got the four pack !!

Guys, every press review or comment from someone who got the first four episodes advanced pack has basically said that the first three are going to seem like child’s play compared to episode four. It’s also been mentioned that there is “a killer moment at the end of episode 4, arguably the best clone-on-clone beat that Tatiana Maslany and Orphan Black’s technical wizards have ever produced.”

If we’re breaking down just after these two, how are we going to survive episode 4? 

Look what an amazing thing I bought. I dare to say it’s even purrfect!

1. Fail early and often; time is your best asset.

When you are young, your greatest asset is not your talent, not your ideas, not your experience, but your time. Time grants you the opportunity to take big risks and make big mistakes. Dropping everything and traveling the world for six years or starting some company to build this crazy app you and your friends came up with when you got high one night, or randomly packing up all (four) of your belongings and moving to another city on a whim to work and live with your cousin, you can only get away with these things when you’re young, when you have nothing to lose. The difference between an unemployed 22-year-old with debt and no serious work experience and an unemployed 25-year-old with debt and no work experience is basically negligible in the long run.

Chances are you aren’t strapped by all of the financial responsibilities that come with later adulthood: mortgage payments, car payments, daycare for your kids, life insurance and so on. This is the time in your life where you have the least amount to lose by taking some long-shot risks, so you should take them. Because its the disastrous failures of these years — that crazy love affair with the Taiwanese dancer that made your mother lose her hair, or the entrepreneurial joint venture some guy in Starbucks talked you into that turned out to be an elaborate pyramid scheme — it’s these failures that will set you up for your life successes down the line. They are the best lessons of your life. Get learning.

trashcollect  asked:

share with me the Kinder Surprise Experience™

alright i went out and bought kinder surprise just for this. i got a pack of 3 and it cost me FOUR WHOLE DOLLARS.

STEP ONE acquire kinder surprise egg.

STEP TWO UNWRAP THAT SHIT. hopefully it’s intact because they break p easily

STEP THREE no one bites into it because it’s hollow and fragile and will probably just BREAK if u do and get VERY MESSY. instead u must skillfully break the egg along the seam to reveal ANOTHER plastic egg-type thing

holy shit ITS THE TOY CASING. BUT WHAT TOY IS INSIDE?? I DONT KNOW MAN THATS ALL PART OF THE KINDER SURPRISE EXPERIENCE!!!!

STEP FOUR eat the choclate. unless ur an impateint motherfucker or ur just in this for the toy. then fuck the chocolate

STEP FIVE open the casing. they changed it i guess but BACK IN MY DAY you used to have to go through the fires of hell and back to open the kinder surprise container

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

STEP SIX take out the little pieces and the little instructions and BUILD THAT SHIT. sometimes you will get crappy little toys that are already built and those are no fun so we are LUCKY THIS TIME.

LOOK ITS A LITTLE JUMPING RABBIT!!! AMAZING

STEP SEVEN relive childhood. you are now filled with delicious kinder chocolate and playing with a small kinder toy. life is good

finally went school supplies shopping last night! here’s my list if you can’t tell exactly what i got:

four packs of loose leaf paper (one of them is in my blue binder)

a big pack of regular index cards

colored pencils (requested by my bio teacher)

6 one subject notebooks

one 4 pocket folder

a 1 ½" binder

pencils, mechanical and regular

blue and black pens

glue sticks

post it notes

a ti-84+ graphing calculator (in the blue and white design case)

a planner, which is the only thing i didn’t get from office depot. it’s from target.

highlighters

and a 5-subject notebook.

the reason i got so many notebooks and filler paper is because i go through them like no tomorrow lmao, and i like using them for mid-terms and finals for my most needed notes and such. sorry if this was a bit long! 😬

Stationary haul! I stopped by Target today and was completely mesmerized by all their cute stationary. I got three different sticky notes sets, a Christmas flag notes set, a four-pack set of mechanical pencils, a set of two pens, a matching mint and gold polka-dotted washi tape, and a red glittery washi tape for the grand total of $6.70. 

For those that don’t know, shrubs are a centuries old drink made out of vinegar, sugar, fruit, and aromatics and can be used in both cocktails & non-alcoholic drinks. Vinegar has tons of great health benefits and is a natural thirst quencher. I got a four pack of Shrub & Co. fruit & aromatic shrubs and can’t wait to experiment with them. This one, the Bourbon & Peach Cocktail is straight out of their recipe book.

Muddle mint in a shaker and then add liquid ingredients & ice. Shake & strain into a rocks glass filled with crushed ice and garnish with mint. You can pull out the peach sweetness, it’s a little tart, and all around refreshing and the mint gives it a nice clean flavour too. The whiskey got a bit lost I feel so next time I’m going to use an overproof bourbon in hopes of balancing it out. 

This is perfect for those that like Mint Julep’s but want something slightly more complex or fruity. 

Cheers.

today I drove 90 minutes to go to a grocery store.

if you live in Ohio or anywhere within 100 miles of Cincinnati you understand, because the store was jungle jim’s international market.

it is the disney world of grocery stores.

i am not even fucking kidding or exaggerating, like not even a little bit.

i went to the beer section which is like paradise

they had so much beer from ommegang brewery which makes the best beer in the universe

i bought one four-pack and some mix-and-match bottles

when i got home and was unloading the groceries the handle on the four-pack broke and it fell to the ground and they all broke

i let out a wail of anguish the likes of which my parking lot has never seen

i’m not over it

These just got released early at Disneyland! So adorable! Repost from @thepinguy Look what came out early today! I opened four packs and got all of them except for Mary Poppins! :/ This set is ❌NFT/NFS❌, but I’ll post the extras later. #disney #disneypin #disneyland #disneypins #disneypintrading #dlr #wdw #nestingdollpins #mysterypins

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Spiky Animal Fidget
Comes in a bunch of colors and animals. Stimtastic sells these though I believe I got this in a four pack from Target for $2.

I think he’s a dinosaur of some sort. The spines are pokey but bendable. It’s the perfect size to fit in the palm of your hand. There’s a little nubby ball at the end of his tail that I like to roll between my fingers. I often find myself nibbling on the end of his tail. It seems pretty sturdy. I chew/suck on him all the time and he’s not falling apart.

I bring this one with me a lot. He’s small and non-breakable. Easy to just toss in my pocket. Plus he’s special because I was able to hold onto him when I had my MRI done. He’s a nice little fidget.