…because Johnny totally needs to sing some Bruno Mars.

His voice would be perfect for any of those songs and I just happen to love “Uptown Funk”, (even I think Johnny is way too shy and humble to be singing some of those lyrics :-p) so here we are. Also, I didn’t want to give him the hat because why hide that beautiful hair from the world?

Johnny is a total hottie.*fans self* Who knew an animated gorilla could be so attractive?

If Johnny was human, he’d totally be Bruno….

Draco; Intoxicating

/Part I

“Gorilla” ~ Bruno Mars

Warning(s): Smut, daddy kink, choking, dom! Draco, sub! Reader, roughness

Disclaimer: There’s no lyrics to follow.\


You were a mistress working for a specific muggle club in England. You were pureblooded, yet you didn’t manage to make such a living in the Wizarding area. You had to make a living for you and your eleven year old daughter. Your daughter was attending Ilvermorny in the states, while you stayed in Britain for a while. You kept your work at a minimal not going as far as sex. You were working today in the dark, night sky.

Meanwhile, Draco being saddened by Astoria’s death, went out into the streets for a drink. Scorpius was in Hogwarts, as Draco went to a muggle bar. It was late at night and Draco couldn’t keep his mind straight. He entered the bar, sitting down, asking for a shot of alcohol that the bartender served him.

While, you put on a white, lace corset with black panties and a jeweled mask. “You almost done Y/N?” Your friend who works with you, F/N asks. “Yes.” You say placing on perfume and walking out. Today wasn’t your stage time, it was a day were you walk out and ‘please’ the customers.

Draco took a few shots, he looked around and found out that he landed himself in the wrong bar. “Where am I?” Draco asked. “You’re in a bar, mate.” The bartender chuckled. “Which one?” Draco questioned. “Your in a the Desires club.” The bartender gave Draco a shot, which Draco downed. “You seem rather lonely, mate. Let me help you.” The bartender said.

The bartender whistles at you, “Y/N!” You walk towards the bartender with a man in front of him. “This is Y/N: One of our Finest Ladies.” Draco looked at you with lustful eyes. “Hello.” You said in a husky voice that you’ve instilled.

“What’s your name, daddy?” You softly giggled. “Draco.” Draco said with an all knowing confidence. “You know Draco; you can stay here or… Come with me.” Your hands brushed along the budge in his pants. You began to walk away from Draco, swaying your hips. Your eyes drifted back to him, winking at the blonde man.

You got your legs up in the sky
With the devil in your eyes
Let me hear you say you want it all
Say it now, say it now

Draco ran after you, you were like a drug or a cigarette: intoxicating, deadly, and addictive. You leaned against a door, Draco stood and stared. You slowly opened the door, letting yourself in. Draco followed in with his full extent.

Once he entered, you grabbed his shoulders and pushed him down onto a chair. “Relax, daddy.” You whisper in his ear, making shivers run down Draco’s spine. You sat on his lap, moving your hips on his prominent erection.

“You feel big, daddy. Let’s see if you are?” You smirk, your hands making their way to the waistline of his pants. Unbuckling the belt buckle and pushing down his pants. You palm him through his boxers, Draco grunts of the feeling of your hands. “Please.” Draco pleads. You comply taking off his boxers. “It is!” You gleam. Taking his member in your hand, pumping it up and down in a slow motion.

Draco bucks his hips upward, “Oh fuck.” You look at him with a sly smile, “You like me doing this daddy?” “Yes, princess.” Draco moans. “Would you like me to put your dick in my mouth, daddy?” Your eyes flutter innocently as Draco looks right into them. Your mouth was open, teasing Draco. Until, he shoved your head down onto his manhood. It took you by surprise, trying to control your gag reflexes. “I don’t need you to tell me, princess.” Draco moans. He pulls your head back, standing up. “Be a good girl and you might get an award.” Draco said, clutching your head and shoving you down onto his dick.

Your mask felt as if it was becoming loose. You didn’t mind this including the fact that Draco was practically face fucking you. “I’m going to cum.” Draco whispered. His hands letting go of your hair, you took control and began deep throating Draco. “Don’t stop. I’m going to c-” At this moment you had your mouth at the tip of his head slamming all the way down to his shaft, his white ecstasy seeping down your throat.

Draco grabbed a handful of your hair pulling you away.

Yeah, I got a fistful of your hair
But you don’t look like you’re scared
You just smile and tell me, “Daddy, it’s yours.”
‘Cause you know how I like it,
You’s a dirty little lover

“Daddy, I’m yours.” You told Draco. Draco pushed you down onto the bed, clutching your throat. Draco ripped your panties apart, taking his member and slamming into you. “Daddy!” You scream, you were sure to get looks from the others tomorrow. “Like how my big cock is in you, huh princess?” Draco keeps thrusting in you. “Yes, daddy!” You try to say as his hands make you lose breath.

Your hips bucking forward to meet with his rhythm. “You feel so good, daddy. How your big cock is tearing my tight pussy apart.” You gasp. Draco hits your g-spot making you moan. “Keep going, daddy!” You praise. Draco goes faster with each thrust. You felt as if you were to pass out.

If the neighbors call the cops,
Call the sheriff, call the SWAT we don’t stop,
We keep rocking while they’re knocking on our door
And you’re screaming, “Give it to me baby,
Give it to me motherfucker!”

“I’m going to cum, daddy!” You groan. Draco goes faster, “You’re not allowed to cum. Only when I say so.” Draco smirks. “Please daddy let me cum.” You plead. “Daddy!” You yell. “Louder.” Draco'a grip on your throat tightens. “Daddy!” You shout. “Cum for me, princess.” Draco said. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you see stars. Your walls clamp onto Draco’s member, you release into a silent scream feeling Draco’s warm seeds filling you up.

I bet you never ever felt so good, so good
I got your body trembling like it should, it should
You’ll never be the same baby once I’m done with you
You [x3]

Draco’s hand left your throat, you breathed, panting. “Take off your mask.” Draco asks. You slowly took of your mask, revealing your face. “Stunning.” Draco panted, you smiled softly. You have fulfilled Draco’s deepest desires.

You and me baby making love like gorillas


Song of the Day: “Gorilla” by Bruno Mars (from Unorthodox Jukebox)

Honestly, this video makes me crave the strippole dancing that Tumblr posts, but this is still a great song!


♫ You be bangin’ on my chest,
Bang, bang! GORILLA! ♫


Girl Brigade - let’s get it on {a list for you-know-what}


1. come on closer - jem | 2. angel - massive attack | 3. demons - fatboy slim feat. macy gray | 4. between two points - the glitch mob feat. swan | 5. gorilla - bruno mars | 6. come here boy - imogen heap  | 7. all mine - portishead | 8. u.r.a. fever - the kills | 9. glory box - portishead | 10. a little death - the neighbourhood | 11. black mambo - glass animals | 12. honeythief - halou | 13. let’s get it on - pentatonix