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Daddy Long Legs, Who Did Name You? (3:32am) (by djflula)

AHAHHHAAHAHAAHA german guy learning english!!

My bucketlist
  • Go into a restaurant and when they say “can i take your order”  just say “no” and walk out
  • Go into a store wearing clothes from the 60s/mediaval clothes and ask someone that works there what year it is and then scream “IT WORKED!!” and run out of the store.
  • Meet Jennifer Lawrence
  • Become famous and tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and then walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
  • Make a successful GIF
  • Date the son of a baker (preferably named Peeta)
  • Publish my own book
  • Become a YouTube Vlogger
  • Wear a shirt that says “Life” hand out lemons on the street corner
  • Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
  • Go the the midnight premier of all the Hunger Games Movies
  • Go to all continents in the world (Just antarctica left urgh anyone want to take me?)


Going to do all the obscure questions because i'm bored af. so don't send me any of them. not that anyone was going to.. forever alone:(

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

BLUE

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

Milk

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

mmm a butterfly

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

6 big towns! love them, i hate small towns 

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

My uncle Fitzy

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

bananananana

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

In grade 2 i peed in my pants in the middle of class :S

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

Cant think of anything.. but middle school isn’t over yet!

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

Not there yet

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

Ninjas! Because they’re not illegal, and they don’t steal and kill, i mostly think of them as just like stalking people

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Yep! Once in Germany i climbed a huge tree with my friend Riana, it must’ve been at least 25 feet. 

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

YES AND YES

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

A deer or a tiger

14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

My eyes probably, because i get complimented on those the most

15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

My hilariousness obviously

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

Lady Gaga. but i don’t particularly like her either

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

Yup! But only when they had the hunger games sneak peek

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

How else do you watch a major sporting event?

~

jk no

19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

Sushi nom nom

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

Margarine! I grew up with both

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 ½% milk?)

2% i’m a fatty. AND WHAAAT :O

22: Which continents have you been on?

All dem except for Antarctica lol

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

Yes so often ugh. One time i was going to disneyland with my friends family and i puked all over their brand new car :$

24: Backpacks or satchels?

satchels

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

YEEEESS

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

power puff girls

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? 

Pig! Because spider pig spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. can he fly? no he can’t. Cause HEESS A PIIIIIIGGG

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

New York or Hong Kong

29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

19 hours, to New Zealand that was awful uuugh

30: The latest you’ve ever slept?

10AM, without jet lag, that is

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

No. that is where i draw the line.

32: Do you pick at scabs?

Unfortunately, yes

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

black, like my men

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

like a centimeter?

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

Back to England

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? 

All except for Nepalese, and yummy! Espesh Viatnamese

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

umm idk what

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

One with food. and a lot of it.

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

Yes are you kidding me? veggies? love dem. loljk i’m a fatty i only eat nutella

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

Yup!

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

…. no

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

Yeah,, they actually encourage it, because otherwise, “It will all be bottled up inside of me and someday when i’m middle aged i will explode and thats why people have midlife crises’s sweetie.” :/

43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

I was Katniss Everdeen 3 years ago :)

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

No, i wouldn’t, but if i had to i’d dye it either darker or auburn.

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

mmmmaaaaybeee get married. no kids. never. nada. absolutely not.

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

YOU CAN’T TELL ME HOW I’M GONNA LIVE MY LIFE

yes i do though

47: City or nature person?

CITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITYCITY

48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

Hahahahahaha yes i drew seneca crane’s beard on my face once and went to school with it. I regret nothing

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

Yeah i can

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

I CAANNNTTT I’M CANNAADDIIANN

lol