gotta get this picture out there yo

Things We’ve Said While Playing Mystic Messenger Pt 2

“Gotta date ‘em all.”
“SO I CAN RUB MY FACE AGAINST THEM BEFORE I GO TO BED EACH NIGHT!”
“A lack of kissing girls.”
“Like this……..this is what I did this for you……”
“I wanted to make out with you……….”
“SEND ME SOME HOT SELFIES!”
“I’ll dye my hair white for you.”
“I’ll get an eight pack for you.”
“And real blood, because screw the fake crap.”
“I think he’s albino. Is he albino?”
“Maybe it’s albino, maybe it’s anime.”
“Hey, I wanna get with ya and take yo picture.”
“Are you calling me a cougar?!”
“You’re so self-aware it freaks me out.”
“I want you, I want you so much, but I can’t afford you.”
“Every day I don’t get to date you is a struggle.”
“It’s okay, hearing your voice is enough.”
“I made your voice my ringtone – wait is that too creepy?”
“I can talk to whoever I want, first off.”
“You’re so cute but so scary.”
“Why is it always the cute ones that are messed up?”
“I want to get married on a space station too.”
“I’ll replace your cat. With the power of love.”
“It’s okay, I love your cat too. We can be cat parents.”
“I thought we had something and you friend-zoned me.”
“Babe, he’s trying to steal me from you.”
“Wow, all your friends are dicks!”
“I’m crying. It’s the middle of the night and I’m crying. Send help. And money.”
“I should be asleep but I stayed up to talk to you. Gimme some hearts.”
“I said the wrong thing. I said the wrong thing and my life is over.”
“I broke his heart. I shattered it. It’s all over.”
“Oh wait, never mind, he still loves me.”
“Or maybe he’s just pretending to still love me.”

Aight, so there’s some stuff in GMHS which somewhat different than what was reported to me (and others!)—like how “sometimes people who love each other fight” is actually “sometimes people who really love each other…just don’t get along,” for example, which is SUCH A HUGE IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE wow (but man, I know how hard it can be to remember things precisely, and things do vary from take to take). Anyway, I gotta start tweaking things a bit now that we’ve got the actual episode, but if Pt 2 comes out the app in a day or two, I’ll have at least a few GMHS metas all set for when the episodes air for everybody!

Oh, and Marly? Marly is me, man. 😂

(AND WOW THAT RIARKLE FIGHT IS WAY MORE INTENSE THAN WHAT I PICTURED LIKE DAG YO.)