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A continuation of the drunken vampire madness, because why not:

Horrible screeching and cursing can be heard as Jack and Henry begin to turn away from the island. Santos and Nico are running alongside the ship, hoping to jump on board. Moss is nowhere to be seen. 

“I really can’t thank you Spaniards enough! You have taken excellent care of the Turner boy. But I’ll take the helm from here.” Jack bows before blowing them a kiss.

That’s when something big hits the boat. Henry peeks over the side, and sees a long, deep grey fin slicing through the water. It is a lean and vicious looking shark; its eyes flashing red as it grins at him. Suddenly, he realizes Moss didn’t go anywhere. 

“JACK! CAN’T THIS BLASTED THING GO FASTER!”

Sparrow winks reassuringly. “Don’t you worry lad. She may not be much, but she has some fire within that is sure to get us-”

The shark tears through the boat like a projectile, and they start sinking.

“Bloody hell….” 

Henry glares at him, not taking his eyes off the pirate as they sink lower and lower.

“My father was right. You are a cursed man who ruins everything.”

Jack looks shocked and hurt. “Don’t be that way! I just saved you from an untimely demise, I believe thanks are in order.”

They suddenly find themselves covered in a net, and the shadow of the Silent Mary looms overhead; numerous scrapes evident along her sides. The shark grabs the ends of the net, entangling it about the humans before swimming into the shadows.

Soon Moss emerges on the rocks nearby, clothes soaking wet, and wearing a heinous smile. Santos and Nico give Moss a high five.

“The net is secure, Capitan!”

Henry and Jack are hauled up from the wreckage, the pirate chuckling apologetically, while the boy turns around in the net; facing away from him.

“I am not talking to you.”

Jack snorts. “Fine! I’m not talking to you either!”

The net is brought around, dangling a few feet above the deck.

Henry is approached by the captain, who laughs; clicking his tongue and wagging a finger. He was a bit unsteady as the rage had disappeared, allowing the alcohol to start showing again.

“Leaving us so soon, boy? How rude of you!” his serrated fangs shine in the torchlight.

“Magda! Take this one to the brig. I do not want a repeat of what happened.”

“Si, capitan.” The officer slashes the net, seizing Henry and shoving him along with a hiss.

Salazar brings his face very, very close to Jack’s. “Hola, Sparrrrrroowww……”

“They’re expecting me this time, so I shouldn’t have to wait in the ER too long.”

yes hello it’s 10:30 PM and i have been sitting in the ER for OVER 6 HOURS

“Dude, you’re crushing on Keith? I heard from someone that he’s ace.”
“Yeah, he is. Isn’t that amazing? He’s so wonderful and he loves aliens, too.”

Because Ace Keith who loves to read is my jam. /o/ Redbubble

Kiss of life

throughout my impoverishing fever i literally could not stop thinking about a gemstuck eridan

probably a tanzanite? kunzite?

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Korra and Asami as genies coming out of one lamp, requested by @aut2imagineart

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“But seriously, what are you wearing.”

Still drawing some of these per requests, and this one may or may not have gotten out of hand. @okumurachild-satan, I’m so sorry your ask got turned into drarry, ack!

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tag meme: name ten favorite characters from ten different fandoms.

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CHIP BATTLE!! 

Recently I’ve been finding the genuine (we get many wanna-be imitations) honey butter chips being sold in more stores~ Usually my favourite go-to chips are a honey and cheese flavour~ GAH! It’s like a flavour combo from the heavens! After finding HBC at the grocery store I decided to betray my honey cheese chips to try it…I was a little sceptical that it wouldn’t live up to the hype but I WAS WRONG. Hear that, Seven?! They’re so super yum that I cry rainbow tears! So in conclusion to this chip battle, my tastebuds call a draw!

-Admin Nana

IM BACK AT MY SHITPOSTS AGAIN

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if you don’t think that akira and morgana have had at least one cat-to-owner bonding moment you’re lying to me and yourself

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Karasuno, Revival!

Opening Sequence

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