gotta turn around

  • karkat at his wedding, tears streaming down his face: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE MULTIVERSE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MARRYING SOMEONE WHO WEARS SHADES TO HIS OWN WEDDING!
  • dave tearing up behind his shades: i cant believe where finally MAKIN THIS HAPEN
  • karkat, just openly sobbing now: I KNEW YOU'D MAKE THAT STUPID JOKE! AND WE ARE! WE'RE MAKING THIS "HAPEN"!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
  • dave, also sobbing: okay, kanaya, rose, y'all gotta turn around now so we can kiss
  • kanaya: I Think That Is Against The Point Of Witnessing
  • rose: Just do it, darling. It's their ceremony, they can conduct it in whatever ridiculous way they wish.
An On The Spot Christmas

Jeremy: I got all the kids in the car Ryan.
Ryan: Are you sure, did you count them all?
Jeremy: AH yes I did, Ryan we gotta turn around right now and tonight you’re sleeping on the couch.
Jon: *ding*
Jeremy: Tonight you are sleeping in the basement.
Jon: *ding*
Jeremy: Tonight you’re climbing up that chimney and makin’ a nest.
Jon: *ding*
*Burnie and Barb laughing*
Jeremy: Tonight you are gonna go over to the Johnsons house and just chill out with the dog.
Jon: *ding*
Jeremy: Tonight you are gonna just crawl down the well across the street and get me some water.
Ryan: *laughing* YOU KNOW THAT WATERS THE WORST IT’S COMPLETELY CONTAMINATED WITH HEPATITIS.

Now that Passengers promo is done and we are just waiting for the last remaining interviews to come out here is what I wish for Jennifer.

She disappears.

They only time we hear about her is when she does her yearly visit to the children’s hospital, when the romance with the old dude fizzles and then just random things about good deeds, like visiting a children’s hospital in the UK whilst filming Red Sparrow, about visiting the troops or paying for the meal of a nice elderly couple. 

She needs a media break, we need a media break, but she needs it more. Because these past few months have been rough and they gotta turn this ship around. No more being used by people needing awards or to sell their books (Amy Schumer), no more clearly staged pap walks and syndicated articles.

Just give Jen six months to disappear and rebuild.

I don’t think she’s this horribly insensitive attention whore, I really don’t, but a lot of people do and that needs to change.

So, here’s to 2017 being quiet.

game dev: i’m making a spooky new horror game

me: pls don’t tell me the main character is-

game dev: the main character is mentally ill

“it’s just rumors,” sheep said, “if someone was really that cruel they’d be caught by the police!”

until he was face to face with the evil delinquent squid he thought was just a rumor.

sheep, whatcha gotta do, if you wanna live, okay, is you gotta turn around, run, and rUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU CAN’T ANYMORE AND THEN DO IT SOME MORE

@wasabi-beats owns Sheep!!

Blacca is mine~

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If we walk away now there’s no turning around,
gotta say what I mean while you’re here with me.
I’m not sure I’ll find words to cover the hurt,                                                       that I see in your eyes, but I gotta try.                                                                  …I still love you.