gr: astrid

  • *Everyone standing in a circle around the broken coffee maker*
  • Stoick: Who broke it?
  • *silence*
  • Stoick: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • *silence*
  • Hiccup: I did! I broke it-
  • Stoick: No. No you didn't. Tuffnut?
  • Tuffnut: Don't look at me... Look at Snotlout.
  • Snotlout: What? I didn't break it!
  • Tuffnut: Huh, that's wired. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Snotlout: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Tuffnut: Suspicious.
  • Snotlout: No it's not!
  • Fishlegs: If it matters, probably not but, Ruffnut was the last one to use it.
  • Tuffnut: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Fishlegs: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Tuffnut: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Fishlegs!
  • Hiccup: Okay okay! Let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it, dad.
  • Stoick: No! Who broke it?!
  • *silence*
  • Snotlout (approaches Stoick): Cheif.... Astrid's been awfully quiet.
  • Astrid: REALLY?!?
  • *All begin to fight*
  • Stoick (in confidence): I broke it. I burnt my hand so I punched it.