A gothic, modern day vampire romance between a young human named Louis Tomlinson, and Harry Styles, ancient vampire and gentleman. Creatures of the night come with more trouble than they wish to make it seem.
The Larry vampire Au nobody asked for but I thought of anyway. Thank you to my fave @nsfwtomlinson for all your help with the fic and the gifset and making sure I actually get this done.
♡ person a is an english teacher and person b is the drama teacher, and when person a hears about person b’s plans to do shakespeare as this year’s spring show then person a decides to offer their assistance and their class as some actors and stagehands. thing is, both person a and person b have very differing opinions on how the play should be and therefore spend the entire time bickering much to their students collective amusement. the students have even formed a pool betting on when their two teachers will finally get together.
♡ person a is part of a family who runs a ranch just outside of town, every year for the summer they host a type of summer camp where kids can come out and stay at the ranch while getting to help and see all the animals, as well as play with them and do other summer camp things. person b is one of a few adults hired to help over the summer as counselors. Person b catches person a’s eye, much to the amusement of person a’s family.
♡ person a and person b’s family have been friends for ages, starting with their parents, and so person a and person b both grow up in each other’s pockets. They bicker and fight almost all the time, until it’s high school and person b sees someone else picking on person a, in which case they go after the person picking on person a, claiming only they can pick on person a. This happens throughout the years on many different occasions with both person a and person b fighting off people interested in the other person until it’s the end of their senior year and they finally get together after all their friends force them together to talk about what they’ve been doing the past few years.
♡ person a works as a firefighter and person b is a fire and trouble magnet. person a has a suspicion that it’s person b lighting all these fires, but person b just so happens to always be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
♡ person a works for an art supplies store and person b is the person who always comes ‘round at weird hours with paint all over their skin, but none on their clothes.
♡ person a works at a bar as a bartender and has seen person b fail time after time to pick anyone up or go on any single successful date-night, they try their own hand at asking person b out and everything goes swimmingly.
♡ person a works for an art museum/gallery as a host and person b’s art is up on the walls. person b’s friend convinces them to take a selfie for their facebook/instagram to help spread the word about their showing and person a catches person b taking pictures, telling them they ‘can’t take pictures of the art’, in which person b stutters out that they were only taking a selfie, and person a smirks and says ‘i know’ before winking and wandering off to go great a group of people who just came in the door.
♡ person a restores and sells vintage cars and takes some of their work to the local car show, where they meet person b - a single parent with a kid who’s absolutely obsessed with cars.
♡ person a and person b are neighbors in an apartment building with very thin walls. person a keeps hearing person b arguing with family that they really need to stop sending them on blind dates, and when person a stumbles upon person b’s family in the lobby of their apartment (where person b’s family is still trying to convince them to go out and meet people) they decide to take mercy on person b and walk up to them pretending to be dating them, grabbing their hand and kissing them on the cheek before turning to ask what’s going on. pretend dating hijinks ensue.(then real dating hijinks occur)
I looove the way Tumblr mobile now teases me by telling me people liked a post, but not telling me which post (and if i click on it it gives me the list of people, but still no link to the post in question).
It’s so flirty, so playful! I love being kept on my toes! Playing treasure hunt!
Oh, also : dear mobile Tumblr,
╮(─▽─)╭ so this follow forever means i reached 5000 followers! ╮(─▽─)╭ and i am very grateful for every single one of you guys you’re so cute and smol ily all almost as much as i love watching porn on weekdays (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
along with your very special spot on this beautiful post you will also get a friendship bracelet which i made myself (expect it to arrive sometime soon) and i will send you a portrait of me (drawn by me) for you to put up wherever you want to (preferable somewhere everyone can see it ofc)
edit credit goes to me because that’s how awesome i am *sunglasses emoji*
i personally think 5k is a big milestone so that’s why there’s so may people in this follow forever this time. i pick these people by going through my list of followers and adding anyone who i feel has a good blog, is a good and active follower of mine, stands out to me, or is a good friend of mine!
BASICALLY; i scroll through my followers, i see a url that i recognize or that somehow makes me remember them or even unconsciously just pay attention to them (so technically you could’ve followed me last week and i just happen to remember your url and my mind thinks it’s meaningful and a special follower even tho it could be any random person i don’t even know) so there’s really no system except me leaving it to my mind.. and that’s why i might miss people who are important and i might’ve added people who rn are wondering why the hell they are on here.. (´ー｀) sowwy!
if you’re not in here and you’re sad about it, you should know that i choose from almost 4000 blogs, and even tho it’s a big one it’s only natural for me to skip a lot of blogs that my mind doesn’t realize should be on here! i know that i have forgotten people, most likely if you’ve recently changed your url or even icon, or not been very active in association with me recently! if you want to be in my next follow forever you should make me see you and notice you; be an active follower so that i see you in my notifications, come talk to me and be my friend (pls) and just be an awesome blog with HQ posts cuz that’s what turns me on rawr!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS SPECIAL TO ME I LOVE YOU (づ￣ ³￣)づ