“slurred words” (agentharrisonofshield)
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
“Vivian’s pretty good for a gov’nment agent… Not stiffy like C’lson… He’s gotta quit dry cleaning his suit… “ Wade hiccuped then and took a swig of his drink. This level of drunkenness was nearly unattainable for him, so he planned on enjoying it. “She’s kinda mean, though. I mean, just a bit of bug blood on her outfit, it’s the end of the world- all grumpy and snappy. But if my suit gets soaked, it’s a riot.”