gotta punch the card

MPGIS STARTER PACK
  • "Who the fuck are you?"
  • "I heard you were callin me a fucking liar?"
  • " Why don't you go eat a rolly polly like you did in the goddamn third grade!"
  • "Your the handjob girl right?"
  • "God I wanna fucking murder you."
  • "You look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit"
  • "Do you like making me look like a dickhole? Do you?"
  • "Fuck you and your entire family."
  • "She's so from montreal."
  • "hit the bricks, bitch."
  • "Don't you dare look at our butts."
  • "I heard your last abortion was free. Gotta love those free punch cards."
  • "Thats a fucking French word, you little bitch!"
  • "I am the queen of bitch, you look up bitch in the the dictionary and you're going to see my fucking face!"
  • "I would apologize, but I don't fucking care."
  • "Just know that that involves a baseball bat and the loss of one, or both, of your kidneys."
  • "Oh, oh Jesus, fucking, yellow penguins, Yes, c'mon girls!"
  • "This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire."
  • "I wouldn't so much say pregnant as much as carrying what I can only assume is the demon spawn of Satan inside your stomach."
  • "Well, the price is wrong, BIOTCH!"
  • "I'm gonna have to move to another state! I'm gonna end up working at Fosters Freeze in fucking Higginsville!"
  • "And boom goes the dynamite."