Oh dang… . So much cheesy, bacon, and jalapeno goodness.
Dazai looking after himself: he doesn't. he wears the same set of clothes for three days straight. he barely eats. he smells really bad. there is o d o r. Dazai looking after his family: three course gourmet meals every night. pristine, neatly-folded clothes left in a neat pile on the bed every morning. the kids arrive to school on time every day. they are SO clean. they practically sparkle. the neighbours are terrified of how a creature like dazai could create such perfect, sparkly children.