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Sometimes I wanna facepalm for the references I miss

Alright. So, You know how in Episode 2, Lance goes like “I don’t need pants. I’m a mermaid.”?

Imagine an “The Little Mermaid” AU with Lance as a merman. It would be called The Little Merlance and I think this work best with Lancelot as the ship. I mean Lotor is a prince so it would fit well.

Their first meeting would be Lotor going to the mermaid planet and Lance sees him from behind, noticing his long hair and thinking that Lotor is a female Galra so he swims over like “What’s a pretty Galra like you doing on a planet full of mermaids?” and Lotor turns around and Lance goes like “Oh shit, you’re not a girl?” but then he goes like “Well, you’re still a pretty Galra” then he winks and Lotor’s so taken back at first then he winks back and goes like “You’re not so bad looking for a merman”

I so plan on making a fanfic for this AU.

list of important shallura lines
  • We don’t know what you’re talking about. Why don’t you tell us who you are? Maybe we can help.
  • I can’t believe your civilization created such advanced technology 10,000 years ago. It must have been an incredible place.
  • Guys, stop! Princess Allura, these are your lions. You’ve dealt with the Galra Empire before. You know what we’re facing better than any of us. What do you think is the best course of action?
  • It is our destiny. Voltron is the universe’s only hope. We are the universe’s only hope. We’re with you, Princess.
  • Shiro, I’m afraid your bayard was lost with its paladin. I guess I’ll just have to make do.
  • Look at you! Only Shiro is in uniform.
  • The Princess is right. Let’s get to our lions and start training.
  • Shiro’s right. You should be training.
  • You know, a time slice. Like a second? What is a “second”?
  • Paladins, you need to get out of there as soon as you can! […] Get it together, guys. Allura, we’ll get there as soon as we can.
  • Allura, stand by. We’re on our way up.
  • We’re taking heavy fire up here! We’re in trouble! Princess, pull back! Get out of its range, now! We will not abandon you! You’re not abandoning us. We’re about to pull back anyway.
  • Coran, Allura, are you there? Shiro, we’re here.
  • I’m on the ground. Hurry! I don’t know how long we can hold this thing off.
  • Allura, what’s going on? […] Allura, wake up!
  • I’m so sorry about your father, princess.
  • Fine. Suit up.
  • I can’t let you go in there alone.
  • Excuse me? I do not need your permission.
  • It’s too dangerous. I’m going in with you.
  • He’ll will stick out like a Choferiak’s nose. You’re going to need that nose, Princess. (Pidge saying Allura needs Shiro. leave me to die).
  • Shiro, are you alright?
  • I think we’re in trouble? You think?!
  • I’m not leaving you.
  • You have to.
  • She sacrificed herself to save me.
  • No, Shiro lost Allura. (Coran)
  • It doesn’t matter how dangerous it is. We can’t let Zarkon get Allura.
  • We’re not leaving without her.
  • We have to save Shiro!
  • I was trying to protect you from the dark secret of the paladins.
  • You are the Black Paladin now, not Zarkon.
  • Ulaz freed me. Without him, we wouldn’t be here. Fine. Slow and steady, Coran
  • It’s too dangerous! Allura’s right.
  • What are you doing? You should be resting. I cannot sleep. Zarkon is looking for us. I know how you feel, but you have to step away for awhile. It’s what’s best for everyone.
  • It’s me. It’s been me all along. That’s how they found us on planet Arus. It doesn’t matter, Princess. We’re in this together. We’re gonna get out together.
  • But clearly you were correct, Shiro. We are always stronger together.
  • Ready when you are, Allura.
  • Coran, how’s Allura? She’s weak, but okay.
  • Paladins? Shiro? Can you hear me? Yes princess.
  • ALLURA!
  • Our mission is bigger than any one individual. Even those who are completely irreplaceable.
  • Yes, on Altea we wear this colour to honour our fallen warriors. I wear it to honour the paladins of old. And Shiro.

lmaooo Lance is shirtless haha nice bro how wonderful would it be if Keith showed u–

NO WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THEY PUT THEM IN AN ELEVATOR SHIRTLESS TOGETHER!! THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS BETTER IS IF THEY GOT STUCK IN THERE TOGE–

OHHHHH MY GOD

I AM LOSING MY SHIT

NFJDKSNFJSNFJSKNFJSKKFJSDKNFD

pidge and lance are best friends: a illustrated guide that nobody asked for

hey y’all i’m emma and welcome to jackass appreciating pidge and lance’s beautiful friendship

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Late night thought:
  • Lotor: You have very pretty eyes Blue paladin~ 💖
  • Lance: *while shooting at Lotor* I really do, don't I? 😏
  • See also:
  • Lotor: Oh it's the pretty one again~💕
  • Lance: I prefer Sharpshooter *Snipes some critical air vent that destroys the death star*