anonymous asked:

Have you ever spied on any of the Vault Hunters?

Send me “have you evers” and I’ll answer yes or no.

“Not necessarily ‘spied’ on anyone, more like they didn’t realize I was already in the room…”

“So uhh, the Boss has a habit of coming back from a mission and just, unclothing right in the living room while heading toward the bathroom. I was already in the room, for like, 2 hours. Before her. She didn’t uhh- notice me reading the paper by the table… minding my own business….”

“Point is, it didn’t end well for me despite being an innocent bystander in the living room….”