MCU as Quotes from my fall play
Peter: I thought you said never to kill a mockingbird
Tony: a mockingbird killed your mother, peter. And now I’m going to kill this one too.
Peter quill: don’t choose theatre as a career, it’s a horrible way to live
Dr. Strange: I’m Julius ceaser, so nothing bad ever happens to me (immedialty gets stabbed)
Red skull: only rich people and no minorties because I’m a horrible person and I cheat on my wife
Tony stark: I’m so angry we’re going to go to my apartment upstate and discuss this
Howard stark: may I see your resume?
Steve Rogers: it’s in my bag!
Howard: this is just a picture of a girl in a pink dress saying “oh boy”
Steve: oh boy!
Tony: how do you feel about fighting injustice?
Pepper: the only injustice I see is you not answering my question
Sam: what can you tell me about social studies?
Peter: the tests are impossible to pass?
Shuri: and you know what they say
Peter: if he’s wailing on his pecks
All the avengers at once: THEN HES NOT SOLVING FOR X
T’Challa: it is me… the cat hair….
Mantis: we just need time to process all these good applications
Gamora: I have all the time in the world (uncomfortable silence)
Rhodey: what do we want?
All the avengers: LOW IMPACT ACTIVITES THAT BARELY RESEMBLE ACTUAL TRAINING
Rhodey: when do we want it?
all the avengers: AT SHIELD HEADQUARTERS
Thanos: once you kill your first animal, it’s like their soul goes into your brain
Scott Lang: I’m tall and attractive so nothing bad will happen to me
Steve Rogers: if you don’t mind me I’m going to join a gang of rebel intellectuals who are memorizing information in the event that it will prove important after humanity’s collapse
Bucky: what a do, cru