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This is a conversation between Patrick Stump and yourself, Pete Wentz.

Pete Wentz: TRICKY

Patrick Stump: PETEY

Pete Wentz: YES

Patrick Stump: THANK THE PETE

Pete Wentz: THANKS THE PATRICK

Pete Wentz: OMGPatrick Stump: OMG

Patrick Stump: I LOVE U PETE

Pete Wentz: ME 2

Pete Wentz: PETERICK FOREVES

Patrick Stump: YASS

Pete Wentz: OTP

Patrick Stump: OTPPPPP

Patrick Stump: otpay

Patrick Stump: OTPATRICKPETE

Patrick Stump: Otpeterick

Pete Wentz: LOL

Pete Wentz: SAME

Patrick Stump: SAME
Pete Wentz: INSTA/TUMBLR?

Patrick Stump: UM

Patrick Stump: andtrick.tumblr.com

Pete Wentz: OKAY

Pete Wentz: TRICKY

Pete Wentz: YOURE BAE

Patrick Stump: YOURE ALSO BAE

Pete Wentz: <3Patrick Stump: ILY

Pete Wentz: ILY@

Pete Wentz: 2

Pete Wentz: WOW

Patrick Stump: WHOS @ 

Patrick Stump: AND WHY DO YOU LOVE THEM

Pete Wentz: TYPE

Pete Wentz: TYPo

Pete Wentz: BABY

Pete Wentz: YOUR MY LOVE

Patrick Stump: NO

Patrick Stump: NO THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK
CLEARLY YOU LOVE @ 

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: IM SORRY

Patrick Stump: SHES SINGING BABY COME HOME IN A MELODY OF TEARS

Pete Wentz: WHILE THE RYTHYM OF THE RAIN KEEPS TIME

Patrick Stump: no while the asperand keeps your heart

Patrick Stump: because youre CHEATING on me

Pete Wentz: NO

Patrick Stump: with @ 

Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Patrick Stump: PETE

Pete Wentz: THIS IS LIKE A SAD FANFIC

Patrick Stump: IT IS A SAD FANFIC

Pete Wentz: NOOO

Patrick Stump: PETE I WROTE HARRY STYLES/OBAMA FANFIC

Pete Wentz: NICE

Patrick Stump: IN MY RAGE OF JEALOUSLY

Pete Wentz: NOT NICE

Patrick Stump: DO YOU WANT CHAPTER 1

Patrick Stump: OF RAGE AND JEALOUSY OBAMA/HARRY

Pete Wentz: MAYBE

Patrick Stump: OKAY HERE U GO

Patrick Stump: LETS SAY HARRY IS @ 

Patrick Stump: YOURE OBAMA

Patrick Stump: AND IM MICHELLE

Patrick Stump: When Harry Styles was invited to the White House in the United States of America, he wasn’t all that surprised. Plenty of musicians had gone on and been invited to meet the President before. It was no surprise that One Direction was one of them.

The story that came to be, however, was unexpected.

“Oi boi shite, it’s very noice to meet you Mr. Obama,” Harry Styles said with confidence as he sat down in a chair, which was leaning against the wall of the President’s Office.

“It’s my pleasure to meet you,” Barack Obama replied. “As well as the rest of you - Zayn, Louis, Niall, and Liam.”

“OI BOI SHITE,” Liam exclaimed.

“Oi boi Liam, that’s not poiloite,” Zayn scolded Liam, thwacking him in the back of his head with his soft, soft Malik hands of glory.

“OI BOI SHITE,” Liam screamed.

“Oi boi Liam, don’t be fackin’ rude,” Niall hissed.

“OI BOI SHITE,” Liam shouted one last time before he was… exterminated.

“It’s voiry noice to be invoited intoi yoir oiffice, Mr. Oibama,” Louis added calmly, now that Liam was gone.

“As I said, it’s my pleasure.”

“So why have you invoited us here, Mr. Obama?” Harry asked, tilting his head curiously.

“Well,” Obama said lowly. “I’d rather discuss this with you, Harry, alone.”

Harry widened his eyes, casting a nervous glance around the room to his band mates.

“Well alroight,” Harry muttered, gesturing for his band mates to leave the room.

“OI BOI SHITE,” they all exclaimed, except for Zayn Malik, who simply politely nodded his head as they left the room. Beautiful, precious, angelic Zayn made sure to lock the door behind him as a respect to Harry and Obama’s privacy, because Zayn is just so caring.

“What is oit that you want to toilk to me aboit, Mr. Obama?” Harry said, tilting his head even further. In fact, he tilted his head so far that it was no longer tilting it, but rather, twisting it around like an owl until he had come into a full 360 degree tilt.

“I’m in love with you, Harry.”

Harry laughed.

Obama’s lips curved into a frown.

“I would expect this froim a teenage goirl, but, noit you, Mr. Obama!”

“I’m being serious, Harry Styles.”

Harry gasped.

Obama saying his name was so… sexy.

“OIIIIIIIII,” Harry moaned.

Obama pounced on Harry like a panther stalking his prey.

Then… MICHELLE OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“MR. OBAMA!” Michelle screamed, throwing Obama across the room.

“OI!” Harry screamed. “DON’T HURT MOI BOIFRIEND!”

Suddenly, Hagrid burst in behind Michelle Obama.

“YER A WIZARD HARR - oi shite wrong one BYEEEEEEEE!” Hagrid howled before flying away like a witch on a broom except on his beard instead of a broom.

“OI SHITE,” Harry screamed.

“I’m going to EAT YOUR TINY DICK,” Michelle snarled, charging at Harry at 300 mph.

Obama leapt in the way, throwing Michelle off.

Harry started sobbing. Zayn rushed in like a good child and picked up Harry, sprinting out of the room swiftly with the young singer in his arms. Precious Zayn cared for his band mates and took him away from the madness, returning him to his hotel.
Pete Wentz: HOLY SHIT

Patrick Stump: DO YOU LOVE IT PETE

Patrick Stump: ITS A METAPHOR Patrick Stump: FOR US

Patrick Stump: HOW YOU DITCHED ME FOR HARRY STYLES

Pete Wentz: PATRICK WHY

Patrick Stump: I MEAN @ 

Pete Wentz: NO

Patrick Stump: YES PETE

Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Patrick Stump: Pete

Pete Wentz: Tricky?

Patrick Stump: What?

Pete Wentz: Do you still love me?

Patrick Stump: I’ve always loved you.

Pete Wentz: ‘whitney housten starts playing’

Patrick Stump: OI

Patrick Stump: THIS IS NOT ON MY PLAYLIST

Pete Wentz: SORRY BABY

Pete Wentz: IT FIT THE MOOD

Patrick Stump: DID @ PUT THIS ON YOUR PHONE

Patrick Stump: I BET THEY DID

Pete Wentz: NO THEY DIDNT

Pete Wentz: I SWEAR

Patrick Stump: I KNOW THEY DID DONT LIE TO ME PETE

Pete Wentz: *real life me is crying* OMG NO PATRICK BELIEVE

Pete Wentz: BELIEVE ME

Patrick Stump: BYE PETE

Patrick Stump: WE’RE THROUGH PETE

Pete Wentz: PATRICK NOOOO

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: No

Patrick Stump: rip peterick

Pete Wentz: I LOVE YOU

Pete Wentz: FHIEUSl cj

Patrick Stump: OT

Patrick Stump: IT’S GONE PETE

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: PETERICK FOREVES REMEMBER
Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: YES

Pete Wentz: PLEASE

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: I WILL FOREVER LVE YOU PATRICk

Patrick Stump: YOU LVOE @ 

Pete Wentz: NO I DONT

Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Pete Wentz: PATRICK MARTIN STUMP LISTEN TO ME

Pete Wentz: @ IS NO ONE

Patrick Stump: I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE ME

Patrick Stump: MY MIDDLE NAME IS VAUGN

Patrick Stump: *VAUGHN

Pete Wentz: I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU< YOU WILL FOREVER LOVE ME

Pete Wentz: YOUR BIRTH MIDDLE NAME IS MARTIN LIAR

Patrick Stump: AND I CHANGED IT TO VAUGHN

Patrick Stump: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

Patrick Stump: BUT YOU DONT BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME

Pete Wentz: I KNOW THAT

Pete Wentz: PLEASE LUNCHBOX

Patrick Stump: NO PETE

Pete Wentz: PATRICK *breaks down into tears*

Patrick Stump: rip

Pete Wentz: NOOoo

Patrick Stump: we are never eve

rPatrick Stump: getting back together

Pete Wentz: THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR TSWIZZLE

Patrick Stump: ITS ALWAYS TIME FOR TSWIZZLE PETE

Patrick Stump: actually

Pete Wentz: ACTUALLY YOUR RIGHT

Patrick Stump: I’m dating Tswizzle anyways

Patrick Stump: OWNED

Pete Wentz: WAIT WHAT


Pete Wentz: YOU CHEATED ON ME

Pete Wentz: WITH TAYLOR

Patrick Stump: ONLY BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH @ 

Pete Wentz: NO I DIDNT

Patrick Stump: YOU CANT PROVE IT

Pete Wentz: YES I CAN

Patrick Stump: NO YOU CANT
Pete Wentz: HOW ABOUT THE FACT IVE SPENT THE PAST FIFTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE HOPELESSLY IN LVOE WITH YOU

Pete Wentz: ALL DOES LATE NIGHT TALKS

Pete Wentz: THE SMILES

Pete Wentz: THE TEARS

Patrick Stump: AND NOW YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH @ 

Pete Wentz: DID THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU

Pete Wentz: I DIDNT CHEAT ON YOU PATRICK
Patrick Stump: YOU CHEATED ON ME

Pete Wentz: BECAUSE I F**KING LOCE U

Pete Wentz: I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU

Patrick Stump: YOU CHEATED PETE

Patrick Stump: I CANT FORGIVE THAT

Pete Wentz: I DIDNT CHEAT
Pete Wentz: PLEASE BELIEVE ME

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: PATRICK
Pete Wentz: NFDKSJ ;gafnv

Patrick Stump: HGHJTLJHDGDEHJT

Pete Wentz: LUNCHBOX

Pete Wentz: LISTEN TO ME
Pete Wentz: YOU ARE THE MOST CARING, BEAUTIFUL, AND LOVING PERSON ON THIS EARTH

Pete Wentz: @ IS NOT ANYTHING

Pete Wentz: YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE

Patrick Stump: AND I EXPECT YOU TO HAVE SAID THE SAME THING TO @ 

Pete Wentz: YOU SHOULDNT


Pete Wentz: BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS WORLD IS BETTER THAN YOu

Patrick Stump: ANDY HURLEY IS

Pete Wentz: HES A CLOSE 2ND

Patrick Stump: no hes #1

Pete Wentz: BUT TRICK I LOVE YOu

Pete Wentz: “You hear me? You’re Patrick Martin Stumph from Glenview, Illinois, and you wear trucker hats and argyle sweaters and knee-high black socks and you make them look good. You think you’re just this ugly, sweaty, bald little guy, but you’re so not. You’re fucking amazing. I’ve told you you’re cute as a button before, and I meant it. And you can sing like no one else I’ve ever met—oh, the songs you sing, Patrick; I could listen to them all day.

Patrick Stump: jesus

Patrick Stump: thats romantic

Pete Wentz: I KNOW

Patrick Stump: but you love andy more than me

Pete Wentz: NO I DONT


Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Pete Wentz: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME

Patrick Stump: kill me

Pete Wentz: I COULD NEVER

Pete Wentz: BUT IF I MUST

Patrick Stump: YOU DONT LOVE ME
Pete Wentz: I DO
Pete Wentz: REMEMBER THOSE WORDS

Pete Wentz: 'I DO’?
Patrick Stump: WE’RE NOT MARRIED PETE

Pete Wentz: WELL WE ARE GOING TO BE *gets down on one knee*

Patrick Stump: what

Patrick Stump: no THIS IS

Patrick Stump: UR 

Patrick Stump: @ 

Patrick Stump: ANDY

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: PLEASE

Pete Wentz: TAKE THE RING

Patrick Stump: ANDY

Patrick Stump: @ 

Pete Wentz: FJKHSAdlnf.adsvgn;g

Pete Wentz: PLEASE *starts sobbing*

Patrick Stump: rip pete

Pete Wentz: rip

Patrick Stump: rip

Pete Wentz: no

Patrick Stump: riP

Pete Wentz: this cant be over

Patrick Stump: bro

Pete Wentz: nOT NOW

Patrick Stump: B R O

Patrick Stump: its done

Pete Wentz: NEVER
Pete Wentz: YBC

Pete Wentz: YBC

Patrick Stump: Y B C

Pete Wentz: i love yoy

Patrick Stump: i love mikey way

Pete Wentz: wow

Pete Wentz: way to kill the mood

Patrick Stump: jokes i love taylor swift

Pete Wentz: i think everyone loves taylor swift a little bit

Patrick Stump: Taylor and i are getting married

Pete Wentz: may i be the best man?

Patrick Stump: um no thats mikey way

Pete Wentz: oh

Patrick Stump: i think you mean bro

Pete Wentz: maybe

Patrick Stump: bro

Pete Wentz: i cant believe any of this happened

Pete Wentz: like seriously

Pete Wentz: this has been an emotional rollercoaster

Patrick Stump: thats what you get for cheating on me with @ 

Pete Wentz: OH CMON

Patrick Stump: THATS WHAT YOU GET
Pete Wentz: WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN

Pete Wentz: OH OH OH OH

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: PARAMORE

Patrick Stump: N O P E TE

Pete Wentz: SORRY BAE

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: OMG IM MAKING A TUMBLR POST ABOUT THIS

Patrick Stump: oh lord

Pete Wentz: yes

Patrick Stump: oh l o r d

Pete Wentz: yES

Patrick Stump: O H L OR D
Patrick Stump: I PROMISE I DONT REALLY RP LIKE THIS
Pete Wentz: ME 2

Pete Wentz: BUT THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING

Patrick Stump: YEA

Pete Wentz: I ALSO DOCUMENTED THIS ON MY INSTAGRAM

Pete Wentz: AND I MEAN THIS SERIUSLY

Patrick Stump: O H G O D

Pete Wentz: YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS

Pete Wentz: MY CLOSEST INTERNET FRIEND

Pete Wentz: HER USERNAME IS

Pete Wentz: the-at-symbol

Pete Wentz: I WISH I WAS KIDDING

Patrick Stump: WHY

Patrick Stump: ITS CALLED AN ASPERAND
Patrick Stump: JSYK

Pete Wentz: I DONT KNOW

Patrick Stump: JESUS

Pete Wentz: I ALMOST CRIED

Patrick Stump: J E S U S

Pete Wentz: IT WAS PERFECT

Patrick Stump: JESUS

Pete Wentz: SHE JUST SENT ME “AM I ANDY?”

Patrick Stump: yes

Pete Wentz: obviously

Patrick Stump: ikr

Pete Wentz: THE POST IS ALMOST DONE

Pete Wentz: I GOT TO THE OBAMA FANFIC

Patrick Stump: oH NO

Patrick Stump: DONT POST THAT PART
Patrick Stump: IM ACTUALLY WRITING THAT FOR AO3

Pete Wentz: OMG

Pete Wentz: I GOT THE WHOLE ROMANTIC PART FROM AO3 2

Patrick Stump: I KNOW I THINK I READ THAT FIC SOMEWHERE

Pete Wentz: CUE ALL THE LOVE?

Patrick Stump: YEA

Pete Wentz: OMG YAS

Patrick Stump: YA

Pete Wentz: HAVE YOU READ THAT ONE WEAR PETES A MERMAID

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: OMG ITS AMAZING

Pete Wentz: LIEK SERIOUSLY

Patrick Stump: oh no you typed the weeaboo l word

Pete Wentz: OH GOD NO

Patrick Stump: HOW DARE U

Pete Wentz: IM SORRY

Pete Wentz: GOD DAMNIT TYPOSP

atrick Stump: AHAHAHAH

Pete Wentz: STOP LAUGHING jwiefomv

Patrick Stump: nO

Pete Wentz: IM CRYING OMFG
v fehiud

Pete Wentz: rg y y

Patrick Stump: rip

Pete Wentz: same

Patrick Stump: me

Pete Wentz: im just

Pete Wentz: wow

Patrick Stump: wow

Patrick Stump: such rp

Patrick Stump: many peterick

Patrick Stump: very break up

Patrick Stump: much stupid

Pete Wentz: same

Pete Wentz: WAIT I JUST REALIZED I NEVER GOT YOUR REAL NAME

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