Just got off the phone with my dad. First he apologized for voting third party but to be fair he lives in Texas, also he voted for this guy:
Joe Exotic a gay dude who loves tigers who I didn’t even know was an option so like, alright dad that’s fine.
But also he said, concerning the rise of the alt right: “Look, sweetheart, if you end up in jail for punching a nazi not only will I pay your bail and the angriest civil rights lawyer I can find, I’m pretty sure the souls of all your jewish ancestors will personally haunt the judge until he throws out the case.”
Alright dad happy turkey dinner day