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The Bachelor: Pancakes Edition
      butter him up, or you’ll be flipped

After a bitter divorce with his bitch of an ex-wife Eliza, Bob decides he needs to sweeten up his life. After taking a bath in maple syrup, blogging about his sorrows, and binge watching reality tv, Bob has his Eureka moment. Put this shit on television! Watch Bob and all your favorite residents of Oasis Springs and Willow Creek as they battle it out to see who will be the one, and who will be burnt.

The Contestants:
   ◦ Grim Reaper, keeper of the keys of death
   ◦ Geoffrey Landgraab, loving family man
   ◦ Bella Goth, the woman, the legend
   ◦ Eliza Pancakes, bitch of an ex wife
   ◦ Liberty Lee, adorable space nerd
   ◦ Don Lothario, chronic womanizer

starting wednesday the 16th of march
   be there, or be a waffle