I'd place you in an empty, house sized box. Filling it with nothing but sweets to stuff your gullet. Watching until you fill up the box, compressed with every bit of fat until it gets so massive that you bust it down. Freeing all that blubber to jiggle about to use as a nice bed to cuddle with.
Ohhh gosh that sounds perfect, or incredibly uncomfortable to be squished inside the box. Maybe both! Please do v////v