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a really passive aggressive GPS

“Ted... I don't get microwaves.”

Ted the Animator: “…what?”

Carl the Animator: “Microwaves.”

Ted the Animator: “Microwaves?” 

Carl the Animator:Microwaves.”

Ted the Animator: “…like, how they work?”

Carl the Animator: “Nah, I can google that. That’s the easy part.”

Ted the Animator: “…ok?”

Carl the Animator: “What I don’t get is why the manufacturers make the doors louder than a space shuttle launch.” 

Ted the Animator: “Oh. Do they?”

Carl the Animator: “Yes! Every other cooking method has a reasonable operational volume for use in quiet houses at night. Microwave doors, though? KACHUNG!

Ted the Animator: “I was completely unaware.”

Carl the Animator: “What, have you never made 1 A.M. pizza rolls or something?”

Ted the Animator: “…no. No Carl, I have not.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, you live a sheltered life, my friend.”

Carl the Animator: “GPSs are mysterious, too. Why do they like to randomly take you down elaborate, windy, and slooooow residential routes?”

Ted the Animator: “Inaccurate maps, prolly?”

Carl the Animator: “Maybe… or, maybe it’s ‘cause they want to give time estimates, so they need a guinea pig to try the insane and obviously-bad routes just to see what happens?

Ted the Animator: “I’m sure there’s at least one conspiracy theory website about that.” 

Carl the Animator:And, while I’m at it, why are Froot Loops spelled in such a stupid way?”

Ted the Animator: “Yeah, that’s… that’s a little weird, I guess.”

Carl the Animator: “They could just as easily switch their random vowel swap and make it Fruit Luips, but you don’t see them using that, now do you.”

Ted the Animator: “…that wasn’t the direction I thought you were going with that, but ok.”

Carl the Animator: “And why is the Mattress Firm called Mattress Firm?!

Ted the Animator: “It means ‘firm’ like ‘business organization’, Car-”

Carl the Animator: “Terrible marketing. They should call it the Mattress Soft.”

Ted the Animator: “…you’re crazy, but at least it’s an endearing kind of crazy, Carl.”

Carl the Animator: “Hashtag lifegoals.”

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Apparently this is the view you get from the road in Luoping, China - near the “Stone Forest” of eroded limestone

  • Pureblood: HA! I have invented this device that will hold a focused light better than a candle without having to use Lumos all the time!
  • Muggleborn: Flashlight
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  • Pureblood: See I can send a quick note across class without an Owl
  • Halfblood: *pulls out cell, and pushes a few buttons*
  • Muggleborn: *takes out cell and looks up* Cell Phones
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  • Pureblood: Lets go for a country ride
  • Halfblood: Sure
  • Pureblood: Good, I'll get the carriage set up should take only 10 minutes
  • Muggleborn: *drives up* Car is ready
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  • Pureblood: *pokes head through the floo* Hey guys!
  • Muggleborn: *sits back revealing computer screen* Hey, I was just going to add you to the Skype conversation.
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  • Pureblood: Hey i just found out this cool spell that plays music!
  • Halfblood: Ipod
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  • Pureblood: My mom has this clock that tells her where we are
  • Muggleborn: GPS Phone Tracker