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got7 as hogwarts students
  • mark: slytherin | once turned mrs. norris into a rat but nobody cld tell it was him who did it
  • jb: ravenclaw | was jinxed by an unknown slytherin to act cute for a whole day. hated it.
  • jackson: gryffindor | constantly flashing his muscles in quidditch games. gets distracted and falls off his broom several times. madam pomfrey hates him
  • jinyoung: slytherin | got house points for looking handsome
  • youngjae: hufflepuff | accidentally flew into dumbledore's office when he rode the broom for the first time
  • bambam: slytherin | once flirted with someone who was actually a metamorphagus pretending to be a girl
  • yugyeom: hufflepuff | attempted to turn jinyoung into a snake but the spell accidentally hit youngjae
"There’s a blaring sound coming from the demilitarised border between North and South Korea, and it’s not from fire the two sides are exchanging. It’s coming from 11 giant speakers. The loudspeakers are also blasting Kpop, and it’s a sound that’s not totally unfamiliar along the border. When the North fired a torpedo that sank a warship in 2010, the South responded with the song 'Hit Your Heart' by the girl group 4minute. North Korea was so incensed by this that it threatened to turn Seoul 'into a sea of flames' if it didn’t turn down the music."-

Kim Jong-un: *awakes in middle of night* what the… Da fuq IS that?!