or incense that you like to use to help you ground, if you wish
  6. Close your eyes and begin breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth until you reach a relaxed state of mind
  7. Visualize the energy you wish to ground traveling up your spine, out of the top of your head, and into the cosmos - once you can visualize this energy floating in empty space, imagine it being sucked into a black hole until you can no longer see it
  8. Continue rhythmic breathing until you come back to reality, and go about your day as usual 

Crystals to aid in Black Hole Grounding:

  • Astrophyllite 
  • Black Calcite
  • Black Obsidian 
  • Black Tourmaline
  • Bronzite 
  • Dolomite
  • Halite
  • Hematite
  • Lodestone
  • Magnetite
  • Meteorite
  • Nebula Stone
  • Onyx
  • Smoky Quartz 
  • Tiger’s Eye

Scents to aid in Black Hole Grounding:

  • Basil
  • Cedar
  • Cinnamon
  • Coffee
  • Cypress
  • Fir
  • Frankincense
  • Ginger
  • Jasmine
  • Myrrh
  • Patchouli
  • Pine
  • Sage
  • Sandalwood
  • Spruce

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Guys why did no one tell me about Deep Space 9

  • Namjoon: Jimin, can you teach me how to draw?
  • Jimin: Sure thing hyung, drawing is easy. Just take out a sheet of paper and a pen!
  • Namjoon: *Grabs required items* Now what?
  • Jimin: Well first, you start with a circle. Always start with a circle. Then you add a few small lines here and there, a smudge or fifteen, and bam!
  • Jimin: *Holds up a perfectly drawn picture of a puppy*
  • Namjoon: So I have a circle...
  • Lance: Quick, take my hand!
  • Keith: *grabs Lance's hand* Now what?
  • Lance: *trying not to laugh* Nothing, I just wanted to see if you'd hold my hand.