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More delightfully effervescent Peter!

But, Peter. what’s that you’re saying about Doc Martens and waistcoats?

Not to mention powdered wigs:

(and I’m pretty sure Rory and his goddamn hair – to say nothing of Larry from Chandler & Co. – wore Levi’s.)

And I do rather wonder about the source of that natty suit you’re wearing…


Robert Pattinson in “Fear & Shame” for GQ

Robert Pattinson made a short film that highlights how multi-talented he is, and what a brilliant future as a writer lies before him, should he want to write a screenplay one day. Released by GQ, the clever short comedy was written by Pattinson himself, and clearly takes some inspiration from his own life, spent trapped in hotel rooms, trying to avoid the rabid Twilight crazies.

Comedy is much harder to execute successfully than drama. “Fear and Shame” is as good as the best of Monty Python and SNL Digital Shorts. Beginning by speaking to himself as he paces around The Bowery Hotel, he angrily tosses a salami wrapper out of the mini-bar before finding inspiration by the sight of a man eating a hot dog on the sidewalk.

“This city is a labyrinth designed to mock me,” he says. Displaying yet another aspect of his facility with accents/voice work, he hilariously narrates his thought processes and actions throughout the film.

Foregoing all fears about the outside world, Pattinson dons sunglasses and a baseball cap to brave the maze (and potential onslaught of fans) in search of a juicy dog. He proves adept at physical comedy, using his entire body to humorous effect.

“Kumaré” director Vikram Gandhi was a good match for Pattinson’s script, scoring his frenzied machinations with some restrained but well-placed fast motion shots. If this short is any indication, Pattinson has a bright (one could even say brilliant) future as a filmmaker.


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