gotta get this picture out there yo

SugarDaddy!Cal Pt.15

A/N: Well, well, well you guys I have returned. I know this chapter is long overdue and I apologise, but these are the last few days of school and when you’re in honors classes that apparently means give loads of work to the teachers.Then I was going to upload it hours ago but Oliver (the guy Connor is based on) spontaneously took me out for ice cream and shit. Anyway, I’m satisfied with this chapter and it’s long as hell, but I hope you all enjoy it. Remember 100 notes and feedback for 16.💕

**WARNING**: Loads of profanity, but that’s all.

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“I’m so glad you got a haircut.” You teased Connor as you ran your fingers through his now neatly trimmed and styled hair.“I don’t know what the hell you had going on with it yesterday.”

“Oh shut up, Y/N.”

The two of you had been roaming the mall shopping for hours on end. You knew that Connor needed a well deserved girl’s day, and what’s a better way to spend it besides shopping with a fashion major? You were dragging Connor towards Tip N’ Toe for scheduled pedicures.

“So, what’s your plan for me and Felix?”

“Not sure yet.” You admitted to him.“ He kind of refuses to talk about the subject.”

“That’s Felix for you.” Connor chuckled although he found no amusement with his situation.“ Hold things in until shit hits the fan.”

“Maybe you two need this little break. It might help you grow stronger or something.”

“What about you and Calum? You haven’t said much about him.” Connor quickly changed the subject and you rolled your eyes.“ Uh oh.”

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anonymous asked:

"I hope yall calm with this "everyone is out to use bts!" mentality during bbmas. don't make it awkward for bts to interact with other celebs maybe they met bts and discovered that they're lovely ppl so followed? or were interested in their music? stop assuming the worst every time" I understand Army's want to protect the boys from people like Bart baker and all but not everyone will be doing this to the boys. The only thing that matters is BTS having fun, enjoying their time (1/2)

Meeting their favs and everything. Army’s are the face of BTS so please be respectful to other western artists when they meet BTS. I don’t like chainsmokers but seeing BTS meeting them and they look so happy? I care about that a lot. (2/2)

Anonymous said: I’m honestly more annoyed by how whenever bts interacts with any American celeb y'all always accuse them of just using them (when half of them definitely don’t even need them for fame) Don’t you all realize that that’s only going to make artists keep a distance from them if every time army’s keep attacking them for dumb stuff like this. Kpop is still unpopular here so be happy that they’re possibly expanding their fan base by interacting with these celebs instead of alienating them

i completely understand everyone’s hesitance in trusting these celebrities true intentions… but you just gotta get over it. you want bts to get respected and recognized in the west, but then the second they’re pictured with someone well-known it’s “they’re leeches, just using our boys.” if you’re saying that a celeb can’t watch one of bts’ mvs and then become a fan, then how do you expect people to become fans of them in the first place? you don’t know maybe they were out there and chainsmokers saw dope, fire, or save me, and thought yo these guys make cool music and their dancing is sick – kind of just how we all did when we first got into bts. it doesn’t have to be automatically cynical. yes, there’s going to be opportunistic celebrities that try to get on with them bc of their fame, but people try to do that with every popular celebrity. it’s fine that bts are having fun and meeting their favorite artists. i just don’t get why people are jumping on them… especially an artist like chainsmokers who are plenty popular on their own, and if anything are introducing more people to bts than the other way around, by posting about them, and what’s negative about that?

Could you take my picture? 'Cause I won't remember.

Ian flips through one of Mickey’s gun mags when he finds a picture of himself. A brief scene taking place between 4x11 and 4x12.

Ian jolted awake and checked his watch. 10:03 PM. “Oh shit.”

His shift at the Fairy Tail was about to start in half an hour and he had to haul his ass all the way up to Boystown. Ian started to rub the sleep out of his eyes when he remembered where he was and smiled. It was dark in the room but he could just make out the edges of one of Mickey’s smudged drawings on the wall.

He chuckled a little when he realized he’d pushed his sleeping boyfriend all the way to the edge of the bed. They had fallen asleep together like that, after sex, with their bodies pressed and Ian’s arms draped over Mickey’s. It’s probably an understatement to say Ian liked to feel close to the guy he loved. Well, he always liked to. But now he could.  

Ian was washing up in the bathroom when he noticed a copy of Concealed Carry | Handguns magazine out of place on the floor. Ian knew Mickey kept a stack of them by the toilet. Out of curiosity he picked it up and flipped through this so-called “Self-Defense Buyer’s Guide,” noting the irony of Mickey’s determined hobby when guns have gotten him in nothing but trouble over the years. To his surprise, his eyes soon landed on a familiar face. His own. There, tucked between a spread on “Exotic Holsters” was a photograph of himself.

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My recent encounter with male members of the 5SOSFAM

So a while ago, my friends and I went up to our highschool with some sharpies and wrote 5SOS lyrics on the sidewalk.

And around the area people write on the sidewalks all the time and I saw two deadbeat skateboarder roll up and read some of the stuff so I waited around and eavesdropped. This I how it went.

Dude 1: **Casually moves from one quote to the other before coming to the 5sos stuff with his friend trailing behind** “YO DUDE, THERE’S MORE UP HERE, SHIT, THERE’S TONS OF ‘EM”

Dude 2: Hitting every red light…Green day…

Dude 1: I wish that I could wake up with amnesia…

Dude 2: Princess getting naked… DUDE, ITS 5 SAUCE!

Dude 1: OH YEAH! Their album’s coming out soon (I’m in Canada *So close yet so far away*) We gotta get it when it comes out.
**Dude 2 takes pictures of the lyrics**

Dude 2: Eh, Imma put this on Tumblr

Dude 1 & 2 then continue to sing all of English Love Affair..

I wasn’t sure whether I would break down laughing or run up and hug them but this was definitely the best experience of my life, hands down.

Aight, so there’s some stuff in GMHS which somewhat different than what was reported to me (and others!)—like how “sometimes people who love each other fight” is actually “sometimes people who really love each other…just don’t get along,” for example, which is SUCH A HUGE IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE wow (but man, I know how hard it can be to remember things precisely, and things do vary from take to take). Anyway, I gotta start tweaking things a bit now that we’ve got the actual episode, but if Pt 2 comes out the app in a day or two, I’ll have at least a few GMHS metas all set for when the episodes air for everybody!

Oh, and Marly? Marly is me, man. 😂


Horoscopes By Gil Hizon - Week of May 16-22, 2016

There ain’t nothing “resting” about that bitchface. That shit’s quite active, gurr!

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Although you’re more than happy to go through the motions, you have to admit that you’re feeling emotionally clogged this week, due to a recent situation rendering your heart powerless. I don’t know if there’s a plunger for that, but I do know this: Wha-ha-happened has happened, dahling - it’s out of your hands. What’s in your hand, besides maybe your joystick, is where you go from here.


GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Although you’ll try to keep it cool in front of your constituents, your obsessive nature will get the best of you this week, hunty. You may think that there are so many details you have to fucking wrangle in order to have control. The truth of the matter is that the only way for you to get through this week is recognizing that there are just some little tidbits that are out of your hands. And if you ask me, that shit belongs at the bottom of your list, dahling.


CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

You know that feeling when you’re in the middle of a shitshow and you’re so fucking amped up that you think you’re only option is to fight? Feel again, queen! There is something to be said about reaching into yo ass and mustering up the courage to step. the fuck. back, until the useless angry energies of all warring parties have dissipated. Bitches be relying on you to set the tone, so step up and show these hos how it’s done.


LEO (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to your jobby-job, the struggle is real, queen! What, you think just because you’ve gotten your dream opportunity then it’s smooth sailing for the rest of yo life? I don’t think so, diva! On the contrary, achieving this goal only sets the bar for you to aim higher. Your challenge has just begun, my darling. Once you own up to that mode, you’ll be a hungrier bitch than evah!


VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

You are realizing now that everyday is an opportunity for yo ass to act towards achieving your true potential. Every bit counts, mama! So the next time you question yourself in terms of asking for what you want in life, you must slap that urge out of yo face. Claw your way out of that defeatist prison, one day at a time, and stake your fucking claim on your rightful spot in the land of dreams.


LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

It seems like a certain relaysh has gotten yo ass exhausted, and not in a good way. Although you want to shut yourself out from reality, you still gotta pay them billz, queen! And one way for you to hit two birds with one stone is to use work mode to distract you from your relationship woes. Besides, once you make yourself sickening in the workplace, that success has the potential to carry over all other aspects of yo life.


SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Just because all you’re getting from chasing after your dreams are fragments here and there doesn’t mean you should ignore all that shit until you have the complete picture in your brain. This is the time to pin down those little snippets and use the rest of your mental power to go after the other ideas that will fill in the blanks. The sequence of events are all fucked up, I know, but once the pieces are together, it will make one helluva sense.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Visiting the past is cute, but if you’re using that shit as a form of escape from a dire shituation, it ain’t cool for your soul. But if you can’t help but immerse yourself in that mode, you might as well make use of going into doors of wha-ha-happeneds and bring back worthwhile pieces of the lessons you’ve learned. Who knows? You may be able to apply all that shit into your current dilemma.


CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Although you can see the finish line, you’ll find that taking one straight path to get there will be met with lots of opposition from your competitors. This is really the time to think strategically. Knowing that you will mostly have to zigzag your way to your goal, and at the same time, putting all the effort to make sure yo ass gets there first, should give you a much better perspective on your next move. Don’t fuck it up!


AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Your constituents have been noticing a more positive change in you. Perhaps, what they’re seeing is that you have stepped away from complainy mode and decided to translate Flapping-Your-Jaw realness into Taking-a-Series-of-Calculated-Maneuvers-to-Further-Your-Cause realness. I think it’s great, and just between us gurls, it’s doing wonders for your fucking pores.


PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

There has been a decision weighing on you for a long time… one that you will finally make a choice on after a close bitch of yours slaps the indecision out of yo ass. You’ll be receiving some severe honesty from your posse, my darling, but as long as you firmly believe that that shit is coming from a place of love, you’ll go from feeling offended, to being overwhelmed by heartfelt support. You may even feel a tingling down there.


ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

No, you’re not losing it. All this out-of-the-blue emotional shit you’re experiencing – the crying, oh, the crying – is being caused by your newfound ability to internalize errbody else’s woes. In spite of your reputation as a selfish, impulsive child (allegedly), you actually do care about other hos. So even though you may have to deal with puffy eyes – from the crying, oh the crying – your soul will glisten like the fucking moonlight.


(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shit show!)

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