grab me like that

“Gibbs! I’m trying to take a shower in here!”
The Marine completely ignores you and climbs in the shower behind you before grabbing a bottle of shampoo and starting to lather his hair. You give him a dirty look when he uses the detachable shower head and starts to rinse.
“You know it just makes me love you more when you look at me like that, sweetheart.”
You growl and grab the shower head back from him and start to rinse the soap from your body. He watches you intently, his eyes growing dark with lust. He manages to wait until you’re done before pushing you back against the cool tiles of the shower and kissing you hungrily. You moan and wrap a leg around his waist as your hand raises to tug at his hair. He slides his tongue into your mouth and starts to grind against you. You can feel his hardness against your lower stomach and it makes you whimper. He pulls away and gives you a shit eating grin.
“Everything ok?”
You bite your lip and manage to nod.
“Just don’t wanna be late to work.”
He cups your breast and gives it a squeeze.
“Good thing I’m your boss then.”

i am proud of all the sin you’ve been submitting

Tag Yourself

-Perfect Russian Jesus, right down to the birthdate
-notoriously terrible memory, possibly on purpose??
-here to cry actual pearls and court shy Japanese fanboys
-weak for poledancing

Originally posted by nikiphorov

-literally a dumpling
-filled with anxiety
-goes from 0 to Stunner real quick
-engagement game on point

Originally posted by vvictor

-made of pure Angermonium
-wants to be Cool, dresses like a MILF
-deserves everybody’s love, will accept none of it
-cat aesthetic

Originally posted by loki-winchester-97

-wtf suga suga how’d you get so fine
-holdin out for a hero and glad I did cuz DAMN
-literal savior
-makes motorcycles and leather jackets nervous

Originally posted by keeyd

-this fuckin asshole
-ultimate fuckboi
-will play you wonderwall so fast
-but isn’t really into you, unless your face is a mirror

Originally posted by changree

-pour some sugar on me
-one look will impregnate cha
-best ass in the game
-perfect wingman

Originally posted by nikifohov

-perfect, pure, right
-literally unable to be harmed
-ultimate hamster momma
-secret theatre kid

Originally posted by viktvr

-why can’t everyone just behave their fuckin selves
-too old and done for this shit
-slut for hugs
-doesn’t know how everything got so gay but whatever motivates these damned kids

Originally posted by lclfluid

I’m so glad we can finally put to rest the whole “Pidge doesn’t actually like being around Lance/is only annoyed by his presence/is a bully to him” trope.  Because those two were ride or die in season two.  Pidge chose Lance to be her designated sift-through-this-fountain-barefoot-with-me friend. She grabbed his sleeve and was like “This way, Slender Man, we’re going fishing”. Don’t ignore this friendship @Voltron Fandom.


No, there was no “assassination attempt” against Trump — in reality, supporters attacked a peaceful protestor

Here’s what happened: 

  • Trump was delivering a speech in Nevada. 
  • A fight broke out in front of the stage after a man identified as Austyn Crites held a “Republicans Against Trump” sign. 
  • Someone in the crowd reportedly shouted, “gun!”
  • Trump was whisked off stage. 
  • Crites was detained. No weapon was found. He was released.
  • Trump was returned a short time later. 

Trump’s social media director and Donald Trump Jr.  both retweeted the above tweet calling it an “assassination attempt.” Cries said the following:

“All of a sudden, because they couldn’t grab the sign, or whatever happened, bam, I get tackled by all these people who were just, like, kicking me and grabbing me in the crotch and just, just beating the crap out of me. And somebody yells something about a gun, and so that’s when things really got out of hand.”

The Trump campaign released a statement later in the evening that obfuscated the truth.


November 18th, 2016

Early morning biochemistry setup, and thinking about lab work. Tbh when my supervisor asked if I could be at the lab at 8am my heart died a little, but I’m eternally grateful that she’s taking me under her wing. I’m eternally grateful that she’s not using me as her “dish-washer,” that she’s teaching me the nuts and bolts of a research lab, encouraging questions, and encouraging me to do my own research. She actually felt bad for asking me to grab ice for her???? We need more researchers like this because lets be real even university level labs don’t cover a fraction of the knowledge you need to work in a real lab and that’s really a shame. 

i had the PUREST drunk girl interaction at the bop yesterday. basically i walked into the loos and there were some fresher girls in there and one of them came up to me and was like “hey!! you see those girls there? they’re my friends and i love them SO MUCH” and she talked to me for about 5 minutes about how much she loved her friends and all i did in this convo was smile and nod and say “yeah i get u” but at the end she hugged me and went “thanks so much for all your help you’re great” and honestly? i left the loos a better person

Solangelo winter things:

- they go ice skating and Nico summons/uses skeletons for stability and Will is like THEY ARE NOT HELPING THIS DUDE JUST GRABBED ME FROM BEHIND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK

- Nico steals all of Will’s snuggly, soft, winter hoodies/sweaters sometimes while Will is still wearing them

- there’s a scream in the middle of the night or really in the early morning but it’s just Will yelling because Nico sticked his ICY hands up his shirt

- Will sneaks in scented candles everywhere, especially Nico’s cabin so it smells like cookies, christmas trees and death 100% of the time

- Nico forces everyone to take a skeleton for stability if they go ice skating like, two weeks into the lake freezing over because if Will has to heal one more broken bone Nico is calling up Apollo himsef to just drop the sun into the lake 


- nearly getting eaten by the giant ants while doing that  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- Nico has like three scarfs on his person at all times

- shopping trips into the city looking at all the lights and having snow fights and doing snow angels which Will really funny look it’s a snow Angelo

- breakfasts and dinners huddled together under a knitted blanket

- Will putting so much marshmallows into his hot chocolate it’s pretty much just chocolate marshmallows (and he still nibbles on Nico’s lol) 


Guys why did no one tell me about Deep Space 9

If you still make TF2 fan content of ANY kind, no matter how simple, I’d like to take a moment to thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart. As it increases in rarity every day, it brings me a bit of joy to see a new piece grace my dash.

Apparently Tamaki has a crush on me……in my dream LMAO


It’s exciting that George Martin is still writing the books, you know. That we don’t know what’s gonna happen. That’s very exciting for the audience, for the people making it, for the actors. It does affect what you’re doing in that you can’t really play the endgame because you don’t really know what it is.


EXCLUSIVE: Kelsea Ballerini’s Major Moments, From Singing With Taylor Swift to Falling in Love  

The First Time You Met Taylor Swift (not as a fan!)

Interviewer: I want to know about the first time you met Taylor Swift not as a fan.

Kelsea: She texted me right after she tweeted about my record, which was insane, and she was hosting a birthday party for her friend Abigail at her place in Nashville and invited me and just ran up and hugged me, like grabbed my hand, brought me into her apartment and introduced me to all of her friends like Hayley from Paramore and Kings of Leon..

Interviewer: No big deal..

Kelsea: And I was like, “Hi, I’m Kelsea”. But she was so lovely. That was the first time I met her.

The First Time On Stage For The 1989 Tour

Interviewer: What about the first time you stepped out on stage for the 1989 Tour?

Kelsea: Oh God, I was so nervous, I was so nervous. And I just remember being down below the stage, you could still see the upper rim of the arena. So I was down there and I was looking up and she was announcing me and I was like, “Oh, like it’s gonna go up and I can’t get off, I can’t get off now.” And it just started going up and I was like, “Oh, oh gosh”. And then you just are up there and you see the whole arena full of people and it was hectic, it was amazing. I got home that night and I was laying in bed and she posted the picture of me and her from that night on her Instagram and I looked at it and I bawled. It was the first time that it actually hit me what had happened that night.