got to love cake

  • Tony: I'm glad my pain brings you joy, Bruce.
  • Bruce: It does. Immensely.
Melanie Martinez “Cry Baby” Sentence Meme

Cry Baby

“You take things so hard”
“ Your heart’s too big for your body” 
“ You don’t fucking care.” 
“ It’s not you, it’s them.” 
“ You’re one of a kind and no one understands.”
“ Your heart’s too big for your body.”
“I look at you and I see myself.”
“I don’t fucking care.”

Dollhouse

“We’ll be a perfect family.”
“ Everyone thinks that we’re perfect.”
“ Won’t you be a good sister/brother?”
“ I see things that nobody else sees.”
“ No one ever listens.”
“ Places, places, get in your places.”
“ Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.”
“Smile for the picture.”

Sippy Cup

“Blood still stains when the sheets are washed.”
“Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”
“ He/She doesn’t think I’m that fucking dumb does he/she?” 
“ He’s/She’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle.”
“If they give you a new pill then you will buy it.”
“ If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it.”
“ All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure.”
“ Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off.”

Carousel 

“ Will I catch up to love?”
“I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel.”
“ Oh, come, take my hand.”
“It’s all fun and games ‘til somebody falls in love.”
“Chasing after you is like a fairytale.”
“We’re always this close,”
“Right when I’m near, it’s like you dissapear.”
“ Where’d you go?”
“ Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?”

Alphabet Boy

“ You’ll never catch me cry.”
“ Fuck your degree.”
“ I’m not a little kid now.”
“ Are you smarter than me now?”
 “But you’re not my daddy and I’m not your dolly.”
 “”You think you’re smarter than me”

Soap

“Think I just remembered something.”
“ I’m tired of being careful.”
“ Let me under your skin.”
“ I said too much.”
“ Why do I always spill?”
“ Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap.”
“ God, I wish I never spoke.”
“ Think I got myself in trouble.”
“ I’m sick of all the games I have to play.”

Training Wheels

“ I carry band-aids on me now for when your soft hands hit the jagged ground.”
“ Promise I won’t push you straight to the dirt.”
“ Love everything you do.”
“ you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do.”
“ It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife/husband.”
“ I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say.”
“ Is this coming off in a cheesy way?”

Pity Party

“Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.”
 “ Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me.”
“ Just means there’s way more cake for me.”
“ It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.”
“ I wouldn’t have been trapped inside this hell that holds me.”
“ I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place.”
“It feels like I’m dying.”
“ I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames.”

Tag, You’re It

“I’ll cut you up and make you dinner.”
“ You’ve reached the end, you are the winner”
“ He chased me and he wouldn’t stop.”
“ Can anybody hear me? I’m hidden under ground.”
“Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it.”
“ I can taste your skin in my teeth.”
“I love it when I hear you breathing.”
“ I hope to God you’re never leaving”
“Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?”
“ Your mother said to pick the very best girl/boy and I am.”

Milk and Cookies

“I’m done with this.”
“ I’m fucking crazy, need my prescription filled.”
“ Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you.”
“ Ashes, ashes, time to go down.”
“ Do you want me now?”
 “Can’t take it anymore.”
“ Sing you a lullaby where you die at the end.”
“ Never want to see you again.”
“Shit behind the curtain that I’m sick of sugarcoatin’.”

Pacify Her

“Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours.”
“ She’s getting on my nerves.”
“ Stop lying with those words.”

Mrs. Potato Head

“Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic.”  
“ No one will love you if you’re unattractive.”
“ Is it true that pain is beauty?”
“ Do you swear you’ll stay forever?”
“ It’s such a waste.”

Mad Hatter

“ This dream, dream is a killer.”
 “ I really hate being safe.”
“ The normals, they make me afraid.”
“ The crazies, they make me feel sane.”
“ I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad.”
“ You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone”
“ So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”
“ Where is my prescription?”
“You can be Alice,I’ll be the mad hatter.”
“ That’s probably the reason that we get along.”

Play Date

“ Just me and you and you and me alone.”
“ I don’t want to play no games.”
“ I’m tired of always chasing, chasing after you.”
“ I don’t give a fuck about you anyways.”
“ Whoever said I gave a shit ‘bout you?”
“ I wish I didn’t care all the time.”
“ I never know what you need.”
“ You know I give a fuck about you everyday.”

Teddy Bear

“ Gave you love, put my heart inside you.”
“ I wasn’t scared.”
“ Should I be scared?”
“ How did love become so violent?”
“ Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.”
“ I didn’t outgrow you, I just didn’t know you.”
“ I’m fucking scared.”

Cake

“ I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave.” 
“ We’ve got all the ingredients except you loving me.”
“ I’m not a piece of cake.”
“ So I’m taking back what’s mine.”
 “ You’re just a piece of meat to me.”

Simon: *peeks out from behind menu he’s not reading*

Baz: *glares*

Simon: *visibly blushing*

Baz: *narrows eyes*

Simon: “So, I was feeling… something… and I did… something…”

Baz: *places down menu in the restaurant they’re sitting at* *takes deep breath* “Simon… what did you d-”

~music starts playing… sexy violins… romantic stylz music~

Waiter #1: *brings giant bouquet of roses*

Waiter #2: *brings giant red velvet cake to the table, adorned with many a decorative, edible flower*

Waiter #3: *brings comically large valentines card over (even though it’s only half way through January)

Baz: *actual rabbit in the headlights*

Simon: *starts babbing* “So, that feeling I was feeling was love and I got carried away and gosh, I was just thinking about everything and things and then you! And then I asked these waiters to come over here and bring all this stuff and so *takes deep breath* Basilton Grimm-Pitch… will you be my valentine?

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Simon: *puppy-dog eyes, looking adorable*

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Waiters: *uncomfortable squirming*

Baz: “SIMON SNOW WE ARE MARRIED!”

Simon: “Still…”

Waiters: *still uncomfortable, now also confused puppies*

Baz: *resigned sigh* Yes, I will be your valentine

Simon: *fist pumps in the air* *whooping and holling with pure joy* *high five’s confused waiters*

Baz: *blushes* *hides behind his menu and secretly grins at his adorable amazing sunshine husband and thanks his lucky stars he’s married to the most wonderfully amazing goofball in the whole wide world*

@carryon-valentines

anonymous asked:

NOW LISTEN U LIL' SHIET, WE LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOUR WORKS AND EVERYTHING YOU DO, YOU DESERVE MORE LOVE AND HUGS AND KISSES AND THERE'S A CAKE FOR YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT I DON'T EVEN KNOW GOD DAMMIT

ok

GUYS THIS HAPPENED!!!

i asked him to draw me a cactus BUT HE ALSO DREW ME A BIRTHDAY CAKE AND WROTE HBD since i told him it’s gonna be my birthday soon I LOVE THIS BOI

and can someone tell me what he wrote in korean plz coz i can never read his handwritings ;u; 

Friendly annual reminder that last year Lizzy got a lot more Valentine’s gifts and fan letters than Ciel.

Originally posted by his-fiancee

According to Yana’s tweets the characters who got the most Valentine’s gifts and letters last year (2016) were:

1. Yana >>>>> 2. Sebastian >>> 3.Grell >>> Lizzy >>> Ciel (lol) >>> Nina, William, Eric, Alan, Claude (they got 1 chocolate each).

[Other characters (UT, Grey, Vincent, etc) must have ranked somewhere between Grell and Nina.]


Poor Ciel, but he probably doesn’t really care about V Day to begin with, so it’s okay xD

Trying to explain OTPs
  • Friend: So I don't get the difference between shipping and OTPs? Like they're the same thing?
  • Me: No, think of someone you think is cute together.
  • Friend: Uh, ok.
  • Me: You ship them, but times that by about a thousand and they're you're OTP.
  • Friend: I still don't get it.
  • Me: Ok so think of something that you love.
  • Friend: Got it, cake.
  • Me: Now does it make you happy to see that cake everyday? Would you die for that cake? Would you travel thousands of miles just to see that cake? Would you get on your hands and knees and crawl into the fiery pits of Hell for that cake?
  • Friend: But it's just cake.
  • Me: Oh my god.
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today i went to a birthday party for the resident blue and gold macaw at the adoption facility i got March from! her name is Bosley and she loves attention. she even got her own bird-day cake! but she wanted the walnut more.

EDIT: Bosley is missing her feathers because her former owners were heavy smokers and it caused damage to her skin, so much so that her feathers never grew back. she is very well taken care of at the adoption facility!!

thefuzzyliz  asked:

IN HONOR OF BAKUGOU'S BIRTHDAY- AKA 4/20- may we see a scenario with his s/o wishing him a happy birthday as class 1-A memes on him. Like they could bring him cake and someone in the class is like "blAZE IT 4/20!!" 😂 Katsuki very confused the whole time. Btw I love your blog, by far funniest headcanons! 💕💕 keep up the work!

I swear to god this started out more seriously but it just devolved into crack and I love you for saying such sweet things. I’m much better at funny than romance.


“Here comes the birthday boy, here comes the birthday boy!” 

“A good and special friend on his special day!”

“Happy birthday to youuuuu!”

Between Kirishima’s strange baby tone, Kaminari’s odd declerations of affection and Mina’s opera rendition of happy birthday he was ready to go back to bed and call the day off. He knew they must have planned something.

“Will you lot just be fucking quiet. It’s my day and you shitheads aren’t ruining it.”

He sighed as he saw his collective group of friends all put on their sad puppy dog faces… He wasn’t going to be soft. Nope, not this time. If they wanted him to play along they could go straight to hell… ‘I suppose I could let them have a little fun with this’.

“Fiiine. But I swear to God you all better not do this outside the dorms.”


After this his morning was incident free, a few members of the class wished him a happy birthday and some even gave him cards and small gifts, but nothing extravagant. 

He didn’t like it. It was quiet. It was suspicious. He didn’t know what was going to happen but he was bracing himself for inevitable embarrassment. 

Class dragged on and he began feeling a little more safe. Now all he had to do was sneak back to dorms and enjoy the cake him mom had sent in. He could almost taste freedom when the entire room went dark. 

He looked around, trying to get his bearings; he could hear light footsteps… definitely coming towards him. They got closer and closer and he began focusing on where to aim his blast. A loud shout got his attention and-

“HAPPY BIRTHD-”

*bang*

He blasted the enemy in front of him…. only to find it was Kirishima holding an obnoxiously large, now destroyed and a little on fire cake… that had splattered onto the crowd of people behind his friend. 

Everything was silent. He’d never fucked up so badly in his life and he wasn’t sure if he should apologise or laugh.

“420 BLAZE IT!!!”

Finally the noise and the laughter came, people began apologising to him for surprising him like that, others were wiping frosting off their face and for some reason that phrase was being echoed around the room. What the hell did they mean? Was this because his cake caught fire?

“I blazed it real good???”

Shy Guy (and related species) Ratings

A good regular Shy Guy! He’s always trying his best. 10/10

Nasty boy. Will try to steal your money and possibly baby. 9/10

This guys is a friend and helper of the Yoshis! 11/10 What a good guy!

A good strong general!! He just wants to be a good leader and play in a magic toybox, even if he is holding a Star Spirit hostage. 12/10

Big ghostie. He just wants to be left alone in the dark. But he did kidnap a baby so points docked for that. 8/10

An alien Shy guy! How very unique! I bet he’s a great captain too. 10/10

A very elite soldier!! Look at his backpack. He looks ready for anything! 12/10 Always good to be prepared!!

Hulu is a girl Shy Guy! She loves to dance and would love to teach anyone!!! 14/10 Such a good girl!!

Just an ordinary food-loving shy guy. 11/10 Would love to bake him a cake!

He’s got a mask on his mask! Mask Mask!! 13/10

OP Chapter 869 Reaction

The One Piece/Strawhat crew fan in me: oh sh*t! they’re fudging doomed!

The Sanami shipper in me: ASFGHIDGJFYDBKDHIFNKEJDYHT! I could live off this for weeks! Ladeedadeeda~

Shirtless and Cake. What a great combo.

Request: 26. No shoes, no shirt, no problem. 27. Oh, damn. 30. I love you…and cake too. Maybe a little more than cake. With Juice.

A/N: Kinda short

Coming home to Juice working on his bike without his shirt on was a surprise but a pleasant surprise. You didn’t say anything as you stood in the garage opening and just watched your man work.

“Oh, damn.” You said, making him jump. He turned around and gave you a perfect view of his lovely chest. You smirked at him as he looked at you surprised.

“Hey, baby. I didn’t know you were home.” He said as he made is way over to you.

You wrapped your arms around his neck and smiled at him. “Well, if I knew what I was coming home to, I would’ve come home a lot sooner.” You told him. He laughed.

“Oh, yeah?”

“Yeah, I like the view.” You told him as you then ran your fingertips over his arms and across his collarbones. You felt him shiver.

“Hey. No shoes, no shirt, no problem.” He teased you.

You giggled. You sighed as you let him go. “Well, I’d love to stay but I got a cake in the oven.”

His face lit up at the mention of cake. “Cake? I love cake.” You started walking back into the house.

You turned around and put your hand to your chest as if you were seriously hurt. “What?! I thought you loved me?!”

He laughed but walked up to you and put his hands on your arms. “I love you….and cake too.” He looked in deep thought for a moment. “Maybe a little more than cake.” He chuckled and pecked you on the lips as you giggled.

Sunshine // Lee Taeyong

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the prompt: song based scenario Taeyong with “Monsta X-Blind”? If you don’t do korean song, make it “earned it-the weeknd”

words: 1156

category: song rec + blurb

author note: bubbly!reader and infatuated!taeyong bc i can’t seem to write any other kind of taeyong tbh. (also I think by now you guys know that when given a song request I run with it so I’m sorry if it has nothing to do with the actual song.)

- destinee

Originally posted by taeyongsolo

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