got to love loki

I don't think people understand how hard it is to keep up with loki
  • Loki: I'm alive
  • Loki: nvm I'm dead
  • Loki: jk. Still here.
  • Loki: I'm good guy now though.
  • Loki: lmao jk. Why would I be good?
  • Loki: oh ur so cute. I'm cuter.
  • Loki: I'm dead again.
  • Loki: wait nope never mind still here, But I kinda got arrested.
  • Loki: oh my brother Thor I love you!
  • Loki: lol. You fell for that again I'm so smart.
  • Loki: my plan is going to go perfect nothing can go wrong.
  • Loki: shit. It went wrong.
  • Loki: okay now I want to take over your world
  • Loki: no never mind. Now I want to take over my world.
  • Loki: dang it I didn't think this all the way through.
  • Loki: or did I.
  • Loki: okay I'm kinda dead.
  • Loki: nope lol I was just pretending to be my dad this whole time.
  • Loki: now I'm dead.
Honeymooners Pt 3

Thanks so much everyone who left lovely comments and mail, it made me geek out so happily!


“So it’s just an open buffet?” Loki muttered, holding his tray of food.

You stood close to him, feeling nervous. “I guess so, we grab what we want, then err, find a seat.”

Loki sighed, “And on our special day, every seat is taken.”

“There’s a booth over there, that couple looks nice, maybe we could get to know them, see if they’ve seen anything suspicious.”

Loki raised his eyebrow and glanced down at you. “Darling, I don’t know if you’ve forgotten, but mortals aren’t the most aware of magical activity, you thought you were alone in the universe for centuries. Something as small as a magical portal, hidden by the operator of this establishment would certainly go unnoticed.”

You bit your lip, “Well, shouldn’t we mingle or something? If we keep to ourselves, will that look suspicious?”

“How am I to know, these mortal customs are ridiculous.”

“I’m sure you have weird customs.”

“We do but this one is far stranger.”

You pinched the bridge of your nose, balancing your tray in one hand and sighed. “Look, husband, darling, light of my life,” Loki snorted and you continued, “as your wife, I’m saying that we go befriend a couple so I can uh, show my husband off. Because I’m more in love and proud that he took me here, alright? Besides, people are going to start wondering why we’re standing in a corner and not just eating.”

Loki scowled, “Couldn’t we go back to the room and eat?”

“No, I’m not having people think weird things about me.”

Chuckling, Loki shook his head, “The food you chose is hardly conducive to such activities anyways.”

“I know, I chose them on purpose.” You called over your shoulder, making your way through the tables and over to the solitary booth.

“Hey there, I’m sorry to be rude, but there’s no other tables available.” You trailed off, looking around the room to double check that there were indeed no tables.

“Oh absolutely! Come sit by us! We were so lucky to steal this table from another couple that got up at the last second, you’d think that they wouldn’t over book like this, or at least have as many tables as rooms.” The woman shook her head. She was short and petite with deeply tanned skin and long auburn hair that trailed past her shoulders. Her eyes were the color of deep caramel and she seemed to glow in the presence of her new husband. “I’m Clara by the way.”

You told her your name and glanced over your shoulder, making sure Loki was behind you. “And this is Loki, my husband, it feels so weird finally saying it.”

“Doesn’t it though?” Clara beamed, “this is my husband, Toran.” The man beside her appeared tall, not as tall as Loki but still taller than you. He had broad shoulders, built in a way that reminded you of Thor - bulky - but you didn’t doubt Loki was stronger than him. Why that suddenly mattered to you was beyond your knowledge and you forced the thought away. His hair was dirty blonde, short cropped and he had a small blonde soul patch growing under his lower lip.

“Hey there.” Toran offered his hand for you to shake.

You shook it and thanked them for making space for the two of you. Toran stood up and moved around to sit beside his wife and you slid into the booth, allowing Loki to have the edge.

Loki glanced distrustfully at Toran but finally sat down and forced a smile.

“Don’t mind him, he’s just shy.” You looked at Loki and smiled.

Loki’s eyes darkened, that scowl ready to spread across his face but he was supposed to be a happy newlywed and forced a smile. “Forgive me, I’d rather have my beloved all to myself but it seems only right that I show her off.”

Clara giggled, “He’s so sweet. Toran and I have been in our room all day, we got married yesterday, it’s been so lovely, just really having time to ourselves.”

Loki snorted into his drink and you elbowed him in the ribs.

She continued, “Have you two been, you know, not to be too forward or anything, I’m just not sure how much is normal here, Toran says he’s tired and needs some time to recoup.”

You flushed deeply and Loki took another drink to stifle his laugh. “Well we just got here a few hours ago, but wanted to uh, take things slow a bit, really enjoy the time getting to err…” You trailed off, looking to Loki for help.

Loki’s eyes sparkled as he looked down at you, “Whatever you want, my love, it’s about us I know, but you deserve to be worshiped, you are the princess of my life after all.”

You grit your teeth and forced a smile, turning back to the couple across from you, “Isn’t he sweet?”

“He calls you his princess?” Clara cooed, “Toran, you don’t have that many pet names for me, how come?” She glared at him and he glared across at Loki.

You jumped, knee hitting the table as Loki squeezed a particularly sensitive spot on your leg. “Sorry, thought there was a bug.” You managed to grumble as Loki faked a coughing fit to hide his laughter.

“Oh I hope it wasn’t a spider, I absolutely hate those things.” Clara’s eyes widened as she scanned the booth for signs of the bug.

“It was probably nothing.” You quickly added.

“My darling here gets a little jumpy sometimes.” Loki managed to choke out, his laughter finally subsiding.

“So are you two going to take advantage of the shops here, or the hot tubs, they’re natural and built into the side of the mountain, hot streams come right up and this place was built around it.” Toran asked the pair of you.

“I hadn’t really thought that far ahead.”

“Really? Clara has spent years making her plans for this place.”

“I, oh…” You trailed off, worried that this could blow your cover.

“I made a list,” Clara interjected, “but that’s just me. I think it’s lovely that you’re more just go with the flow, I think that’s more romantic, don’t you Toran?” He nodded and she continued, “but we were thinking of visiting the beach tomorrow, you know the tram that is a never ending cycle up and down, so you can go at any time. Thought if we weren’t too tired we’d see the sunrise or maybe just enjoy the water.”

“I was thinking of doing that tomorrow as well.” You glanced at Loki and he shrugged.

“It’s clothing optional, there’s little cordoned off places for privacy if couples want to, you know.” She cleared her throat and blushed again, glancing at Toran.

You blinked hard, “Right, right, of course.”

Loki wrapped his arm around your shoulder, lacing his fingers into your hand, “My beloved here is awfully shy.”

Toran interrupted, “Actually it’s nude required, no clothes allowed once you step foot on the sand. At least, that’s what I read, not sure how enforced it is.” He looked Clara up and down, clearly mentally undressing her.

You glanced at Loki, the two of you making eye contact and swallowed nervously. Seeing Loki in all his glory tomorrow? Could you handle that?

“Oh, watch for the seismic activity, that’s what we were told, the floors kinda tremble at night sometimes and that lovely hotelier said that it’s just the deep set volcanic activity.” Clara said as she stood up, “We should probably get back to our room, look forward to seeing you two tomorrow at the beach.” Her eyes trailed over Loki for a minute and you felt a surge of jealousy and possessiveness well within you.

Loki seemed oblivious to her look, simply staring at you still. Toran followed after Clara, the pair bidding you both good night and left.

“Could that be the portal, I thought you said it was an inactive volcano?” Loki lowered his voice to ask you.

You forced your thoughts away from the look Clara had given Loki and considered it. “If it’s a big and powerful enough portal, siphoning who knows what through it, that would make sense that the ground trembles. Awfully irresponsible that the owner wouldn’t know.”

“Unless he’s in on it.”

“Well hopefully we’ll run into him tomorrow.”

“Not on the nude beach though.” Loki added absently, munching on the last of his food.

You groaned, resting your head on the table, “Don’t remind me.”

Loki chuckled, “Come now, love, only a week more of this, it will be lovely. Let’s get back to our room and figure out our sleeping arrangements.”

“I kinda hate you right now.” You grumbled.

“You can’t hate me pet, we’ve only been married one day.”

“My next husband better bring me here too.”

Loki laughed, a smile widening across his face as he gently kissed your cheek, his fingers playing with your hair. “Shall I carry you to bed?”

“No, you’ll make a scene. Every other guy here will think he has to in order to please his wife.”

“I would carry my wife, she would want for nothing.”

“She’d want a divorce, putting up with you.”

“You wound me.”

You straightened up, making sure you hadn’t actually upset him but Loki continued to grin at you, eyes alight with mischief. Rolling your eyes, you playfully shoved his chest. Loki caught your hand and pressed a kiss to the back of it.

“Shall we, love?”

You rolled your eyes again, “C’mon you goon, let’s go figure out how to sleep in that sex bed.”

Soulmates 2

Oh you know what time it is?!?! Time for the next installment of the Soulmates series! I’m glad everyone seemed to really like the first one and hopefully this one will measure up to it. Look how long the tag list got! I love you guys! 

Tag list: @i-kneel-for-king-loki @straight-outta-the-asylum @livingthestrongstyle @the-geekgoddes @geekoftv@planetahmane @ajstylesworld @littledeadrottinghood @thatwrestlingfan91@lovemybtrboys @wrestlingbabe @xstylesxclashx @littlebluespoon@gurimujox @superrezzy00 @stardustmoonlightflower @blondekel77@pjanina13 @wrestlingnoob @lady-laura-speaks@phenominalstyles @caffeineandreveries @llowkeys @littlemissava13 @vebner37 @ambrosegirlforever @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch  @skrillexslays13

Warnings: Fluff. (We’ll get to the good stuff. There’s a story to be told first.)
Word Count: 2419 (oops again)
Chapter One Linkage

Chapter Two: Kinetic

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Masterlist

GAME OF THRONES

Jaime Lannister

Tough love (Part one)

Tough love (Part two)

Jon Snow

No It Can Not Be

Imagine #1

I chose a wife

Hurtful Actions

Jaqen H’Ghar

The Savior 

Please Don’t Go

Tormund Giantsbain

Feisty little thing!

Robb Stark 

It Wasn’t Me!


THE VAMPIRE DIARIES/THE ORIGINALS

Damon Salvatore:

BFF or something more (Part 1)

BFF or something more (Part 2)

BFF or something more (Part 3)

Friends or…

Saying I love You

Klaus Mikaelson

One-Shot #1

Klaus’ Girl

His Witch 1

His Witch 2

His Witch 3

His Witch 4 (coming soon)

The Hybrid Ex

The Hybrid ex 2

CHRISTMAS PART 1

CHRISTMAS PART 2

Kol Mikaelson

One-Shot #1

He Does/He Doeson’t

Death 

Are you offering?

Elijah Mikaelson

Wifey, wifey

 Date night

Thank you

I’m Sorry

All Mikaelson sister 

Mikaelson Sister: Need Of A Family

Mikaelson Sister: Need Of A Family 2

Mikaelson Sister: Death Of A Sister

The All Powerful Sister Part 1

The All Powerful Sister Part 2

Alaric Saltzman

Imagine #1

Matt Donovan

Brothers, Secrets & Changes

Enzo

Bickering Children 

Jeremy Gilbert

Pillow Fight Got Steamy

Tyler Lockwood

In Time Of Grief

Dear Brother

Marcel Gerard

Mrs. Gerard


Teen wolf:

Derek Hale

Alpha Female

Alpha Female Part 2


Lord Of The Rings/The Hobbit

Thranduil

Thranduil’s guard

Thranduil’s guard part 2

Legolas

To the rescue

Frodo Baggins

A Little Crush!

SUICIDE SQUAD:

Joker

To the rescue 

Marry me

I’ll protect you

Killer croc

Long time no see


HARRY POTTER

Draco Malfoy

Foolish Way of Love


Glee:

Noah Puckerman


Marvel:

Bucky barns

Protective


Other:

Justin Bieber

Best friends on Ellen

Best friends on Ellen 2

Surprise!

Kit Harington 

 Jealous

Finnick Odair

 Just Us

A Friend In Need

Jared Leto

One-shotish

Oscars!

Joe Sugg

An Important Day

Chris Evans

Award show and announcement

Zac Efron

Meeting Mr. Efron

Meet Mr. & Mrs. Efron

Ken(Magic Mike):

I promise

Harry Styles:

Secret Girlfriend

Kit and Dakota: Part 1Part 2 – Part 3

Suki(avatar the last airbender):

Warrior in love

Prompt

A shy Loki story where he literally turns anyone into a small animal if he embarrasses himself in front of them. They’re not in a relationship yet. Something happens and he turns Tony into a cat or something equally adorable. He tries to flee, but Tony just keeps following him around. Loki can’t escape him even with magic. Tony bears witness to every embarrassing moment of Loki’s life. Loki is dying of embarrassment and finally turns Tony back, but only if he promises to stop following him and not say a word to anyone about what happens. When he’s human again Tony tells Loki how cute he is and frostiron happens.

This took me a lot longer than I thought it would but hey-ho, we got there in the end. Love a bit of fluffy Loki from time to time and this one was fun to write as a result. Little bit of a sassy reader this time, not taking no shit. Plus Pietro comes craaaawling back. ;) Requested by nerd-kat–hell-yes. Enjoy, my darlings!

Prompt:  Will there be a part two to the loki one??? Please i need it!

“No Apology Necessary” (Part 2)

Part 1

It had been a few weeks since your break up with Pietro. Every day since then, Loki had taken care of you, walking you from your room to the lab, in the morning, and back again at night. Though you could’ve thought it suffocating, you quickly realised how much you needed someone by your side, something constant, and you were happier than you could express that it was Loki. The act of consoling somebody seemed to be doing him some good too – he was becoming more compassionate and kinder, if not necessarily towards Pietro. Today however, Loki hadn’t come to call for you at the lab. He’d left earlier in the day to “do something” and hadn’t returned. The stars were beginning to break up the darkening sky and the moon peeked out above the horizon.

It had been a few weeks since your break up with Pietro. It was now or never. Loki had left earlier, during your lunch break, to “do something” and it was the first time he’d left your side save for the nights in several weeks. It had taken him much longer than he’d initially planned to run his errands (the streets of New York were much harder to navigate on his own) but he’d finally done it.

With each step that brought him closer to the lab, Loki’s heart got a little faster, for every step that brought him closer to the lab would bring him closer to the confession of his feelings for you. In his left hand was a large bouquet of carnations - he remembered a conversation many a night ago when you’d expressed your dislike of roses as a result of the thorns – and in his other hand was a paper bag that contained a blueberry muffin. All in all, Loki was feeling pretty impressed with himself.

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“Find solace in the night and your constellations.” Bard comforted, running his fingers through the elf’s silky hair.

“You’ll always have a place in my constellations, Dragon Slayer..” The king purred, stroking his cheek and trying not to break down right there.

For loki-the-elvenking and their story ‘You’ - Keaton Henson by AriannaLaufeyson on AO3. A songfic for one of my favorite music artists, and art now for what was a lovely, sad ficlet. 

So tell me, wise and mighty tumblr, has somebody written a 10 Things I Hate About You stucky au where Phil Coulson tricks Loki Odinson into paying Bucky Barnes to date that weird, uptight, goody-two-shoes Steve Rogers so that Phil will have a chance with Steve’s hot younger brother Clint?

Or is that something I’m gonna have to write my own damn self?

lemonl1ama  asked:

when and who did you find the percentage of blue you have in you super suit?

DP: Last week he had a team up with Hawkeye. He forgot he was deaf and had an entire conversation with him during the battle without relalizing it. Later he tried to call him to apologize, had a very awkward conversation with widow and then just sent a sorry card that played music. It was great to witness.