"who got vored by a weblum" is possibly the funniest thing i've seen in my life but realtalk alteans are fucking hardcore my dude (e.g. allura) i bet they did it as like a fucking sport or something and somebody was like "oh hey this weird blue shit does some cool stuff man check it out" like fucking alteans man
all i can picture is like..
young coran: (throws back a shot) ahm gonna do it. i’m gonna wrestle it
alfor: coran you complete and utter madman… i’ll hold your nunville