got a rose. game over

THE SIGNS AS ROOSTERTEETH QUOTES
  • Aires: You could kill Ryan and he'd probably be okay with it.
  • Taurus: Oh man, that was embarrassing, everybody laughed at me. Even the kid in the wheelchair, not sure how he got up the stairs though.
  • Gemini: "You're a pussy!""You are what you eat."
  • Cancer: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE
  • Leo: Here, kitty!
  • Virgo: I got a rose. Game over.
  • Libra: Up there, you're the law. Down here, I'm the law!
  • Scorpio: The only pleasure to be had in life is from fucking over other people.
  • Sagittarius: I'm coming up your butts!
  • Capricorn: I'm on murder break.
  • Aquarius: If I'm on a flight and I'm told that I'm going to Houston, there's going to be a second 9/11
  • Pisces: FIIIIIIIIIISH