gotta turn around

  • dave tearing up behind his shades: i cant believe where finally MAKIN THIS HAPEN
  • karkat, just openly sobbing now: I KNEW YOU'D MAKE THAT STUPID JOKE! AND WE ARE! WE'RE MAKING THIS "HAPEN"!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
  • dave, also sobbing: okay, kanaya, rose, y'all gotta turn around now so we can kiss
  • kanaya: I Think That Is Against The Point Of Witnessing
  • rose: Just do it, darling. It's their ceremony, they can conduct it in whatever ridiculous way they wish.
Do I? - Jaime Benn

A/N: I’ve written this one for @minourouss. I hope you like it, boo.

Word Count: 1314

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol

Originally posted by flyersphiladelphia

“Guys, I am way too sober for this” I say, trying to sit back down on the couch.

We had had our last exam of the semester this morning and we were celebrating it. The night was perfectly scheduled, dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant, drinks at the newest pub in town and hit the club right after that. We were all dressed to impressed and ready to run this city, and I was all for it until we got to the pub and found out they were having karaoke night. We found a couch with a small table and we sat down as two of my friends went to the bar and ordered our drinks.

“(y/n), you should go up there and show them how it’s done” and it started, my friends pushing me out of the couch, yelling at the host that I wanted to sing a song and I trying to use my sobriety as an excuse.

“C’mon, we have heard you sing a million times. You are good” my friends kept pushing me. “Here, bottoms up and get ready to rock and roll” they say, handing me two shots of tequila.

I look at them and I know I have no choice so I drown both of the shots and walk down to the stage, where two very drunk ladies are singing, I’m too nice to say that they are destroying, “holding out for a hero” by Bonnie Tyler. I take the time to look around while I wait, the pub is not packed, but there is a fair amount of people there. God, I need another ten shots, pronto.

“What are you singing, doll?” the host asks me and I look at him, that was a hell of a good question.

“Mmh… I think I’m gonna do Do I by Luke Bryan” I answer and he nods, looking for it on the computer.

“No pressure, but we kind of need a good show after this” he jokes, looking at the two women who are having trouble staying on their feet.

I give him a nervous smile and wait until he hands me the mic and helps the last artists down the stage. I take a deep breath and go up.

“So… I don’t really want to do this, like at all” everyone laughs at my comment and that gives me the courage I need to keep talking. “I don’t want to do this, but today it is our first night of freedom after finals and I’m taking one for the team, so here I go”

I give a small nod and the music starts playing. I’ve always liked this song, from the moment I first listened to it. I know every single word, I don’t need to look at the lyrics on the monitor, so I just walk around on the stage. I look at my friends and they are holding their hands on the air, swaying from left to right and making me laugh. The song ends and I give the crowd a shy smile as they give me an ovation, or at least it feels like an ovation to me.

“I was kidding when I said we needed a good show, but thank you for that, it was amazing” the host says and I feel my cheeks heating up.

I walk back to my friends and they stand up, making a scene as they yell my name and ask me for autographs.

“Ok, stop it. You’ve embarrassed me enough for the next hundred years” I scowl at them, sitting on the couch and grab my drink, ready to get as wasted as possible.

We listen to a couple of songs, laughing and cheering as the people on stage are our favorite artists when the bartender brings a bottle of champagne to our table. The bottle is tipped by a lit sparkler and brings everyone’s attention to us.

“Excuse me, we haven’t ordered th…” my friend tries to tell the man when he pulls a note from his pocket and gives it to me before walking away.

I look at it in shock for a couple seconds while the sparkler keeps lighting up the room.

“What does it say?” “What is it?” “How is it from?” I snap back to reality and open the note to find a short text.


JB 14


“(y/n), I think Justin Bieber is flirting with you” and all of them laugh as I look around the room, trying to find the mysterious man that has paid for an overly expensive bottle of champagne.

My eyes travel all over the place before they find a pair of big brown eyes staring at me making me blush, and I thank God for the darkness of the room. I know very well who he is and I mentally face palm myself for not figuring it out before. I give him a shy smile and he smirks, mouthing “cheers” and holding up his glass while I shake my head and bite my lip. He turns back to his group of friends and I do the same, finding all the eyes set on me.

“Is that who I think it is?” yeah, my friends are hockey fans too.

“I suppose it is” I answer and let go of the breath I didn’t know I was holding.

“Girl, hook us up. Tyler and I could have a good time” my friend Alyssa says and I roll my eyes.

“I don’t think it works that way, Al” I mutter, drinking the rest of liquor I have in my glass. I’m quite tipsy by now, the alcohol is kicking off and I feel quite floaty. “C’mon ladies, let’s go to the club”

We get on our feet, ready to go, when my brain decides that it is a good time to be brave.

“Hold on” I say to my friends, turning around and heading to the VIP space in the pub.

Jamie is talking with some of his friends when his brother elbows him and cocks his head in my direction. Jamie looks at me and gets up, meeting me half way. I’m sure he doesn’t want to have this conversation in front of his friends.

“Thanks for the champagne, it was very kind of you”

“You are welcome. It got your attention, so it is money well spent” He smirks and my heart flutters

“It definitely did” I give him a shy smile.

“Hitting the clubs?” he asks, looking at my outfit.

“As I said, first night of freedom” I laugh “going out tonight?”

“No, we are just having a couple drinks to unwind a little” he explains and I turn my head to look at his friends. All of they are part of the Dallas Stars and all of them are staring at us “big game tomorrow”

“Well, do me a favor and kick some ass tomorrow?” I joke around.

“Will do…”


“(y/n), that’s a pretty name” he looks right at my eyes and I swear I’m gonna faint “you should come to the game tomorrow”

“Sold out, my friend” I say, annoyed because my friends and I couldn’t get tickets on time.

“It’s good you have contacts then…” He winks at me and hands me his phone.

“Smooth, Benn. Very smooth” I praise him, typing my name and number and handing it back to him “tell my contact to text me the details”

“He will do it gladly” he smiles and looks over my shoulder “you should go before your friends go crazy”

I turn around and I see them pointing at the door and making weird dance moves.

“Gotta go” I say, turning around and walking towards my crazy ass friends. “see you around”

We leave the pub and walk for around three minutes before I get a text from a number I don’t know.

Stay out of trouble, young lady.


I raise an eyebrow and I’m about to text back I get another message,

And by trouble I mean guys.


things you said // nurseydex

a/n: took a break from my swawesome santa (also need a beta for that hmu if ur interested) to churn out some cheesy nurseydex. it……has been a rough few weeks. hope this makes some ppl smile. 6k, those Corny But Classic™ ‘things you said’ prompts.

things you said that surprised me

Don’t get Nursey wrong, he loves a good Kegster – sweaty, loud, beer spilling down the front of his shirt, the Haus practically pulsing with a mix off Holster’s iPod – but he thinks there may or may not be something to say for just hanging out in the living room with the guys, smoking weed or watching TV or just talking, piled on top of each other across the couch and happily enclosed in the trademark Haus Bubble.

It’s almost better than the rush he gets from crowdsurfing or dancing on the kitchen table, he thinks, digging his toes further beneath Dex’s legs. Dex pauses just to throw a halfhearted glare in his direction before taking a swallow of beer. 

Something at the bottom of Nursey’s stomach flutters, immediately followed by a silent, internal berating. Get it together, you weirdo.

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Sheep Emoji Review

no one appreciates this animal like i do

Probably hiding evil intentions. excessively gradient; behind the fluff is pure evil. Still cute. 1/5

OUH BOY look at this cute boy. It’s fluffy, simple, excited, but its horns are bizarrely discolored. I still love him. 6/5

Strange Block Boi. Nice floppy ears. Kind of looks like a sheep-formed Nintendo cartridge. 3/5

Nice sheep-fie(sheep selfie) but my dude, you’ve gotta turn that frown around. Them ears look frowny boyah. 3/5

Look at this banana faced boy. I’m sure he’s kind, but he just looks… wrong. 2/5

HE’S SO HAPPY. Wonderful sheep-fie. deserves kissu. 4/5

Another million dollar sheep-fie!!! Small baby boy. 3/5

Detailed sheep boy. Nice but brooding. War-hero. 3/5

Simple, but cute.  Don’t stare too deep into their eyes. 3/5

Like the former, but slightly darker and it has been compressed horizontally in MSPaint. 2/5

Oh my god, don’t look at it. It’s gonna curse you with it’s piercing eyes and flushed, angery face. 1/5

LOOK AT IT. It’s so curious, so cute, yes! Cute. Wants to give a lil kissu. Very pure! 5/5

An On The Spot Christmas

Jeremy: I got all the kids in the car Ryan.
Ryan: Are you sure, did you count them all?
Jeremy: AH yes I did, Ryan we gotta turn around right now and tonight you’re sleeping on the couch.
Jon: *ding*
Jeremy: Tonight you are sleeping in the basement.
Jon: *ding*
Jeremy: Tonight you’re climbing up that chimney and makin’ a nest.
Jon: *ding*
*Burnie and Barb laughing*
Jeremy: Tonight you are gonna go over to the Johnsons house and just chill out with the dog.
Jon: *ding*
Jeremy: Tonight you are gonna just crawl down the well across the street and get me some water.

Theoretically speaking, when you go to plug in a USB it should go in correctly about half the time. Ok then why the fuck I gotta turn it around every single time?

Not One, But Two (Part I)

Summary: It all started from that night when you and Jay were both too drunk to remember anything. You resigned from your job and left Seoul with a secret. Now you’re back and ready to tell Jay about them, but doing so means sharing their lives and putting his career and love life on the line.

Originally posted by jaywalkerzz

Part I Part II 


Three years ago.

“What’s this?” Jay asked.

“It’s my resignation letter. I’m leaving,” you replied, looking at the folded paper in Jay’s hands.

Wrinkles formed on Jay’s forehead as he looked at you. Since you entered his office, he noticed that you had been avoiding his eyes. Sighing, he placed the paper on his table and leaned on his chair, clasping his hands in front of him. “Is this about what happened two weeks ago?”

“No, of course not!”

Jay chuckled and you cringed inwardly. By way of your quick denial, and rather strong tone, one could easily infer that you were lying.

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He’s not a good man, Annalise.

if you make fun of or reblog posts making fun of SammyClassicSonicFan you are 1) corny 2) hateful 3) an asshole and i hope you’re proud of yourself for being boring and douchey he’s a kid you insensitive fucks

like are y'all fucking nerds so bitter about being bullied in HS for being boring geeks that u gotta turn around and bully a kid bc you can’t pick on someone ur own age? Pathetique geek asses

Knight in Shining Armor

Title: Knight in Shining Armor

Pairing: Sweets x reader

Based off of this anon request:

Hey! First off, I just wanted to say your writing is fantastic- you really have a gift with words that shines through. Second, may I please request a fluffy Sweets imagine where the reader has really terrible periods and curls up in a nest of blankets to knit or something, and Lance comes to join her with takeout? Thanks so much in advance, and I hope you have an awesome rest of the week and keep gifting us with your literary magic :)

Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy it! XOXOXO

Originally posted by bonescenter

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#93: Pregnancy Series | Baby Nurseries


Pregnancy schedule:8 Months pregnant

Suggestion: Read the other prefs to get a better comprehension

Finding Out About The Pregnancy | Part 1

Finding Out About The Pregnancy | Part 2

Morning Sickness

Telling The Boys

Telling His Family

The Bump Starts To Show

First Ultrasound Scanning

Telling The Fans

Mood Swings


The Baby Kicks For The First Time

Finding Out The Gender

Discussing Baby Names

He Talks To The Bump

Aches And Pain

Shopping For Baby Clothes

You’re Horny

He’s Protective Of Your Bump

Baby Shower


The white carpet under Luke’s bare feet was warm and sending out a nicefeeling as he walked around in the small nursery, his eyes half open and shut in tiredness, heading right towards the white rack of the window, leaning his body next to it and taking a look around the room. The clock was way over bedtime, but he couldn’t sleep and couldn’t get himself to wake you up, he knew that you would either eat his head off or simply not getting the chance to sleep again after being awoken from a slumber. At this point of the pregnancy, sleep was one of your only and favourite sources, but to Luke’s cons, it was almost like insomnia had taken over his damn mind and body. Ever since the nursery had been painted, decorated and filled up with furniture and clothes, the realization of what was going to happen in a few weeks had hit Luke. Not on the bad way though, but in a clear father way. He knew that in a few weeks, his life would be changed forever; he knew that there was no backing down now and it wasn’t just some kind of prank show. Thoughts like this would swim around in his mind like a wavy tsunami, making it hard for him to sleep which were the mainly cause of him sitting in the nursery just by himself and admiring the room. It had turned out way prettier than what he had expected it to be, but he knew your creative skills of architect would make it into something special and it really was to him. He could use his time in this room to the early hours of the morning, sitting in the baby blue chair in the corner and looking around, sometimes with his guitar in his hand and playing random lullabies. But Luke almost failed every time in a mission of not waking you up. There was just something about the two of you sleeping in the same room together, even though there was no cuddling you had gotten so used to him being there that it was uncomfortable not having him in there. Luke’s face changed into a disappointed one when he noticed you leaning against the doorframe, you letting out a sigh as you walked towards him and took a seat next to him on the rack, looking at him up and down. ”Are you nervous?” You asked, Luke looking over at you with his lips shut tight in a straight line, nodding his head. ”It’s going to be alright and we will work it out in the end. I promise.” You tried to reassure, Luke only nodding his head and not saying a thing. He took a look down at your clothes, bare legs and his old smiley tee totally stretched out due to the none stop growing belly. His hand came up to your fabric covered belly, rubbing it up and down in a slow motion. Luke looked up from your stomach to take a look in your eyes, noticing the bags under your eyes and getting eye contact with you. The two of you stared at each other in silence, almost as if you guys were reading each other’s minds, but no words came out. Luke was about to speak up, opening his mouth and letting words but was interrupted when kicks appeared against his palm, catching both you and his attention. Luke let out a small laugh by the sudden contact, rubbing his hand up and down. ”He knows you’re here.” Your statement made Luke furrow his eyebrows as you stood up from the rack, smiling down at him. ”He knows his daddy.” Luke let out a small smile as you smiled at each other for some seconds before you turned around, ”Gotta go to the toilet now though, it’s kicking my bladder.” Luke nodded his head as he leaned his head against the window, watching you disappear out of the room, making Luke stand up from the rack as well. This would definitely be one of his favourite places in the world from now on.


”Y/N?” Your name was being yelled from the bedroom making you tear your eyes away from the mirror in front of you, your eyebrows furrowing. ”What’s going on?” You yelled back, turning your attention back to yourself and continuing on brushing out the knots in your wet hair, trying to combine it into a ponytail. ”Can you come here for a second?” Calum asked with his voice faint making you roll your eyes. ”I’m the pregnant one here.” You grumbled, more to yourself than him as you walked out of the bathroom and heading towards your bedroom. You walked into the room, or at least trying to as Calum had thrown almost every piece of his clothing from the dresser onto the floor in frustration, his back facing you as he was bowed down to roam in the other dresser, confuse and frustration clear on his features. ”What’s going in here?” You questioned with a raised eyebrow, Calum turning around to look at you. ”I can’t find my freaking Liverpool Jersey and I’ve been looking for what feels like forever. Have you seen it?” Your lips pursed into a straight line as you tried to control your face expression, but Calum saw right through you. ”Where is it?” He asked, making you roll your eyes at him before letting out a sigh. ”It was supposed to be a surprise as it’s not done yet.” You explained as you pulled him down towards the nursery room, Calum knitting his eyebrows before you opened the door and let him in. His mouth changed into a surprised one as he looked around at the room, noticing how the progress of it was almost finished, his face moving around to see all the objects. ”What happened in here?” He asked in awe, noticing his jersey hanging against the crib. ”Mali and I took over this place. Noticing the colors?” Calum nodded his head as he looked around, his hand touching the different things. ”It’s uh..” He let out giggle in cuteness, looking over at you who were standing with a cocky smirk. ”It’s Liverpool colors.” He stated to himself, you nodding your head. ”It was Mali’s idea. She had been listening to you talking about having your own little Liverpool Star. So we made the nursery a little bit different than what we planned together. I hope you’re okay with it because it took a hella lot of time.” You explained, Calum walking towards you before placing his hands on your massive belly, a silly smile on his face. ”It’s literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I wouldn’t change it for the world.” You let out a smile in satisfaction as Calum was still amazed by the room, barely having eye contact with you as he admired the room. ”But you’re going to deal with Mali, she was the one wanting to keep it a secret.” Calum laughed by your comment, nodding his head and pulling out his phone to dial her number. ”I’ll just say that it was an accident and I randomly went into the room, she can’t blame me for that.” He chuckled, walking towards the posters that were hanging on the wall, noticing one of his favourite players printed on it. ”As long as I won’t get the trash.” You smiled, walking towards the crib and grabbing his jersey. You reached out for him to grab it but he denied and shook his head, ”I want it to be in here, it fits better here than on my body.” Your giggle filled Calum’s ears which made him put out a smile. You hung the shirt back on the rack of the crib before walking towards Calum and hugging him, ready to hear him trying to compose himself towards Mali.


Your arms were spread out in the air in confuse as you tried to walk without any vision, having Michael’s hands almost covering your whole face with his hands to make sure that you weren’t cheating, and Ashton beside you trying his very best to stabilize you as the boys were in the middle of showing you the nursery they had been creating all day. Since 8AM to be exact, Ashton and Michael had been working on the room for your little one and not wanting you to get near it in any way, not even to bring them sandwiches for lunch, they really wanted everything to be a surprise. ”I hope it’s not something like pirates or such..” You stated as they followed you into the nursery, Michael letting out a snort, ”I know we’re having a girl Y/N, I’m not dumb.” ”I just wanted to make sure.” You shrugged with a laugh, feeling them stop you and before you managed to react, Michael had removed his eyes. ”Oh my god..” Was the only thing you could manage to get out of your lips as you looked around the room in pure  happiness, your hand coming up to touch the crib in the corner until your eyes landed on the wall next to it. ”This is so adorable.” Your eyes were glued to the wall with the music notes on it, Michael standing with a pleased smile on his lips as he watched your reaction. ”okay, be honest with me, none of you did this right?” You chuckled as you walked towards the wall with the Lullaby music notes on it, your hand coming up to admire the beautiful piece of art. ”We did.” Ashton chuckled in a lie, the boys walking over towards. ”Be honest with me.” Ashton and Michael looked between each other with a chuckle, shrugging their shoulders as if they didn’t know. ”Michael.” You warned, crossing your arms and giving him a small smile in disbelief, the boy letting out a childish chuckle before loosening his before crossed arms, letting them fall down to his waist as he let out a ”Fine.”. ”My mom maybe helped a little bit.” He smiled, looking up at the art proud. ”I thought that as well.” You admitted, sending Michael a smile as you all looked up at it. ”But this isn’t the only thing.” Michael suddenly said, making you tear your eyes from the wall to look at him confused. ”What have you done?” You asked with a smile and a lifted eyebrow, watching as Ashton went over to the window, shutting off the curtain, leaving the room in darkness besides the lamp in ceiling that was still on. ”Check this out.” Michael smiled, turning off the lamp and turning on another button, the room going from being complete dark to having small lights up in the ceiling, your mouth opening agape as you rested your head on your neck to watch. ”You made her a starry sky?” You asked in awe, a hand coming up to rest over your mouth in surprise. ”We thought it would be really cute.” Ashton giggled, Michael coming up from your behind and placing his hands on your belly. ”I remember you mentioning that you were scared of the dark when you were baby. So I thought it might go in heritage, which made me think about this. I hope you like it because it took nearly an hour and three electric shocks to make this.” ”I love it more than life.” You smiled, moving your head around to place a kiss to Michael’s cheek before walking over to Ashton and doing your best to give him a hug with the belly in the way, almost at this point of letting out a tear from your eye in awe, this room was literally cuter than ever and the boys really worked hard on it.


Team working with Ashton and Calum was actually a pretty good combination to create and decorate your nursery. The two boys were to your big surprise, pretty handy with collect furniture together and painting. Even though they did have their immature sides, they could actually make out something nice. The three of you were currently in what was going to transform into a baby twins nursery in the matter of hours, both you and Ashton determined to make the room finished today, having so many other things to think about besides this and with the great help of Calum, the room was faster finished than ever. Ashton roamed through his toolbox to find a drill he could use for the wall, looking around until he find it with a smile, you and Calum doing other things such as folding clothes into the already collected dresser or just collecting other furniture. Ash drew dots around where he was going to make holes before he turned on the drill, ready to work with it.  Ashton stopped using the drill when he was satisfied with the holes in the wall to hang up the beige curtains above where the cribs should be standing, moving away to take a look. ”It looks fine right?” He asked, looking back at you and Calum. ”It looks nice.” Calum commented, you nodding along and walking towards him. Ashton let out a smile by Calum’s comment, placing the drill on the working table next to him. He noticed how the plaster and wood from the wall had created a big amount of dust which made him blow to get it away, yet he blew it towards your face. Your nose caught the dust in a rather big amount which made you place your hands in front of your face before sneezing out loud, feeling wetness starting to happen around your legs. ”Oh no.” You exclaimed, your eyes going wide as you looked up at Ashton in panic, his eyebrows furrowing in confuse before his eyes adverted down to your belly and a little bit further down until he noticed the big dark gray stain around the smaller part of your belly and going further down to your otherwise black leggings. ”Did your water break?!” He exclaimed rather loudly, catching Calum’s attention from one of the other furniture, his eyes wide as well as the two of you watched Ashton throw the things in his hands in pure panic yelling up that Calum should get an ambulance and other none understanding mumbles, walking towards you and placing his arms on your upper arms, ”Ash calm down, nono.” You tried to calm down his panic in almost a laugh, Ashton almost panting and looking at you in confuse. ”If you’re not in labor, what’s going on then?” He asked in confuse looking you up and down. Your cheeks rose into a pink color before you let out a awkward laugh, ”I think I peed on myself.” Calum let out a disgusted sound before Ashton’s face expression changed, taking a step away from you, ”Hey don’t give me that expression, the twins are pressing my bladder so it doesn’t take much for me to pee!” Ashton ran a hand through his hair with a laugh afterwards, shaking his head at you. ”Don’t give me a heart attack again please.” You nodded your head as you walked towards the exit with a laugh splitting from your lips, ready to get some new pants on. ”I liked that reaction though, can’t wait to see when the deal is real.” Calum stated, Ashton sticking his tongue out at him before moving down to grab the things he had thrown earlier. ”I’ve promised myself that I won’t react like that, but when it’s the real deal I have no honest idea of how to react. Maybe it might be my turn to pee my own pants.” Ashton chuckled to himself as Calum laughed at him, shaking his head by the curly haired boy.