grab a cactus

anonymous asked:

hc based on that jetpony fic i sent you on anon: val started talking shit (aka misgendering, being a homophobic/transphobic asshole) to pony's face the day after xe gave jet star the "dildo". xe marched over to jet, grabbed the cactus and started humping it and threw it at val. while val was screaming, jet shot the arm off a cactus and threw it at val while yelling shit like "is this the stick that was up your ass? do you need one of us to check for you? we'd be glad to!" while pony clapped

You’re my favourite anon sjhdjgsjhd

HOLY FUCK I JUST KNOCKED SOMETHING OFF OF MY SHELF AND QUICKLY GRABBED IT SO IT DIDNT FALL BUT I DIDN’T LOOK AT WHAT IS WAS UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE AND GUESS WHAT IT WAS THAT I FORCEFULLY GRABBED

A FUCKING CACTUS

I FULL ON GRABBED A CACTUS AND NOW THERE ARE LITTLE NEEDLES IN MY HAND PLEASE SEND HELP