got this for only 5 bucks

Feel free to fight me on this, but 20 bucks says the next time someone roughs Neil up on the court, the first person to knock that son of a bitch out is gonna be ya boi Matt Boyd, Neil Josten Protection Squad Chairman and President.

im like 99% certain this exact scenario has happened on at least 3 separate occasions:

Barista: That’ll be 5 bucks please.
Steve: 5 bucks? Dammit, I only got one.
Bucky:….did you just…no, you have none, im going home i can’t be seen with you after that
Steve: it’s funny because his names Bucky
Barista: right…so are you gonna pay for this, or?

High School Related Dialogue Prompts

•"No! You can’t mix those chemicals together, they’ll-“
• “Quit trying to woo me with your lame jokes; we have a project to do.”
• “Yeah um… Thanks for catching that basketball before it hit me.”
• “Homework buddies?”.
• “You and I are the only ones who take this class seriously, so partners?”
• “This is vandalizing!”. “It’s writing our initials on a broken desk, chill.”
• “I’m so lost, please help.”
• “ Stupid freshma-.“ “I’m a senior so shut the hell up.”
• “Bet you can’t beat me in the pacer.”
• “Just get the flipping burger and stop holding up the line!”.
•"You need to train me before the season starts or I have no hope of making the team.“
• “Please, I need the answers for 1-10, just this one time.” “Oh so the future Yale alumni didn’t do their homework?”. “I’ll let you cheat off my test.” “Fine.”
• “I’ll give you my last stick of gum in exchange for the WiFi password.”
• “Whoever is making the locker room smell like lilacs, tell me what you’re buying.”
• “You need volunteer hours for National Honor Society, please just tutor me.”
• “Five points off for neatness, what the heck!”. “Have you seen your handwriting?”.
• “Meet me behind the school after class.”
• “Excuse me, would you like to read that note in front of the whole class?”. “Sure why not, but I’m warning you it’s not exactly PG.”
• “Crap! Did I just give you a concussion with my locker door?”.
• “I can’t go to homecoming alone; I’ll look like a loser.” “Same. We can go together to avoid the embarrassment if you want.”
• “I forgot about the no spaghetti strap rule, give me your hoodie before a teacher notices.”
• “If you make me late for class again I’ll tell my angry Spanish teacher that I was temporarily kidnapped.”
• “Next time there’s a lock down and we’re all squished in a corner, can you not dig your elbow into my stomach?”.
• “Wrong bathroom, bud.” “I’m aware, I was meeting someone.” “Well it looks like that someone isn’t coming, but I can hear the jangling keys of a teacher who is.”
• “Well sitting 3 to a seat in a crowded bus is not fun.” “You practically sitting on my lap was.”
• “My amazing acting skills in the romance scene have nothing to do with my opinion of you at all.”
• “This was supposed to be a simple class skit not an entire play.”
• “The school library is closed for renovations, so my house it is.”
• “Why would you call me ‘sweetheart’ at the open house night? Now my parents think there’s something going on between us.”
• “I don’t have a crush on him, I just admire his dedication to the sport… Okay, he does have a killer body but that’s not the point.”
• “I’m going to be valedictorian because I worked my ass off for it. I’ll be damned if you take that away from me.”
• “It was supposed to be a simple four mile run for cross country practice. I had to carry you two miles back to the school.”
• “Omg, we’re twinning! … Sorry that sounded really obnoxious.” “No, it’s fine. By the way, good fashion choice.”
• “What the fudge, you spilled ketchup on me you son of a … wait you’re cute. Wait, did I just say that out loud?”.
• “Why would you invite me of all people to the party?”. “Well I was kinda hoping you could be my designated driver. . .”.
• “Thank God for field trips.”
• “I’m so hungry, just give me a chip.”
• “Are those my missing gel pens? You thieving-.”
• “Hey, come back here! You left your phone…”
• “Wanna start a club?”
• “No PDA on school property; you’re going to get us in trouble.”
• “Why was your traitorous ass wearing the other team’s colors?”.
• “We both know that whoever makes the best cookies is going to win student council president.” “Well I happen to be a great baker.”
• “I know you’re my fake prom date, but I really need a good instagram picture.”
• “Senior trip is gonna be lit.”
• “For the gender reversal football game, I’ll sign up to be a cheerleader if you agree to play in the game.”
• “The bus isn’t gonna be here for another 4 minutes and it’s pouring. Just get under the umbrella.”
• “We should memorize a conversation in French and walk into the class saying it so the teacher is impressed.”
• “Why are little hand sanitizer containers in your lunch box not a thing anymore?”. “All good things must come to an end at some point.”
• “I’ll bet you five bucks I got a worse test score.”
• “Why are we the only 2 people in this classroom? The bell rang 5 minutes ago.”
• “Practice ended early and I don’t have a ride until later. I guess in stuck here for another 45 minutes.”
• “I swear to God, poke me with that pencil again and I’ll make you regret it.”
• “Being the ‘hot’, mysterious new kid doesn’t give you a free pass to be a jerk.”
• “Of course someone had to print a 60 page packet when I need my essay printed by next period.”
• “Okay I’ll be nice and carry your books for you, but only because I broke your arm.”

Like I’m no fancy economist but all I’m sayin is if movie tickets went back to being five bucks I would most definitely be watching all these sub-par mediocre blockbusters because the tickets would only be FIVE DOLLARS like shit that’s just five bucks why the fuck not I got nothing better to do than sit in dark room with a bunch of strangers for two hours enjoying some mindless entertainment whereas NOW, when tickets are like…10?11 dollars? You gotta fuckin CHOOSE, man! like that movie looks and sounds interesting…..but is it REALLY worth it???


In conclusion I am poor and cinemas should go back to being cheap entertainment like in oldentimes pls

The lifting fandom really pisses me off.

I am always finding ways to save money. In order to comfortably treat myself, I have to care for myself. Providing food for me and my little family (my best friend and our pets), getting new clothes (people say clothes aren’t important, but they are. You wear them every day), making sure I have gas in my tank, cleaning products, and products to maintain a good hygine.

We have a lot of priorities. Sometimes we may not be able to buy that foundation, or that book, or that lotion. We would NEVER lift it. There are ways to obtain free products without shoplifting, you know.

1. Want that new book? If you cannot find a copy online (inb4 torrenting is illegal, you can get some books free online. I got the monstrosity known as “Stones to Abbigail” for free via amazon), go to your bookstore. Buy some coffee or a snack if you want and read it there. You may not finish it in one day, but tomorrow or next month you can come back and finish it. Just write/save the page #.

2. Want that makeup product? Ask for a sample! They are happy to give you one. Lush and Sephora give me samples all the time. I actually got samples frequently of this hair stuff from Lush until I was able to afford it. 

3. Want to lift that pet? DON’T. So many animals are running wild, waiting to be rescued, or were abandoned. I got my last two cats for free, because they were kittens roaming the streets. You don’t need to go to a pet store and steal a cat/dog and throw it in a bag. Also, if you are willing to lift an animal, then DON’T GET IT. Medical bills, shots, fixing, food, toys, ect are all a part of raising an animal. 

4. Don’t lift food. Just don’t. Instead, take on the hobby of couponing. Watch a few episodes of Extreme Couponers. I’ve seen people get 400 dollars worth of groceries and it comes out to be only 15 bucks. Also, Dollar General is your best friend. I once got a month’s worth of groceries for 22 dollars. 

5. Just because you were not arrested, does not mean you weren’t caught. A business I was working at last year got their tip jar stolen. They couldn’t even access the video footage because the owner had the codes to get in, and he was having a life-threatening surgery. But we knew who did it, we knew the car, we knew everything. People did this often to us, because it was literally just a bucket. The owner wouldn’t get a steal-proof one for some odd reason. We mentally 86′d them though. And why would yo want to be 86′d from a place? You can’t buy from them anymore, especially if its a local business.

God, I fucking hate thse lifters I swear to god.

Part 1 :Jeff Atkins series

“Y/N!” Hannah yelled running up to me to caught up making me giggle.
“Hey Chica”
“ Did you know the Baseball team is having a little puff league? To raise money and I think you should do it”
“ A little what?” I answering sincerely confused
“ You know like a baseball game for us girls to play the guys are gonna be coaches and stuff like that at least that’s what I heard ”
“Ohh” i said rolling my eyes as I saw her intentions she knew I had a crush on the oh so infamous player Jeff Atkins but then again who didn’t?
“So then by "us girls ” you mean your doing it to?“ I shot back
"Heck no that’s not my thing but I will go support you ”
“ oh yeah right, because I’m totally gonna do that”
“Why not? Ahhh,,, it little miss Y/N turning into a chicken”
That certainly caused me to glare at her if there was one thing I couldn’t turn down it way a taut or challenge ,and Hannah knew this all to well.
“How about if you do it I’ll be your personal cheerleader and monets on me for the next month ?” Hannah proposed.
“Well you do know how much I like free drinks… hmmm ok fine I’m probably gonna lose on my first attempt anyway ”
“That a girl come on lets go sign you up ”
I smiled as we linked arms and walked into the school building towards our lockers.
“Hey helmet ” Hannah called as she saw Clay walking in front of us.
“Oh hey Hannah, and Y/N”
I simply Smiled.
“So Helmet, you going to that little baseball thing?”
You smirking seeing her interest and clays oblivion.
Clay shrugged walking with you two ,“ I don’t know probably not but, knowing Jeff he’ll most likely make me go”
That made Hannah nudge me in the side and made me roll my eyes.
“Well I’m gonna go sign up Humans see you later”, I said seeing the sign up table and getting a weird third wheeling feel.
They both said bye as I walked toward the table once there I saw only Montgomery and Bryce sitting there probably to hit on girl I thought.
“ Well would you look at who we have here” Bryce said making me give a nonchalantly smile. And making Montgomery perk up and grin at me.
“Well hi there ” he winked making me feel repulse, I saw Him do this daily he would hit on anything with boobs and an ass.
“ you signing up Y/N? Funny how you sign up for this but never sign up for on of my party’s” Bryce said smiling
“Yeah not my things ” I answered reaching for the pen which Montgomery took off the table
“Why not talk to us first a little before signing up? Who know we might be the ones coaching you” he taunted with the pen
“I Would rather no-” I started but got cut off
“Come on guys give her the pen and quit bugging her then we won’t raise any money ” Jeff told the guys in his cool natural state only making them smirk and raise an eyebrow. When I turned to face him he smiled and handed me the pen Montgomery handed him I signed the sheet basically simple bring 5 bucks after school first name last initial and phone number I and handed the pen back to him
“Thanks”
“No problem, see you there Y/L”
I slightly smiled and walked away slight crush struck was that a word no did I care no,, and then it hit me how the heck did he know my name? I thought we never spoke before… he was a grade above mine.
~~skip to lunch because I have writers block

“Hi human amigos” I said sitting out side with clay and Hannah
“ Y/N” clay said
“ munchkin ” Hannah replied rolling her eyes playfully.
“How did signing up go?” She asked
“Umm, ok I guess kinda weird”
“ why weird?” Clay cut in
“Oh umm I’m not sure someone knew my name and it was strange to me that’s all”
“Oh I see ”
“ I mean you did sign your name right? That’s probably why” Hannah cut in
“No it was my last name and I only but my initial” I answered taking a bit of the small pack of fruit salad I had.
“ who was it?”
“No one ” I said “Hannah’s probably right ”
“It’s Atkins ” she answers nonchalantly making me shot death glares and of if looks could kill
“Ohhh” clay said “you do know he knows how you are right? ” he said grinning slight knowledge this making me cock my head simply showing a no with slight irritation he noticed that but not Hannah wow I thought they’re something different
“Ok, so I tutor Jeff in the library and one time we saw you run in there with Hannah hiding from someone or something like that I’m not sure well he asked me who you where since he never seen you around that he’d seen Hannah at a few party’s but not you and I told him your name and stuff”
“Why didn’t you ever tell me this ”
“I told Hannah at work once but don’t think she was paying attention”
We both turned to her as she was lost in he own world smiling and picking at her food
“See” he told me making me laugh
“yeah ”
“speaking of the devil” Clay said out of no where more to himself than to us.
“Hey guys ” Jeff said sitting at your table out of nowhere making Hannah snap back.
“Hi Atkins”
“Hello Baker, and Miss Y/N”
“What’s up Jeff?” Clay asked making Jeff turn away from Hannah and myself.
“Oh right I have to cancel today’s tutor group or push it back since we group up for the puff baseball thing today ”
“ oh ok that’s fine it’s up to you we can meet up after or tomorrow ”
When you heard tomorrow you slightly turned to Hannah clay ways gonna help you tomorrow.
“Afters good” Jeff answered slightly to your disappointment

(A/N: HA bet you thought I was gonna make it the same day btw make it drama or make it fluff? Message me and let me know please!)

“Ok it’s settled” he said standing up and going to. “Oh and see you on the field Y/L don’t let me down that means don’t be late and win for me "he joked smiling and winked? Walking away,,, did Jeff Atkins wink at me? He was messing around right? Was it in my head? I turned to Hannah and Clay who where both grinning from ear to ear "oh god” I thought knowing I was flushed “this is gonna be a long day”

anonymous asked:

Hey guys, so i just read "body studies" and i was wondering if you could recommend more fics like that or direct me towards a tag. Thank you. (Im a bit new so i still have trouble navigating)

Body Studies by Ark 

hmmm okay so here are a few fics where bucky poses for steve

Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls by AllonsyHelen

Bucky’s tips for what to do when you find yourself standing naked in a hot guy’s living room while he draws you for an art school assignment:
1) DON’T tell him you’re in a band that was once called Fusion of the Empty Goose.
2) DO flex. Everything. A lot.
3) DON’T picture said hot guy naked.
4) When you end up picturing him naked, DON’T apologize for your erection. This will force him to respond to the fact that your penis is hard.
5) DON’T joke about how the fact that he’s paying you makes you like a prostitute. This will lead to him awkwardly rescinding his offer to pay you, and you are a poor college dropout. The money is the ONLY reason you’re doing this.
6) DO kill Natasha for setting this up.

Five Times Bucky Modelled For Steve by Selenay 

The first time Steve drew Bucky, he had purple hair like something out of a cartoon.

“I don’t have a brown,” Steve said when he got to Bucky’s hair. “Sorry. It got broken.”

Sketch by osprey_archer

“Jesus Christ, Buck, I want to draw you.”

Draw me?” Bucky drawled. “Is that what the kids are calling it these days?”

Steve walks in while Bucky is cleaning his metal arm.

on the catwalk by biblionerd07

Bucky just wanted Steve to draw him. So he started posing…without Steve knowing about it.

Sadie Black (Chapter 3)

Originally posted by twihardverse

PREVIOUS PART

It had been two weeks since Jake had first shifted and now that he knew about the pack we were getting back to how things were before. But that fact that he was still so butthurt about not being able to talk to Bella was straining our relationship. I really didn’t like that girl.

Especially since she wouldn’t stop calling our house. Dad was about to take apart the phone he was so fed up with her calling every hour of every day. I guess telling her that Jake had mono wasn’t exactly working anymore.

Just the other day she spent the entire day sitting outside our house in her clunky old truck, waiting to see if he would make an appearance. He had made an appearance, but it was when he had driven me home from Emily’s. But he didn’t stay, he had patrol that night with Embry.

As I walked into the house, I could see her staring at Jacob sadly, but when she made eye contact with me it instantly turned into a glare. I hurried into the house, not looking back.

The next night though, I heard Jake sneak out of the house. I knew he wasn’t on patrol because it was Paul and Jared’s turn. I could never sleep when he had patrol so I was in the kitchen getting a snack when Jake had snuck by and out the door. I had a slight suspicion that he had gone to Bella’s house.

That suspicion was confirmed when Bella showed up at our house the next day. She pushed her way past my dad and wouldn’t take no for an answer. She had stormed right past me and into Jacob’s room, slamming the door behind her. He had been sleeping, but that changed pretty quickly.

I rolled my eyes and went to my room to do some homework. Even with all this werewolf stuff going on I still had school.

It’d been half an hour and I could still hear Jacob and Bella talking in the other room, but at least they weren’t yelling anymore.

Just as I heard the door to Jake’s room open up, I saw the rest of the pack walk out of the woods. I quickly stepped out of my room, shoving Bella slightly as I ran out the front door.

“Hey baby,” Paul greeted me as I ran into his arms. I kissed him happily, it’d been a few days since I had seen him.

“What did you do!?” Bella yelled angrily before I could greet the others. I turned around in Paul’s arms so my back was up against his chest to look over and saw that she was stomping across the yard towards us.

“What did you do!?” she repeated, coming up and shoving Sam. “What did you do to him!?”

“Easy,” Sam warned Jared when he growled and stepped up to intervene.

“He didn’t want this!” she yelled.

“What did we do?” Paul snarled at her. “What did he do? What’d he tell you?”

“Both of you calm down,” Sam ordered, putting a hand on Paul’s shoulder. I gripped one of Paul’s hands that was resting on my stomach, trying to help him calm down. Lately we had been working on his anger issues.

“Nothing!” she responded, ignoring Sam. “He tells me nothing because he’s scared of you.”

At this comment, I had to let out a laugh. She thought that she knew what she was talking about, but she had no idea.

“And you!” she turned to me. “You’re his sister! You were supposed to stick by him! Do you know how upset he was when you left him for this douchebag?”

“I think that you need to shut the fuck up before I slap you,” I muttered angrily.

“You betrayed him! You joined this stupid drug gang and it tore him apart! You’re such a bitch sometimes Sadie.”

I laughed again at this, but that may not have been my smartest move. She raised her hand up and before anyone could stop her, she punched me in the face. I lost my balance and if Paul wasn’t holding me I definitely would’ve fallen over.

I would’ve jumped her if I didn’t feel Paul start to shake behind me. I turned in his arms, reaching up to hold his trembling face in my hands.

“Paul!” I called out to him, but he was so angry he couldn’t even hear that I was speaking to him. “Paul get it together! I’m fine, see? I’m complet-hey!”

Sam had grabbed me around the waist and separated me from Paul. Fuck this werewolf strength. No matter how hard I struggled, I couldn’t get away from him.

“Bella, back up! Paul!” Sam yelled out from behind me. “Calm down!”

“Let go of me,” I struggled as Paul started to convulse, punching at Sam’s arms to try to get him to let go. “I can calm him down, he’s been doing well.”

“Sadie, I’m not letting you near him when he’s like this,” Sam growled at me. “And you know why.”

I stopped struggling at this comment. I barely even noticed Bella running towards the house. What I did notice was Jake running and shifting to fight back at Paul, who had also shifted. I whimpered, watching Jacob and Paul start to fight and make their way into the woods.

“I’ll take care of it,” Sam reassured me before turning to Jared and Embry. “Take Sadie and Bella to Emily’s place.”

“I guess the wolf’s out of the bag,” Embry chuckled, running ahead to help Bella off the ground. Jared wrapped an arm around my shoulder and lead me to Bella’s truck and helped me get up into the trunk.

“Paul’s gonna get angry all over again when that bruises,” Jared laughed, looking closely at my eye. “It’s already started.”

“Great,” I grumbled. The ride to Emily’s was silent for the most part.

“I think we should go back and make sure Jacob’s okay,” Bella said when we pulled into Emily’s. I ignored her, walking towards the house.

“I hope Paul sinks some teeth in him,” Jared replied. “Serves him right.”

“No way!” Embry responded. “Jacob’s a natural! Did you see him phase on the fly? 5 bucks Paul doesn’t touch him.”

They both turned and saw that Bella hadn’t moved from the truck.

“Come on in, Bella!” Embry called over to her. “We don’t bite.”

“Speak for yourself,” I muttered so quietly only their wolf senses could hear it, walking into the house as Embry gave her the spiel about Emily’s scars.

“Are you guys hungry?” Emily’s voice called out from the kitchen.

“Do you even have to ask?” I laughed at her comment.

“Sadie!” she gasped when she got a look at my face. “What happened to your eye?”

“Why don’t you ask this bitch?” I said, motioning towards Bella as she walked through the door.

“Who’s this?” she asked, being as polite as she always is.

“Bella Swan, who else?”

“Hmm, so you’re the vampire girl?” she asked, walking over to the freezer and grabbing a bag of frozen peas.

“So you’re the wolf girl?” Bella fired back.

“I guess so,” Emily chuckled, pressing the cold bag up to my eye. “Well, I’m engaged to one.”

“Ow,” I muttered, flinching away from the coldness, taking if off for a second.

“You keep that bag on your eye, young lady,” Emily ordered and I grumbled in response, sitting down at the table with Jared and Embry, who were laughing at me getting in trouble with Emily.

Emily reached over us, setting down a huge plate of muffins, which the boys instantly reached over to grab.

“Save some for your brothers. And ladies first,” she told them, smacking their hands away from the plate before turning to Bella. “Muffin?”

“Sure thanks,” Bella whispered, walking over hesitantly.

“Leave it to Jacob to find a way around Sam’s gag order,” Emily said to no one in particular.

“He didn’t say anything to me,” Bella defended my brother.

“It’s a wolf thing,” Embry responded. “Alpha’s orders get obeyed whether we want to or not. And check it out, we can hear each other’s thoughts.”

“Shut up!” Jared said playfully and I laughed at his antics. “These are trade secrets! Damn it! This chick runs with vampires.

“You can’t really run with vampires,” she told them. “Cause they’re fast.”

“Yeah? Well we’re faster,” Jared responded matter-of-factly. “Freaked out yet?”

“You’re not the first monster’s I’ve met.”

“Jake’s right,” Sam’s voice filled the room as he entered the house. “You’re good with weird.”

Sam walked towards Emily, giving her a kiss on the lips and then pecking her all over her face, making her laugh. With her distracted, I slowly took the bag of peas off my eye. It was still way too cold.

Paul and Jacob came in next, pushing each other, still play fighting. I guess this distracted Emily enough from Sam and she saw the bag of peas on the table. I didn’t move, maybe she wouldn’t do anything.

I thought wrong. She grabbed my hand with one hand and the bag of peas in the other and gently made me hold it to my eye.

“Unless you want a black, swollen eye for school on Monday I suggest you keep this on,” she told me sternly.

“But it’s cold,” I complained.

“I’ll keep you warm, babe,” Paul winked at me, and if the cold peas weren’t on my face I would’ve blushed. He grabbed my other hand and pulled me over to the couch, pulling me into his arms.

We kept to ourselves for the most part, ignoring the other’s and their conversations with Bella. He held the bag of peas to my face as I cuddled into his bare chest. We stayed like that for awhile until the conversation of vampires came up.

We both listened in, hearing that there was another vampire besides the one that they had already killed, and apparently she was even more vicious than that one. Paul’s arm pulled me closer to him.

“I’m not worried,” I whispered to him, knowing what was worrying him. “You’ll keep me safe.”

Upside Down (part 1)

Intro: Hello and welcome to Kaity’s heart in post form.  If you need me, I am currently 600 kilometers deep in the Scotty trashcan, with no sign of escape (not that I want to).  So please enjoy all my feelings out in the open.  This fic ended up being 7,500 words long so I split it up into multiple parts.  Some are long, some are short.  All are good.  I hope. 

Pairing: Scotty x reader (and best friend!Jim Kirk)

Word Count:1,454

Warnings: totally 100% fake engineering everything, (I was too lazy to actually come up with proper terms so I just made up words), eventual injury, swears.

Summary: So basically the starting point for this fic was Scotty x reader who loves engineering as much as he does.  So that’s where I went with this fic.  You are second-in-command engineer and Scotty one day ends up being in charge, much to your chagrin.  You butt heads.  Scotty gets hurt.  Feelings get hurt (mostly my own).  Welcome to my trashcan.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

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“So you’re saying you would never have sex with me.”

“James Tiberius Kirk if you were the last person on earth I would copulate with a turtle before I even considered you.” You deadpanned, strapping your tool belt to your hips as you got ready to leave and turned to the frowning Captain who was leaning against the door frame. 

“Really funny.” Jim griped sarcastically, and you sauntered up to him, swinging your hips in just the right way, and you saw his eyes fall and he shook his head. 

“It’s only funny because it’s true, Jimbo.” You reached up and slapped his cheek twice, flashing a million dollar smile before pushing past him. 

“You know, this means I owe Uhura 5 bucks.” Jim called as you made your way to the engineering room. 

“That’s your own fault, you idiot.” You called back, laughing as you turned down the next hallway, finally out of his sight.  

“Hey, Bobby!” You shouted as you entered the automated doors, instantly smiling at the comforting smell of metal and sound of whirring machinery. 

“Lass, what’s with all the yelling?” An unfamiliar voice sounded from somewhere in the room and you leaned over the railing to look down and saw a man in a red shirt looking up at you. 

Suddenly, a hard hand clapped you on the shoulder and you nearly jumped out of your skin.

Spinning around you saw Jim again and scowled, taking a few deep breaths to calm your nerves. 

“Yeah, Bobby doesn’t work here anymore.” Jim said matter-of-factly. 

Your jaw fell open in disbelief, “What!?”

“He had to take sudden leave for… reasons, and this is his replacement.  Get up here Scotty!” Jim yelled and you continued to look at him incredulously. 

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I think the smile says it all. We didn’t get placed and only got 5,4 (= 54%) as score, but, suprisingly, the judge’s protocol was very positive, almost no negative comments except for “tense” and several bucking fits (lmao Finn you devil). They complimented Finn’s gaits and straight halt, contact etc. Also no shit talking my seat which is definitely shit-talking-material. I’m happy that he calmed down after throwing his ass in the air instead of cantering at E and that I could ride on as if nothing happend. The second horse I was riding the test with was also incredibly nervous, but Finn didn’t join in whenever that one spooked (instead, he spooked 100% on his own, wow :’DD). Anyway, seeing as this was our first proper show for both me and him, I’m proud of surviving with a somewhat acceptable result. HE ALSO LOOKS CUTE AF IN SHOW GEAR.

anonymous asked:

I work for a chain restaurant in Canada named after a certain state (think Disney show about a pop star). today was my first day. I had 3 tables of like 6-7 people each. I screwed up the orders at 2 tables because they were so similar and they were like super nice about it which I liked. they even left decent tips (I got like 20 from each of the tables). but the only table I didn't screw up was like "lol keep the change" on their order (the change was like 5 bucks).

“Heyyyy! Was wondering if you can do a writing about being Collins love interest in Dunkirk and off screen you both have the most flirty and confusing friendship and later everyone finds out you started dating ❤️✌️”


You were in Jacks hotel room along with Fionn, Tom, Harry, and Aneurin. Filming has been going on for about two months now and it has been going perfectly. The boys agreed to meet in Jacks room being he always took the longest.

“Hey, button?” Jack asked from the mirror as he combed his blonde hair back. You were laid in his bed while the boys were scattered around the small hotel room. 

“Yeah?” you called out as you kept staring at your phone.

“Can ye hand me that shirt in my suitcase? The blue one”

He was finishing getting ready for the dinner you all had scheduled. You hummed in response. You grabbed the shirt and handed it to him before slapping his bum. 

“Ye minx” he smirked before he pulled the shirt over his chest. “Hate ye”

“You love me” you smiled.

The boys all exchanged looks and decided to ignore it. They knew you guys were just friends but they all had bets going just in case. At dinner, you had ordered a fruity liquor while he got a beer.

“Lemme taste that” he mumbled as he took your straw in between his lips. You grabbed his beer and took a small sip. You face contorted.

“Still hate that” you said in disgust.

“I dont understand ye both” Aneurin smirked. “Ye act like ye dating but you insist ‘your love is only on set’…bullshit!”

“Theres more to that whole situation…” Harry grinned as he pointed to you both.

“Collins and Anne coming to real life” Fionn joked.

“We’ve been dating for like a month now” you admitted with your lip between your teeth.

“Oi, you owe me 5 bucks!” Fionn yelled excitedly at Tom. 

“I knew it” Aneurin laughed.


Mz. Hyde

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Pairing: Kenny Omega/Nathalie(OC)

Summary: Nathalie Blake and Kenny Omega have a mutual hate/hate relationship but when they end up stuck together alone in an arena will things change between them for the better or for the worse?


Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC, Nathalie.  World Wrestling Entertainment, New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor own everything else. I also don’t own Halestorm’s lyrics.

Warning the First: I’ve only been watching New Japan and Ring of Honor on a regular basis for about 6 months, I’m doing research but I’m probably still gonna get a bunch of stuff wrong.


Warning the Second: This takes place in a completely Kayfabe universe, with some events that happened in real life (such as Seth’s leaked nudes, Seth cheating on his girlfriend) still taking place. So stage names are real names here, matches and storylines are real not scripted.


Warning the Third: That Kayfabe universe? It’s mine. So things will definitely happen that never happened in any of the promotions I’m writing about. Especially once we hit WWE cause lord knows I’m rewriting the fuck out of that mess.


This story was supposed to be a one shot request for my Tumblr bestie @theworldiscolorful Then a combination of me watching the G1 Climax and The infamous DM caused this shit to drink a Red Bull and grow fucking wings.



                                                   Mz.Hyde

Originally posted by mith-gifs-wrestling

In the daylight,
I’m your sweetheart,
Your goody-two-shoes prude is a work of art.
But you don’t know me,
And soon you won’t forget,
Bad as can be, yeah you know I’m not so innocent


It definitely wasn’t love at first sight, it was probably something a bit closer to hate. When Nathalie first met Kenny Omega she couldn’t stand him. She had joined ROH to valet for her friends The Young Bucks and unfortunately that meant periodically dealing with the egotistical leader of The Elite.


Nathalie put the final touches on her make up and hair as she got ready to escort Nick and Matt to the ring for their Tag Team Title match against the Hardyz.

She wasn’t exactly looking forward to it. Matt Hardy kind of freaked her out and she really didn’t want to deal with Reby’s brand of crazy

Nick and Matt were on the other side of the locker room Facetiming that asshole Omega.  The only real downside to being the Bucks valet was having to deal with their best friend. She hated him and he couldn’t stand her.

The guys were always threatening to just lock the two of them in a room until they either killed each other or fucked whenever the two finally met in person. He was always sniping at her calling her names like Polly Pocket and midget. If there was anything that got under her skin it was comments about her diminutive height. It wasn’t her fault she was only 5 feet tall, it’s not like it made any impact wrestling skill. In fact she felt it made her better, she could do moves other women couldn’t do and she had no regard for her own personal safety on top of it.Her and the Bucks had even come up with a version of the Meltzer Driver that involved her doing a Springboard 450. The first time they pulled it off the crowd had gone insane. 

“You guys are gonna kill it tonight” she could hear Kenny’s voice coming from Matt’s Ipad. “Just make sure the midget doesn’t fuck it up” Nathalie saw red but she tried her best to stay calm. She had to stop letting Omega get to her. It just made the whole situation harder on Nick and Matt because they were stuck in the middle.

“Kenny, dude quit it. Leave Nathalie alone. She works really hard for us. She’s the best insurance policy ever.” Nick said “Yeah” Matt chimed in “She’s the reason we even have this shot at getting our titles back. She’s the one who goaded Reby into agreeing to it.”

Kenny rolled his eyes “Yeah whatever, I still don’t like her.””You’re not exactly my favorite person in the world either Omega” Nathalie said walking up behind the Bucks “I put up with you for Nick and Matt, I’m not part of The Elite or Bullet Club so you aren’t the boss of me.””Too bad.” Kenny said with a smirk “Maybe if I was I could teach you some respect” Nathalie laughed ”Yes, Kenny your’re going to teach me respect through a screen from halfway across the world.” Kenny’s smirk grew darker “Umm, Nathalie?” Nick interjected “She turned from the screen to face him “What?” “This is our last show in the states for a while. We’re going on tour with New Japan for 2 months” Nathalie’s face twisted like she’d eaten something sour, “What?!” Before Nick or Matt could answer her a cackle reminiscent of an anime villain came through the screen. Nathalie turned and looked at Kenny who had a dark smirk on his face.”That’s right baby. Your going to be on my turf. Let’s see how much of a smart ass you are to my face.”

Before Nathalie could answer a knock sounded at their locker room door. “Bucks, Nathalie you’re up in 5″ “We gotta go, Kenny” Matt said “Alright boys, represent Bullet Club and kick their fucking asses. Nathalie, see you soon baby” Kenny said with a dark chuckle as he logged off. “Why do I have the sinking feeling he’s up to something?” Nathalie said to the Bucks as the headed to the gorilla position.”He’s Kenny. He’s always up to something” Nick said as The Bucks music hit.


35 Minutes Later


“And your New! ROH Tag Team Champions! The Young Bucks” The ring announcer exclaimed. “We fucking did it Baby!” Nick screamed “Best tag team in the world once again!” Matt chimed in. Nathalie stood next to her friends just as tired and sweaty as them, holding a broken pink and black high heel in one hand. She had broken the heel chasing Reby after the woman had slapped her. She paid dearly for pissing Nathalie off though. Matt Hardy’s wife had been the recipient of her version of the Meltzer Driver with help from Nick.

“Next stop Japan and the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Titles!” Nick said “Yay!” Nathalie said somewhat halfheartedly though neither brother noticed. Nathalie was in no way looking forward to Japan. two months in the company of not only the rest of the Bullet Club but Kenny Omega himself. The man could infuriate her over the internet she couldn’t even imagine what the cocky asshole would be like in person.

Upside Down

Intro: Hello and welcome to Kaity’s heart in post form.  If you need me, I am currently 600 kilometers deep in the Scotty trashcan, with no sign of escape (not that I want to).  So please enjoy all my feelings out in the open. 

Here is the entirety of my Scotty x reader fic, feel free to read it all at once, or in parts listed below.  

Pairing: Scotty x reader (and best friend!Jim Kirk)

Word Count: 7,955 (holy moly)

Warnings: totally 100% fake engineering everything, (I was too lazy to actually come up with proper terms so I just made up words), eventual injury, swears.

Summary: So basically the starting point for this fic was Scotty x reader who loves engineering as much as he does.  So that’s where I went with this fic.  You are second-in-command engineer and Scotty one day ends up being in charge, much to your chagrin.  You butt heads.  Scotty gets hurt.  Feelings get hurt (mostly my own).  Welcome to my trashcan.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

-Enjoy!-

“So you’re saying you would never have sex with me.”

“James Tiberius Kirk if you were the last person on earth I would copulate with a turtle before I even considered you.” You deadpanned, strapping your tool belt to your hips as you got ready to leave and turned to the frowning Captain who was leaning against the door frame.

“Really funny.” Jim griped sarcastically, and you sauntered up to him, swinging your hips in just the right way, and you saw his eyes fall and he shook his head.

“It’s only funny because it’s true, Jimbo.” You reached up and slapped his cheek twice, flashing a million dollar smile before pushing past him.

“You know, this means I owe Uhura 5 bucks.” Jim called as you made your way to the engineering room.

“That’s your own fault, you idiot.” You called back, laughing as you turned down the next hallway, finally out of his sight.  

“Hey, Bobby!” You shouted as you entered the automated doors, instantly smiling at the comforting smell of metal and sound of whirring machinery.

“Lass, what’s with all the yelling?” An unfamiliar voice sounded from somewhere in the room and you leaned over the railing to look down and saw a man in a red shirt looking up at you.

Suddenly, a hard hand clapped you on the shoulder and you nearly jumped out of your skin.

Spinning around you saw Jim again and scowled, taking a few deep breaths to calm your nerves.

“Yeah, Bobby doesn’t work here anymore.” Jim said matter-of-factly.

Your jaw fell open in disbelief, “What!?”

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

Hi guys. I highly doubt any of you are actually going to do this, but…

I am desperate. I have no money for food or for gas. I hate, hate, HATE asking for money, but I have no choice. So I’m going to be taking money for commissions. Just something small to get me through to my next paycheck, where everything SHOULD go back to normal and be stable for me to survive. 

(It’s a long story how I got into this mess, but if you genuinely want to know I can send the details)

But here’s the deal: I art. Not great art, but I do art. Mostly dragons. I struggle drawing humans on tablet, but it can be done. 

What I can draw: 

Dragons

Horses

Cats

Humans, but only headbusts. 

I’ll do something small so like… A colored and shaded headbust for 5 bucks? If that’s too high I’ll lower the price I just need gas T_T 

Please please even if you can only do a dollar I’ll make something small. You can private message me on here or just message me on Discord. I’m Reaper#1884

Thank you. 

Here are some examples of my work:

  • Captain Underpants: that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday
  • Professor Poopypants: that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see
  • Captain Underpants: man was i using mine wrong, how much?
  • Professor Poopypants: 5 bucks
  • Captain Underpants: i only got 7
  • Professor Poopypants: deal!
  • Captain Underpants: captain underpants, you are one smart shopper