grab a cactus!

@find-a-health-kit

“Don’t look at me like that.” Michael is growling at the Medic as he sets the small potted plant down on the table beside him. Closer inspection would reveal a tiny cactus being the plant; it was a little something the ex heavy knew the doctor would appreciate…at least a little bit.

At least, HE thought it’d be. Michael was always seeing the man collecting plants.

“Hey, if ya don’t want it, I could always go and give it to Greg or Arthur…?” Michael trails off slowly, waiting and listening to see if Roderick would disagree. He even goes and makes a small movement to grab the cactus up again. See if it’d get some reaction.

Sure, yeah, Roderick didn’t like Valentine’s Day and thought it was dumb, but that didn’t stop Michael from, after returning from his own plans, getting his teammates a little something.

HOLY FUCK I JUST KNOCKED SOMETHING OFF OF MY SHELF AND QUICKLY GRABBED IT SO IT DIDNT FALL BUT I DIDN’T LOOK AT WHAT IS WAS UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE AND GUESS WHAT IT WAS THAT I FORCEFULLY GRABBED

A FUCKING CACTUS

I FULL ON GRABBED A CACTUS AND NOW THERE ARE LITTLE NEEDLES IN MY HAND PLEASE SEND HELP