got to love loki

I hope this puts a rest to all of the people concerned over Loki. She does zap Thor, so it’s not like he doesn’t get pummeled too. I just posted the first since it’s the long awaited Valki fight and it was clearly overflowing with hotness lmao. This video is also for the Valki shippers, since it’s where Tessa openly admits Valkyrie isn’t into Thor 😂👏🏻 (Give credit if you post elsewhere)

This is a small snippet of the clip they showed during Cate Blanchett’s appearance on Ellen today.

LMAO at Loki saying, “I beg your pardon??” as if the concept of someone demanding people to kneel is completely foreign and distasteful to him. He’s got a lot of nerve and I love him for it.

I don't think people understand how hard it is to keep up with loki
  • Loki: I'm alive
  • Loki: nvm I'm dead
  • Loki: jk. Still here.
  • Loki: I'm good guy now though.
  • Loki: lmao jk. Why would I be good?
  • Loki: oh ur so cute. I'm cuter.
  • Loki: I'm dead again.
  • Loki: wait nope never mind still here, But I kinda got arrested.
  • Loki: oh my brother Thor I love you!
  • Loki: lol. You fell for that again I'm so smart.
  • Loki: my plan is going to go perfect nothing can go wrong.
  • Loki: shit. It went wrong.
  • Loki: okay now I want to take over your world
  • Loki: no never mind. Now I want to take over my world.
  • Loki: dang it I didn't think this all the way through.
  • Loki: or did I.
  • Loki: okay I'm kinda dead.
  • Loki: nope lol I was just pretending to be my dad this whole time.
  • Loki: now I'm dead.
MYTH LOKI-PSA!!! ( written with one hand at 5:30 in the morning)

Loki ( or rather Loke/Loptr/Hveðrungr) as in the original Norse god, was many things you might not know. Here are a few of them:

-gender fluid
-a mother

These things are not tumblr inventions, or Marvel inventions (both is fine on it,s own and I am a huge marvel fan, and I love tumblr etc). Marvel doesn’t acknowledge most of these points. This is the original mythology/Edda Loki.

Gender fluid:
He loved to transform and transcend between genders. He also practiced magic, which was seen as ergi/womanly ( Ergi might loosely translate as “gay”, in the sense of being “unmanly -__- . though Odin did the same and used magic, he wasn’t seen as ergi ). There are different accounts of him walking around as a woman for pure fun, enjoying male attention etc. - transformation was very much his "thing”!

Loki had a lot of sex, with any kind of living being ( and trees, and rocks 👌🏻). He didn’t care if it was man, woman or in between or neither. He was known to be sexually hungry, adventurous and daring. He had several affairs, casual sex and two devoted wives, over the cause of his life.

A mother:
Loki fathers children, but he also gave birth to officially one, but potentially more. In different versions of the myths, he might have given birth to a few of his monster children ( he is known as the “mother of monsters”).
They are most commonly told to be his giant wives children, but there are very old untranslated poems and stories where he is giving birth to a few of them. While that is debatable, he did birth Sleipnir the horse.
While people try to say Loki was raped by the stallion, the original Prosa Edda and early poems actually never say he didn’t enjoy being a female horse or the interaction with the stallion. It’s said that him sand the stallion had “such dealings” that he fell pregnant. That’s open to interpretation in my opinion. He wasn’t “raped by a horse”, he was a female horse himself at that point. If you see Loki as a cis male, it might feel odd to think he might not dislike what happens with the stallion. But if you know Loki was gender fluid and sexually very adventures, it’s suddenly a lot less weird or unimaginable. He might not have planned for that encounter, because he only wanted to distract the horse, but there is no real statement that he totally hated everything that happened. I mean, being in a mare-mindset and all? BUT it’s all up to personal opinion, and it’s fine to believe one thing or the other.

Loki as a giant ( or half giant) was most likely intersex.
The Jotnar of Jotunheimr were giants known to have both male and female genitalia, according to many versions of north mythology ( not just the Edda, but other myths and retellings too). They birthed an sired children alike, so when speaking of Lokis mother or father, it doesn’t mean them being male or female, rather if they had given birth to him or not.
There are different giants in the Edda with strikter gender presentation. But when it comes to the Jotuns/Jotnar of Jotunheimr, they were intersexual beings.
There are different versions of Lokis origin ( we ignore marvels silly attempt to make him Odins adopted son. They were blood brothers!), in some he is presented as a half-Jotun, in other just as a normal giant.
But half or full-giant, he was most likely just as intersexual as the other giants in the myths. Most likely!

These are some points people might not know about him. I researched a lot over the years, even talked to a danish Loki-expert who works with Viking museums in Denmark and Sweden. If you never heard of these things about him, please don’t just disregard these details about Loki and his rich history. It’s what MAKES him Loki.

Loki is a character that’s very often debated in depth, to the point where some people even debate if he was truly a Norse god, or if he was later written into the Edda by Christian translators to create a negative character like the devil/Lucifer. Or if he was real, but twisted to appear in a more negative light. ( I chose to believe he was an original character in the myths/religion of the Vikings, not a Christian invention )
But no matter what or who Loki was ( or is), he sure wasn’t a typical god. And I love that!
Got more cool Loki-facts? Please share!!!!!
Excuse typos, or that I didn’t post sources. This was a passion-post. Sourcing all the research I did for over 6 years, back before 2011, mostly offline , with experts/professors, as well as online, would mean I have to find really old links, scan books and articles I don’t have near me and call back people. HOWEVER, all this is 100% based on actual sources and not on tumblr or fan-canons or Marvel. I’d like to actually turn this into an article/master post or at best a video with sources and maybe even experts writing stuff for it. If anyone is interested in making this a group project - I have opened a Facebook research group for it! please join!   Facebook. com/ groups/ 255763984909514/

Please feel free to add to this, or correct anything you feel was left out or presented incorrectly (if you DO please SOURCE your claims!). I mean no offence to anyone with this post, it was written out of love for the subject. I don’t mean to offend anyone believing otherwise, or like whatever religion etc. But this is my religion too, and I identify strongly with Loki because of all these facts that make him so appealing to.
Also just to note, I am aware that Loki isn’t like “a cinnamon roll” or “a cute bae” that needs saving, etc. I don’t try to make him look good or use him for my personal agenda. This is my personal inclusion from years of research. I want to source all my claims, but for that I need time. again, if you have sources for other cool facts, or for the things I’ve stated, please share share share!

King & Queen

A/N: So, finally, I’m able to post this thing. I’m so sorry @leah5684 that it took me so long to write this, but I really hope you will forgive me AND I also hope you will like this ^^


Hello👋🏽. Could you do a Loki imagine. Where the reader is just as bad as he is. Like he meets her and she talks about wanting to be queen and ruling Midgard making everyone kneel before her. And he thinks she’s beautiful and they fall in love. And together go to conquer Midgard as King and queen. ❤️❤️❤️

The setting of this is the first Avengers movie where Loki caused… some ‘trouble’ ;)

Special thanks to @explicitfandoms! Honey, you and your help about Loki’s skills were totally useful!  

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Words: 4.405

Warnings: some swearing, but nothing bad

Never happened something interesting in the world. Always the same old shit. Wars, riots, and other bad stuff, just because there was too much democracy on this planet.

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Soulmates 2

Oh you know what time it is?!?! Time for the next installment of the Soulmates series! I’m glad everyone seemed to really like the first one and hopefully this one will measure up to it. Look how long the tag list got! I love you guys! 

Tag list: @i-kneel-for-king-loki @straight-outta-the-asylum @livingthestrongstyle @the-geekgoddes @geekoftv@planetahmane @ajstylesworld @littledeadrottinghood @thatwrestlingfan91@lovemybtrboys @wrestlingbabe @xstylesxclashx @littlebluespoon@gurimujox @superrezzy00 @stardustmoonlightflower @blondekel77@pjanina13 @wrestlingnoob @lady-laura-speaks@phenominalstyles @caffeineandreveries @llowkeys @littlemissava13 @vebner37 @ambrosegirlforever @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch  @skrillexslays13

Warnings: Fluff. (We’ll get to the good stuff. There’s a story to be told first.)
Word Count: 2419 (oops again)
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Chapter Two: Kinetic

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Honeymooners Pt 3

Thanks so much everyone who left lovely comments and mail, it made me geek out so happily!

“So it’s just an open buffet?” Loki muttered, holding his tray of food.

You stood close to him, feeling nervous. “I guess so, we grab what we want, then err, find a seat.”

Loki sighed, “And on our special day, every seat is taken.”

“There’s a booth over there, that couple looks nice, maybe we could get to know them, see if they’ve seen anything suspicious.”

Loki raised his eyebrow and glanced down at you. “Darling, I don’t know if you’ve forgotten, but mortals aren’t the most aware of magical activity, you thought you were alone in the universe for centuries. Something as small as a magical portal, hidden by the operator of this establishment would certainly go unnoticed.”

You bit your lip, “Well, shouldn’t we mingle or something? If we keep to ourselves, will that look suspicious?”

“How am I to know, these mortal customs are ridiculous.”

“I’m sure you have weird customs.”

“We do but this one is far stranger.”

You pinched the bridge of your nose, balancing your tray in one hand and sighed. “Look, husband, darling, light of my life,” Loki snorted and you continued, “as your wife, I’m saying that we go befriend a couple so I can uh, show my husband off. Because I’m more in love and proud that he took me here, alright? Besides, people are going to start wondering why we’re standing in a corner and not just eating.”

Loki scowled, “Couldn’t we go back to the room and eat?”

“No, I’m not having people think weird things about me.”

Chuckling, Loki shook his head, “The food you chose is hardly conducive to such activities anyways.”

“I know, I chose them on purpose.” You called over your shoulder, making your way through the tables and over to the solitary booth.

“Hey there, I’m sorry to be rude, but there’s no other tables available.” You trailed off, looking around the room to double check that there were indeed no tables.

“Oh absolutely! Come sit by us! We were so lucky to steal this table from another couple that got up at the last second, you’d think that they wouldn’t over book like this, or at least have as many tables as rooms.” The woman shook her head. She was short and petite with deeply tanned skin and long auburn hair that trailed past her shoulders. Her eyes were the color of deep caramel and she seemed to glow in the presence of her new husband. “I’m Clara by the way.”

You told her your name and glanced over your shoulder, making sure Loki was behind you. “And this is Loki, my husband, it feels so weird finally saying it.”

“Doesn’t it though?” Clara beamed, “this is my husband, Toran.” The man beside her appeared tall, not as tall as Loki but still taller than you. He had broad shoulders, built in a way that reminded you of Thor - bulky - but you didn’t doubt Loki was stronger than him. Why that suddenly mattered to you was beyond your knowledge and you forced the thought away. His hair was dirty blonde, short cropped and he had a small blonde soul patch growing under his lower lip.

“Hey there.” Toran offered his hand for you to shake.

You shook it and thanked them for making space for the two of you. Toran stood up and moved around to sit beside his wife and you slid into the booth, allowing Loki to have the edge.

Loki glanced distrustfully at Toran but finally sat down and forced a smile.

“Don’t mind him, he’s just shy.” You looked at Loki and smiled.

Loki’s eyes darkened, that scowl ready to spread across his face but he was supposed to be a happy newlywed and forced a smile. “Forgive me, I’d rather have my beloved all to myself but it seems only right that I show her off.”

Clara giggled, “He’s so sweet. Toran and I have been in our room all day, we got married yesterday, it’s been so lovely, just really having time to ourselves.”

Loki snorted into his drink and you elbowed him in the ribs.

She continued, “Have you two been, you know, not to be too forward or anything, I’m just not sure how much is normal here, Toran says he’s tired and needs some time to recoup.”

You flushed deeply and Loki took another drink to stifle his laugh. “Well we just got here a few hours ago, but wanted to uh, take things slow a bit, really enjoy the time getting to err…” You trailed off, looking to Loki for help.

Loki’s eyes sparkled as he looked down at you, “Whatever you want, my love, it’s about us I know, but you deserve to be worshiped, you are the princess of my life after all.”

You grit your teeth and forced a smile, turning back to the couple across from you, “Isn’t he sweet?”

“He calls you his princess?” Clara cooed, “Toran, you don’t have that many pet names for me, how come?” She glared at him and he glared across at Loki.

You jumped, knee hitting the table as Loki squeezed a particularly sensitive spot on your leg. “Sorry, thought there was a bug.” You managed to grumble as Loki faked a coughing fit to hide his laughter.

“Oh I hope it wasn’t a spider, I absolutely hate those things.” Clara’s eyes widened as she scanned the booth for signs of the bug.

“It was probably nothing.” You quickly added.

“My darling here gets a little jumpy sometimes.” Loki managed to choke out, his laughter finally subsiding.

“So are you two going to take advantage of the shops here, or the hot tubs, they’re natural and built into the side of the mountain, hot streams come right up and this place was built around it.” Toran asked the pair of you.

“I hadn’t really thought that far ahead.”

“Really? Clara has spent years making her plans for this place.”

“I, oh…” You trailed off, worried that this could blow your cover.

“I made a list,” Clara interjected, “but that’s just me. I think it’s lovely that you’re more just go with the flow, I think that’s more romantic, don’t you Toran?” He nodded and she continued, “but we were thinking of visiting the beach tomorrow, you know the tram that is a never ending cycle up and down, so you can go at any time. Thought if we weren’t too tired we’d see the sunrise or maybe just enjoy the water.”

“I was thinking of doing that tomorrow as well.” You glanced at Loki and he shrugged.

“It’s clothing optional, there’s little cordoned off places for privacy if couples want to, you know.” She cleared her throat and blushed again, glancing at Toran.

You blinked hard, “Right, right, of course.”

Loki wrapped his arm around your shoulder, lacing his fingers into your hand, “My beloved here is awfully shy.”

Toran interrupted, “Actually it’s nude required, no clothes allowed once you step foot on the sand. At least, that’s what I read, not sure how enforced it is.” He looked Clara up and down, clearly mentally undressing her.

You glanced at Loki, the two of you making eye contact and swallowed nervously. Seeing Loki in all his glory tomorrow? Could you handle that?

“Oh, watch for the seismic activity, that’s what we were told, the floors kinda tremble at night sometimes and that lovely hotelier said that it’s just the deep set volcanic activity.” Clara said as she stood up, “We should probably get back to our room, look forward to seeing you two tomorrow at the beach.” Her eyes trailed over Loki for a minute and you felt a surge of jealousy and possessiveness well within you.

Loki seemed oblivious to her look, simply staring at you still. Toran followed after Clara, the pair bidding you both good night and left.

“Could that be the portal, I thought you said it was an inactive volcano?” Loki lowered his voice to ask you.

You forced your thoughts away from the look Clara had given Loki and considered it. “If it’s a big and powerful enough portal, siphoning who knows what through it, that would make sense that the ground trembles. Awfully irresponsible that the owner wouldn’t know.”

“Unless he’s in on it.”

“Well hopefully we’ll run into him tomorrow.”

“Not on the nude beach though.” Loki added absently, munching on the last of his food.

You groaned, resting your head on the table, “Don’t remind me.”

Loki chuckled, “Come now, love, only a week more of this, it will be lovely. Let’s get back to our room and figure out our sleeping arrangements.”

“I kinda hate you right now.” You grumbled.

“You can’t hate me pet, we’ve only been married one day.”

“My next husband better bring me here too.”

Loki laughed, a smile widening across his face as he gently kissed your cheek, his fingers playing with your hair. “Shall I carry you to bed?”

“No, you’ll make a scene. Every other guy here will think he has to in order to please his wife.”

“I would carry my wife, she would want for nothing.”

“She’d want a divorce, putting up with you.”

“You wound me.”

You straightened up, making sure you hadn’t actually upset him but Loki continued to grin at you, eyes alight with mischief. Rolling your eyes, you playfully shoved his chest. Loki caught your hand and pressed a kiss to the back of it.

“Shall we, love?”

You rolled your eyes again, “C’mon you goon, let’s go figure out how to sleep in that sex bed.”

anonymous asked:

I've noticed that with thor ragnarok coming out the loki apologists have crawled back from the shadows so question: what it is that makes mcu loki so popular as a character even after all these years, IYO?

ah yes, let’s talk about that loveable bastard loki! y’know with a lot of popular characters, the cringe factor of their fandoms can sometimes turn ppl off them after a while and make you forget that these are actually genuinely interesting and engaging characters. and loki, the cringiest of them all, is just a really engaging character. even if you don’t particularly like him, you can sympathise with him and understand where his bitterness and motivations come from. he’s like a pathetic character version of a 20 car pile up; you just can’t stop watching and wondering where the next fire will start next. he’s got all these paradoxical personality traits; he’s smart and artfully manipulative but also dumb as shit and makes the worst decisions, he’s utterly arrogant and believes himself better than most but deeply, deeply insecure and in constant need of validation, he’s fiercely ambitious but also doesn’t want power (let’s not even delve into his love/hate views on thor). he’s basically a big mess. 

marvel was very smart (or lucky?? i’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say smart) to hire that shakespeare loving fuck kenneth branagh to direct the first thor film bc if there was ever a director to nail the tragic villain and fucked up royal family dynamic it was that guy. the films makes a point of showing loki as a baby abandoned during a war for being a runt, as a child fighting for attention and then as an adult, chip on his shoulder fully developed. it was a good idea to have the film so cleanly cut between thor on earth w/ his problems and loki in asgard, slowly losing it, as you have enough time to think ‘fuck this loki guy is having a tough week’. the climax of the film basically boils down to loki trying to blow up an entire realm bc daddy no.1 didn’t want him and screaming and crying at his brother, while trying to kill him, bc daddy no.2 loved him more. i mean, fuck guys, that’s just some good shit right there.

the whole setting of the thor universe helps too. loki wouldn’t be half as appealing in his bullshit if he wasn’t a charming norse prince, who can do magic and knows how to rock a good colour scheme. and yeah, time to credit tom hiddleston here. the guy looks good crying. both he and hemsworth are so good in these roles, to the point where i personally can’t imagine anyone else playing them. i think the turning point in thor (2011) when you really sympathised with loki is that scene in the vault when he confronts odin. if they weren’t talking about frost giants and magic blue cubes, you could imagine it being an actual shakespeare scene. tom just did a great job making you really feel for this guy and his crying powers are used at full force. the scene is just two great actors getting fucking raw with each other, its just great and heartbreaking to watch.

the avengers film was what really rocketed loki in popularity tho. only like 12 ppl saw thor in theatres so it was loki crying and monologging his way through TA that really got people loving him. but if thor (2011) hadn’t set up loki as a tragic villain so well, the avengers would not have been as good, that’s just a fact. he has a scene baiting nearly every avenger, so there’s something for everybody to enjoy (and ship if they so choose), and he remains genuinely sympathetic imo. he’s just so laughable out of his depth. i mean, he’s a fucking idiot who makes nothing but awful life decisions, but remember all those ‘loki was possessed by the tesseract’ theories going around??? people still felt sorry for him, even if it wasn’t on apologist levels. it helped being the villain in arguably the biggest film of the decade. he is almost as recognisable as the avengers now and, probably, more beloved than a few of them.

as he stands as a character now? well, now that he’s no longer as hurting and angry as he used to be, its just interesting to see what he does next. he can fully become the god of mischief now and who doesn’t want to see that?



Jaimie Lannister

Tough love (Part one)

Tough love (Part two)

Jon Snow

No It Can Not Be

Imagine #1

I chose a wife

Hurtful Actions


Jaqen H’Ghar

The Savior 

Please Don’t Go

Tormund Giantsbain

Feisty little thing!

Ramsay Bolton

I Care

The loss

Robb Stark 

It Wasn’t Me!


Damon Salvatore:

BFF or something more (Part 1)

BFF or something more (Part 2)

BFF or something more (Part 3)

Friends or…

Saying I love You

Is It Too Late

He Flipped The Switch

Klaus Mikaelson

One-Shot #1

Klaus’ Girl

His Witch 1

His Witch 2

His Witch 3

His Witch 4 

The Hybrid Ex

The Hybrid ex 2



Long Time No See

Kol Mikaelson

One-Shot #1

He Does/He Doeson’t


Are you offering?

Perfect Human Girl

Elijah Mikaelson

Wifey, wifey

 Date night

Thank you

I’m Sorry


Your Books Are Wrong

I Don’t Care..

All Mikaelson sister 

Mikaelson Sister: Need Of A Family

Mikaelson Sister: Need Of A Family 2

Mikaelson Sister: Death Of A Sister

The All Powerful Sister Part 1

The All Powerful Sister Part 2

You will be missed

Alaric Saltzman

Imagine #1

Matt Donovan

Brothers, Secrets & Changes


Bickering Children 

I’ll Wait For You

Jeremy Gilbert

Pillow Fight Got Steamy

Tyler Lockwood

In Time Of Grief

Dear Brother

Marcel Gerard

Mrs. Gerard

Marcel & Klaus - I Don’’t Know Who To Choose

Teen wolf:

Derek Hale

Alpha Female

Alpha Female Part 2

Nice Ass!

Lord Of The Rings/The Hobbit


Thranduil’s guard

Thranduil’s guard part 2


To the rescue

Frodo Baggins

A Little Crush!



To the rescue 

Marry me

I’ll protect you

Killer croc

Long time no see


Draco Malfoy

Foolish Way of Love


Noah Puckerman


Bucky barns


Scott Lang



Justin Bieber

Best friends on Ellen

Best friends on Ellen 2


Kit Harington 


Finnick Odair

 Just Us

A Friend In Need

Jared Leto



Joe Sugg

An Important Day



Brooklyn Beckham


Chris Evans

Award show and announcement

Zac Efron

Meeting Mr. Efron

Meet Mr. & Mrs. Efron

Ken(Magic Mike):

I promise

Harry Styles:

Secret Girlfriend

Kit and Dakota: Part 1Part 2 – Part 3 – Part 4

Suki(avatar the last airbender):

Warrior in love

this alternate pov of this fic is courtesy of @portraitoftheoddity because she mentioned wanting to see it and, well, who am I to deny such enabling? (yeah, I totally wanted to do it, so sue me.)

this is the closest I’ll probably get to writing something that would be tagged “Not Team Iron Man Friendly” on AO3.

cw, as with the original, for character death and hella angst.

There was a letter from Steve sitting on the table in front of him. Though calling it a “letter” was probably generous: no salutation, no signature. One handwritten line.

Loki’s dead. Don’t try to contact me.

He’d been staring at it for about a half an hour, now.

“What’s that?” Tony half turned to look at Rhodey (Rhodey, legs in braces, what a fucking disaster) and just picked up the piece of paper, holding it out wordlessly. He raised his eyebrows at Tony but made his way over and, adjusting his crutches, took it.

“Shit,” he said, concisely.

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I just read the part of Neil Gaiman’s book of how the god’s got their greatest gifts, and it made me love Loki so much more.

I really cannot believe that anyone would think Loki is evil and awful. I can’t believe I was scared of Loki before I began to talk to him, and now read this story. I was grinning the entire time while reading. I have many apologies to owe to Loki. 

“So now you know: that is how the gods got their greatest treasures. It was Loki’s fault. Even Thor’s hammer was Loki’s fault. That was the thing about Loki. You resented him even when you were at your most grateful, and you were grateful to him even when you hated him the most.” 

This took me a lot longer than I thought it would but hey-ho, we got there in the end. Love a bit of fluffy Loki from time to time and this one was fun to write as a result. Little bit of a sassy reader this time, not taking no shit. Plus Pietro comes craaaawling back. ;) Requested by nerd-kat–hell-yes. Enjoy, my darlings!

Prompt:  Will there be a part two to the loki one??? Please i need it!

“No Apology Necessary” (Part 2)

Part 1

It had been a few weeks since your break up with Pietro. Every day since then, Loki had taken care of you, walking you from your room to the lab, in the morning, and back again at night. Though you could’ve thought it suffocating, you quickly realised how much you needed someone by your side, something constant, and you were happier than you could express that it was Loki. The act of consoling somebody seemed to be doing him some good too – he was becoming more compassionate and kinder, if not necessarily towards Pietro. Today however, Loki hadn’t come to call for you at the lab. He’d left earlier in the day to “do something” and hadn’t returned. The stars were beginning to break up the darkening sky and the moon peeked out above the horizon.

It had been a few weeks since your break up with Pietro. It was now or never. Loki had left earlier, during your lunch break, to “do something” and it was the first time he’d left your side save for the nights in several weeks. It had taken him much longer than he’d initially planned to run his errands (the streets of New York were much harder to navigate on his own) but he’d finally done it.

With each step that brought him closer to the lab, Loki’s heart got a little faster, for every step that brought him closer to the lab would bring him closer to the confession of his feelings for you. In his left hand was a large bouquet of carnations - he remembered a conversation many a night ago when you’d expressed your dislike of roses as a result of the thorns – and in his other hand was a paper bag that contained a blueberry muffin. All in all, Loki was feeling pretty impressed with himself.

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