It’s been a while since my last imagine so here’s a quickie <3
When Vkook spots you from across the room
JK: *mesmerized* Wow, ain’t she a cutie
V: *bang bang* she’s mine
JK: *frowns* Hyung! that’s not fair, I saw her first!!
V: That’s not how the world works Kookie, now listen here and watch me, you gotta take action first
V: *yells in pain: falling onto ground and clutching chest* AGH, UGHH SOMEONE HELP ME, I’M DYING
JK: *ignores and steps away from V to approach you*
V: *looks up and notices JK; gasps* JEON JUNGKOOK
JK: *walks back to V grinning* Hehe, I got her number
V: *playing it cool: smoothing out shirt* psh you got me, I was just warming up yaknow
JK: *smirks* same, but in the end who got her number ? *clicks tongue*
V: *snaps* HEY, YOU LITTLE SHIT *JK starts running* GET BACK HERE *runs after him*
Jin: *whips head around to see vkook running* WHAT THE FUCK, WE’RE INSIDE FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS ISN’T THE PARK
Jin: NAMJOON *looks around* WHERE IS HE? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME GO CHAIN THE IDIOTS THAT TAKE AFTER YOU WHILE I STAND HERE AND ATTRACT ATTENTION WITH MY FACE.
RM: *constipating in the bathroom but heard everything* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?