government is cancer

Signs as The Walking Dead Villains

Merle Dixon: Aries, Leo, Aquarius

Originally posted by isabellakiss

The Governor: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius

Originally posted by monasax

Gareth: Taurus, Libra, Pisces

Originally posted by 5sosteven

Negan: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

Originally posted by stefanliviu

The signs as school subjects

Aries- Government
Taurus- Language
Gemini- Math
Cancer- Phyiscs
Leo- Drama
Virgo- PE
Libra- English
Scorpio- Biology
Sagittarius- History
Capricorn- Photography
Aquarius- Economics
Pisces- Art

Napoleon Dynamite for the Signs
  • Aries: "Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"
  • Taurus: "I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?"
  • Gemini: "Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?"
  • Cancer: "Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
  • Leo: "LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out."
  • Virgo: "It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
  • Libra: "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
  • Scorpio: "Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore."
  • Sagittarius: "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
  • Capricorn: "They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four."
  • Aquarius: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
  • Pisces: "Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious."
Why The Signs Hate The Government

Aries- Because they go to prison.
Taurus- Because luxury costs money.
Gemini- Because they’re now violating the first amendment.
Cancer- Because they’re hurting innocent people.
Leo- Because there are no statues of them.
Virgo- Because it isn’t organized well enough.
Libra- Because of the lack of balance.
Scorpio- Because they don’t pardon crimes committed out of jealousy.
Sagittarius- Because adventure is illegal.
Capricorn- Because they have low self esteem. (Bitch, they are the government.)
Aquarius- Because of the lack of justice.
Pisces- Because they’re scared of the government.

The government cigarette packets taste different to the normal one and it’s fucking like a dystopian novel the government is tampering my cancer sticks it’s filling me with angst

“It was one of the most despicable things I’ve seen in my career. It was ten years ago. There were about twenty families being treated here whose kids had Neuroblastoma. The survival rate was about ten percent. One of our doctors developed an antibody that he thought was promising. But he’d run out of money. So he called a town hall meeting of sorts. He brought all the families together and told them he needed two million dollars. And they told him: ‘We’ll find it.’ We refer to them now as the Band of Parents. These people were desperate. Many of them were broke. And this burden was being placed on them. It made me sick. But they went back to their communities. They baked cookies, and organized bike rides, and held fundraisers named after their children. And they raised the money. All two million. And it worked. Dr. Cheung’s antibody worked. Today the survival rate is sixty percent. But it was so sad. Because deep in their hearts those parents knew the antibody would not be ready in time to save their child. But they raised the money anyway.”

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the signs as songs from Blurryface (album by twenty one pilots)

aries: ride

taurus: message man

gemini: goner

cancer: hometown

leo: fairly local

virgo: polarize

libra: doubt

scorpio: lane boy

sagittarius: heavydirtysoul

capricorn: stressed out

aquarius: tear in my heart

pisces: not today

The Signs As Forms Of Government

Aries- Anarchy
Taurus- Kleptocracy
Gemini- Anarchism
Cancer- Minarchy
Leo- Monarchy
Virgo- Noocracy
Libra- Communist State
Scorpio- Kakistocracy
Sagittarius- Demarchy
Capricorn- Plutocracy
Aquarius- Democracy
Pisces- Kritarchy

The famed Cancer-Scorpio relationship

This is what Linda Goodman has to say on the matter:

“Strangely, it was not in the water that they met…”

These two will almost surely be magnetized together anytime they’re within a few miles of one another - not always, but usually. An occasional Cancer-Scorpio combination may toss each other up on the beach in an unhappy ending, but the great majority of associations between the Moon-governed (Cancer) and the Pluto-ruled (Scorpio) need never fear such a shipwreck. Their relationship will quite likely still be strong and healthy long after other combinations have given up the struggle.

The Crab and the Scorpion (or Eagle) have an almost uncanny instinctive understanding of one another. They share, not all, but nearly all vices and virtues. The faults and foibles of one are either possessed by or compassionately comprehended by the other. The lovable traits and talents of one are either possessed by or intensely admired by the other. It’s called empathy, and Cancer and Scorpio can always count on this as a supportive influence in their relationship.

Since both are of the Water Element, when Cancerians and Scorpions who have heavy afflictions to their individual Suns at birth get together, they can drown in drink, drugs, or other forms of escape, including sexual promiscuity - dragging one another down deeper into the depths, until they’ve reached the ocean floor.

The trust Cancer has never been able to fully give to anyone will be easily given to Scorpio - and the great gift of forgiveness that Scorpio has never quite been able to give to another person will be painlessly given to the compatible Crab. They tell each other secrets they would ordinarily never tell a soul. They’re both more than a little telepathic, particularly with one another.

  • Aries: The Archer's Bows Have Been Broken
  • Taurus: Millstone
  • Gemini: Logan to Government Center
  • Cancer: Untitled 03 (Brother)
  • Leo: Luca (Reprise)
  • Virgo: In a Jar
  • Libra: Last Chance to Lose Your Keys
  • Scorpio: Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades
  • Sagittarius: I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light
  • Capricorn: Sowing Season (Yeah)
  • Aquarius: Mixtape
  • Pisces: Untitled 01
Signs as twenty one pilots things

Aries: it’s TWENTY ONE PILOTS not 21 pilots!!!!

Taurus: backflips

Gemini: cursing the government

Cancer: stay alive |-/

Leo: sick as frick

Virgo: ski masks

Libra: ukulele piano rap

Scorpio: tiny bean does the scream

Sagittarius: OHIO

Capricorn: •|i|•:.:błūrryfåčė:.:•|i|•

Aquarius: red socks

Pisces: clique art

So by law does every YA teen novel have to include either a vampire, a dystopian government or someone with cancer?

Has anyone tried combining all three?

“I love you, but you should know…I’m dying!”

“Well, now might be the time to reveal: I’m a vampire!”

* dramatic pause*

“And we STILL have to stop our evil President’s regime of terror!”

Great Question!
The economic model is you.
You did not initiate violence to gain employment, so if you did not get the job at wherever, you did not initiate violence by holding your employer hostage, till he/she gave you the job. That is Anarchy.

All the dates and girlfriends/boyfriend and friends you have, well you did not initiate force for them to go out with you, or to sleep with you. YOU asked and they said yes, or no, but you asked. No force was used at all. That is Anarchy.

If your Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Wife/Husband forgot to do something, let you down for whatever reason, you voice your concerns, you talk to them about how it hurt you, but you don’t initiate violence, by beating them to get your way. YOU talked to them. No force was used at all. That is Anarchy.

The Government: A centralized coercive monopoly, which claims the right to initiate force within a given geographic area.

Anarchy is NOT a society without RULES, you are missing, the one “R” It’s society without RULERS.

Anarchy is everywhere, we use it everyday, we have government, to rig the game in someone’s favor. To use force, because it would be easier to force someone to give you that job, or just the money from the job, or that date, or whatever else YOU want.

the signs as @tylerjosephsays tweets
  • aries: Want to hear a funny joke ? Life is meaningless and im suffering
  • taurus: destroy the FUCKENING government. destroy this government right now
  • gemini: *hops on tricycle* on my way to destroy the government
  • cancer: u find my laptop and open a folder labeled demos. 'sweet' u think, 'new tunes' u open them. it's all just me screaming. welcome to hell
  • leo: not to be fake deep but *starts screaming*
  • virgo: used to dream of outer space. thats why i climb so much. one day. one day.
  • libra: it's called ukulele screamo and its art
  • scorpio: metaphorically, im the man. but literally.. im still the man. have you seen me? im fucking awesome
  • sagittarius: why pick between eating ass and destroying capitalism when you can do BOTH at the SAME TIME
  • capricorn: im what the kids would call... *puts on sunglasses* relatable
  • aquarius: we don't believe what's on tv because of commercials. capitalism is everywhe
  • pisces: alright everybody this next song is called "im suffering" and it's me smashing my head into the piano & screaming. hope u like it,it's a bop