got twins

Hader: At SNL, we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred Armisen would really go bonkers.
Wiig: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “Okay guys! Please!”
Hader: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.

Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader for the New York Times | September 2014 (x)

anonymous asked:

▼Vax and Vex

▼ - childhood headcanon

A List Of Things Elaina Taught Her Children Before She Died

  • how to wish on stars
    • star light star bright, she says, and vex is young, almost too young to remember this, her words soft and round in her mouth as she stares up at the skies and asks why
      • she doesn’t need to ask, not really; part of her has always yearned to reach up into the heavens and never come down
        • (elaina knew this, in the way of mothers)
        • (perhaps that is why, vex’ahlia)
    • because the stars listen, elaina says
      • her grandmother taught her mother, and her mother taught her, and so she passes it down
        • (she will not be here when vex stares up at the sky and teaches her own daughter)
        • (vex will look up and think of her anyways, in the way of daughters)
  • how to braid hair
    • i don’t care, says vex, hair a wild tangle around her face, mulish and sullen that day
    • vax, small and solemn for a moment, says, i do
      • mother teaches them both anyways
        • vex’ahlia stops eventually, learns to craft other masks, but vax’ildan continues
          • he sits her down, combs through the wild tangle, tames it the way mother taught them
          • (he was honoring the dead long before She called on him)
  • how to darn their own clothing
    • she was a tailor, of course she taught them that
      • they remember, maybe, a fire in the hearth and food in their bellies and mother bent over cloth, needle dipping in and out, in and out
      • they remember her smile (tired around the eyes, warm and worn)
        • would you like to see, my loves? come sit here, watch carefully––cloth is easier to fix than most things; all it takes is time and patience and a little needle and thread
    • later, on the road, they sit side by side, needle and thread and garments worn threadbare
      • she was right, in the way of mothers: cloth is far easier to fix than most things
        • they sit side by side with needle and thread
          • in and out. in and out.
  • protect each other
    • it is the last thing she tells them, knelt down to see them eye to eye, a stranger waiting outside to take them far, far away
      • protect each other, mother says, iron in her spine and love in her eyes
        • you are all you have. protect each other
  • Saeyoung: Have you been yelled at by Jaehee yet?
  • Saeran: I'm not scared of her.
  • Saeyoung: So that's a no.

Vaamal got a pair of twins Maaliv (green) and Coran (pink) 

Coran becomes an uncle and Allura a big sis :>