gotta punch the card

  • Kitana: "Oh, I'm sorry, Mileena, I didn't smell you there. How's your dental circus?"
  • Mileena: " Oh, it's fucking gone but thanks for asking, how's your fucking cock-eyed nipple?"
  • Kitana: "It's looking both ways. I heard you farted in Outworld and it smelled like your dad's dick."
  • Mileena: "Heard your fourth death was free. Gotta love those free Netherrealm punch cards."
  • Kitana: "You bitch."
  • Mileena: "You fucking cunt."

Things my sister said while playing Skyrim {Sentence Starters}

  • “Ugh, he’s always trying to seduce me. I hate it.”
  • “Oh, it’s the old lady that has a dagger.”
  • “No, I don’t wanna do a good deed and I don’t want to talk to you.”
  • “I can just stick it in my chestplate. Shove it in there.”
  • “I did it. I beat the hill!”
  • “You wanna see? I can rip it out right now!”
  • “Why is this goat following me? The goat is my enemy.”
  • “No, I want this apple pie. ‘Scuse me, guys.”
  • “Help! I’m stuck in a house!”
  • “I have no friends. I have to take out an army, myself.”
  • “I’ll punch a mammoth if I have to!”
  • “Does it look like I want to fight this guy? Apparently!”
  • “Oh, he wants me.”
  • “Guess who’s a rich man. Not me. HA! Just kidding.”
  • “It said trading caravans, but I thought it said trading cards.”
  • “No, can you punch him?”
  • “Gotta go fast. No, gotta go faster.”
  • “I hate this place. I’m going somewhere else.”
  • “Oh my gosh, I am on fire.”
  • “Let me get through my dysfunctional stage, first.”
  • “All I can do is waddle.”
  • “I thought those guys were nice.”
  • “I have no idea where I am or what I’m doing.”
  • “Maybe I’ll get a job, a family.”
  • “You wanna try making me fly?”
  • “Watching me is a religious experience.”
  • *imitates high-pitched whistle*
  • “My heart went 'oh no.’ ”
  • “I can’t twerk when I’m in your arms.”
MPGIS Sentence Meme

I searched and couldn’t find a sentence meme for quotes from The Most Popular Girls in School, so naturally, I had to make one. Feel free to add more.

Send one to see how my character reacts!

  • “God I want to fucking murder you.”
  • “Who the fuck said my handjobs were second rate?!" 
  • "What the fuck did you say?”
  • “You’re the handjob girl, right?" 
  • "Have fun smelling my poop, bitches!" 
  • "Walk away… like a bitch.”
  • “I swear to god if this blows up in your face, you better believe it I’ll take this megaphone and shove it up your ass.”
  • “The only person that likes Gossip Girl more than you is fucking _________.”
  • “La la la, I love Gossip Girl so much.”
  • “Why don’t you go eat a roly poly like you did in the goddamn third grade?" 
  • "You look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit.”
  • “YOU’RE GAY!" 
  • Don’t you ever fucking cut me off again. Do you understand me?“
  • "Alright, well. I’m gonna go now.”
  • “IT’S A FUCKING FRENCH WORD YOU LITTLE BITCH!”
  • “I’m sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?" 
  • "Fuck you and your entire family.”
  • “You stupid. Fucking. Abortion.”
  • “Hit the bricks, bitch.”
  • “SHUT THE FUCK UP, _________!”
  • “Did someone say ‘crepe’?" 
  • "How do you say…”
  • “This is me telling you that you need to learn your place.”
  • “I swear to god, I’m this close… this fucking close…”
  • “I feel indifferent towards you.”
  • “I AM THE QUEEN OF BITCH, YOU LOOK UP BITCH IN THE DICTIONARY AND YOU’RE GOING TO SEE MY FUCKING FACE!”
  • “I heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those punch cards.”
  • “Listen, bitch. I dunno who the fuck you think you are.”
  • “Did that come with balls and a dick or did you buy that separately?" 
  • "You smell like maple syrup and meat.”
Most Popular Girls Sentence Meme
  • "God, I want to fucking murder you."
  • "I do not just give handjobs... I also let boys fuck me in my butthole, not my growler but my butthole!"
  • "I would apologize, but I don't fucking care."
  • "Why do you say "how you say" before words you clearly know how to say?"
  • "I heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those punch cards."
  • "I am so done."
  • "Who the fuck are you?"
  • "This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire."
  • "Oh, oh Jesus, fucking, yellow penguins. “
  • "We talked, you pooped. I thought we had a connection."
  • "My dress doesn't match with black."
  • "You girls are shit... From a butt... That smells like... Bitch... “
  • “ You were supposed to be watching the door. “
  • "Byyyyyyyyeeeee~!"
  • "Oh I don't know, I heard that you're going around, calling me A FUCKING LIAR!"
  • "Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?"
  • "I want. to poop here. whenever I want, for as long as I want."
  • "It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean."
  • "Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!"
  • "Oh, I'm sorry, but in what universe is an emoji of pie preceeded by the words, "want some" not a clear indication that you are in possession of pie and are offering it to me”
  • "Justice. And a Slim Jim."
  • "Gobble gobble, motherfucker."
  • "The one that looks human. No. Robotic. No. Human. No. Robotic. No. Both."
  • "So do you. You want a fucking medal?"
  • "You're the handjob girl, right?"
  • "Who got me? The three tostadas I had for lunch? Yes, they got me. They got me bad."
  • "And a big black dildo!"
  • "I want you to remember nobody comes into our house and pushes us around!"
The Most Popular Girls in School
  • Cameron Van Buren: Oh hey, Brittnay, I didn't smell you there. How's your chlamydia circus doing?
  • Brittnay: Oh, it's fucking gone thanks for asking! How's your fucking cock-eyed nipple?!
  • Cameron Van Buren: It's looking both ways. I heard you farted in biology and it smelled like your dad's dick.
  • Brittnay: Heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those free punch cards!
MPGIS STARTER PACK
  • "Who the fuck are you?"
  • "I heard you were callin me a fucking liar?"
  • " Why don't you go eat a rolly polly like you did in the goddamn third grade!"
  • "Your the handjob girl right?"
  • "God I wanna fucking murder you."
  • "You look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit"
  • "Do you like making me look like a dickhole? Do you?"
  • "Fuck you and your entire family."
  • "She's so from montreal."
  • "hit the bricks, bitch."
  • "Don't you dare look at our butts."
  • "I heard your last abortion was free. Gotta love those free punch cards."
  • "Thats a fucking French word, you little bitch!"
  • "I am the queen of bitch, you look up bitch in the the dictionary and you're going to see my fucking face!"
  • "I would apologize, but I don't fucking care."
  • "Just know that that involves a baseball bat and the loss of one, or both, of your kidneys."
  • "Oh, oh Jesus, fucking, yellow penguins, Yes, c'mon girls!"
  • "This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire."
  • "I wouldn't so much say pregnant as much as carrying what I can only assume is the demon spawn of Satan inside your stomach."
  • "Well, the price is wrong, BIOTCH!"
  • "I'm gonna have to move to another state! I'm gonna end up working at Fosters Freeze in fucking Higginsville!"
  • "And boom goes the dynamite."