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MOANA IS AMAZING!!!

EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS TO THE THEATERS BECAUSE D A Y U M.

Mom cried. I admit I nearly did.

This movie is fun, the characters are great, you won’t see the ending coming either! The animation is gorgoues. So much color. (Not a single white person either.) Moana’s hair asdfgjdFHSKSHS HOLY HELL.

The sound effects are great and so smooth. The music is beautiful. I’m turning on the soundtrack as soon as I get home.

Go see it.

THERE IS A POST CREDITS SCENE

anonymous asked:

my real question is what reasons 1-75 are

owlgirl1998 reblogged your post and added:

3) Where’s Patagonia it sounds lovely?

ALRIGHT PEOPLE LISTEN UP

PATAGONIA IS THE SOUTHERNMOST PART OF SOUTH AMERICA, A REGION THAT INCLUDES BOTH CHILE AND ARGENTINA

IT’S THE MOST FRIGGIN GORGOUS PLACE IN THE WORLD

NO SERIOUSLY IT’S BEAUTIFUL

I SHIT YOU NOT THE SKY IS BLUE

LIKE YOU THINK YOU KNOW THIS BUT MY GOD YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT THE SKY IS BLUE UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN HOW FECKING BLUE THE SKY CAN BE

AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS A FABULOUS FABULOUS PLACE BUT IN THE TOWNS THEY HAVE A GREAT APPRECIATION OF (A) SUBLIME CHURCHES AND (B) CHOCOLATE WORTH KILLING FOR NO JOKE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES IN THIS HOT CHOCOLATE BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S STRAIGHT UP AMORENTIA BECAUSE MY GOD

GLACIERS MY FRIEND BIG ASS GLACIERS THIS FUCKER IS PERITO MORENO GLACIER AND IT’S OVER 70M TALL M E T E R S 70 METERS

AND YOU KNOW THE BEST FUCKING THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT NO ONE GOES TO PATAGONIA IN WINTER BECAUSE IT’S COLD AND TRANSPORT STOPS WORKING AND YOU GET RANDOMLY SNOWED IN WITH FOOD SUPPLIES DWINDLING BUT MY FRIENDS THESE FAIR WEATHER PEOPLE ARE MISSING OUT BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WE SHARED THIS GLACIER WITH???

FOUR. FOUR OTHER PEOPLE. AND WE DIDN’T LIKE SHARING SO WE WALKED DOWN A BIT AND GOT OUR OWN PRIVATE STRETCH OF GLACIER WHERE WE COULD HEAR THE ICE CREAKING AND SINGING AND CAN YOU DO THAT WITH CROWDS? I THINK NOT FUCKERS

AND ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE ESTEEMED KING PENGUINS WITH GIANT FLUFFBOMB CHICKS LOOK AT THEM AND WEEP BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU I WAS SOBBING UGLY TEARS AND IT WAS SO DAMN COLD AND WINDY THAT I GOT BLOWN OVER AND FROZE TO DEATH BUT I’D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT BECAUSE ACTUAL PENGUINS

WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED IF THE EAGLES OF MANWE CAME WHEELING OUT FROM BEHIND THE FITZ ROY??? YES FOOLS BECAUSE THOSE LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND IT’S CONDOR COUNTRY OVER HERE AND HOLY FUCK CONDORS CAN MOVE THEY’RE LIKE SUPER FAST AND HUGE IT’S AMAZING

BY THE WAY WE DID TRY AND CLIMB THE FITZ ROY AND IT WENT BADLY BECAUSE THE WEATHER WENT FROM THE LOVELINESS YOU SEE ABOVE TO THIS ARSECRACK OF A DAMP SQUIB

AND IT KEPT GETTING WORSE UNTIL WE HAD TO TURN AROUND AND LEG IT AND WE GENUINELY THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO FALL OFF AND DIE BECAUSE WE COULD SEE ZIPPO ANYWHERE IT WAS HILARIOUS

IS THIS A LLAMA NO IT IS NOT BAMBOOZLED AGAIN IT’S A LLAMA’S WILD COUSIN THE GUANACO AND THESE THINGS DEFY PHYSICS I SWEAR BUT ALSO MEGA CUTE

AND INCIDENTALLY

THE FOOD

I DON’T HAVE A PICTURE BECAUSE MY HANDS WERE BUSY EATING BUT THEY DO LAMB IN A BIG WAY AND YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN QUANTITIES OF MEAT UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN QUANTITIES OF MEAT LIKE THE SOUTH AMERICANS SERVE IT IT CAUSED ME ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN TO EAT THAT MUCH FOOD BUT I WOULD NOT STOP IF YOU PAID ME

SO IN SUMMARY FRIEND

IF YOU EVER HAVE HERMIT DESIRES GET THYSELF TO PATAGONIA PRONTO AND MAKE SURE YOU GO IN WINTER

YOU WILL GET SNOWED IN

YOU WILL SPEND OVER AN HOUR WALKING AROUND A MOSTLY DESERTED TOWN TRYING TO FIND SOMEWHERE OPEN THAT SELLS BREAD

YOU WILL BUILD AN ALTAR OF SOCKS TO THE FIRE AND TAKE OUT THE KNEECAPS OF ANYONE WHO DARES STEAL YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE

YOU WILL STAND ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN WITH YOUR ARMS OUTSTRETCHED AND THE ONLY OTHER HUMAN BEING YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IS THE GOOF YOU DRAGGED WITH YOU

YOU WILL WALK APPROXIMATELY TWENTY MILES A DAY AND MOST OF IT WILL BE UPHILL

YOU WILL SORELY MISS TREES

YOU WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HOW FUCKING BLUE THE FUCKING SKY IS

OR HOW PRETTY IS IT

IN SHORT

GET THYSELF TO PATAGONIA

AND CRAP I FORGOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE FLAMINGOS AND FOXES AND SEA LIONS AND BIRDS AND ALL OF THAT

AND CULTURE AND HISTORY THE PEOPLE OF TIERRA DEL FUEGO DIDN’T WEAR CLOTHES BECAUSE WET CLOTHES? EEEWWW SO THEY JUST PUT ANIMAL FAT ON THEIR BARE SKIN  AND WHEN THE EUROPEANS ARRIVED THEY WENT WTF???? WHY AND BROUGHT SOME OF THE PEOPLE BACK WITH THEM TO EUROPE TO TEACH THEM TO BE “CULTURED” AND THESE PEOPLE LEARNT THE LANGUAGE AND WORE THE CLOTHES AND DID EVERYTHING THEY WERE ASKED BUT WHEN THE EUROPEANS TOOK THEM HOME TO TEACH THEIR FAMILIES THEY STRIPPED RIGHT BACK OFF AND WENT BACK TO BARE SKIN AND FAT AND THE EUROPEANS JUST WENT NO WAIT WHY SO THEY SAID “WE’VE HAD OUR TIME AS SAVAGES NOW WE’RE BEING ACTUAL PEOPLE AGAIN SO PISS OFF YOU BARBARIANS” WELL NOT IN THOSE EXACT WORDS BUT MEANING STRONGLY IMPLIED AND THE EUROPEANS HAD TO ACCEPT THAT THEY WERE BARBARIANS WHO COULDN’T COMPARE WITH LOCAL SUAVITY AND STYLE

AND AND AND THE MAGELLAN STRAIT LIKE HELLO HISTORY BEAGLE CHANNEL LET ME JUST LIE DOWN ON THIS DECK AND DIE

PATAFUCKINGGONIA BITCHES

Imagine dating this guy, you really like him and the first two dates you two had went pretty well. Even though it was a little strange that he loves crime and murder so much, but you can work with that, it gives you consent for the stories you write. Also your humor is prety morbid and he just understands. He is gorgous, with eyes like the ocean, pale as a corpse and hair as black as the devils soul. Also it is fluffy and you permanently want to touch it.Three days before you went on a your last date where you kissed the first time, since you are so shy you don’t know how to act now, it is just a new situation! He is the first guy you like this way, you kissed before, but it never brought emotions that strong to you. So Yesterday you texted him, but he didn’t answer, neither did he write himself before. Did you do anything wrong? Maybe you kissed bad, or you smelled horrible, or he doesn’t like you at all. Maybe you kissed him without his constent? Even though you remember him teaning forwards and wanting this kiss. But maybe that is wrong?
You were never really stable, emotionally, so this is a low point. You don’t knwo what to do with your emotions, where to put them, how to put them away, if you should put them away. You cry, shutting yourself out of every social contact. Isolating yourself in your room, just sobbing and sitting in the dark. 
*knockknoch* Someone is at the door of your flat, surely your mom, or one of your friends. You don’t want to see them but you now they won’t just go away: “Come in!”, you whisper, angry about the interruption. “It’s me!”, a cello like voice comes to your ears. “I am sorry I didn’t answer.. I… John told me I should let you wait! I thought maybe that would be the right way, but I guess he was wrong. I am sorry I listened to his advice even though I felt there is something wrong with you! I felt a pain in my chest his morning and I knew you weren’t well, so I came here! Please, forgive me! I will never again let you down! I will always be there for you! I know how you feel, I love you! There is a strong bond between us, I know it!”

Special Delivery! 
     Happy Valentines Day from Professor Kukui! <3

[ he tried his best cx ]

      Well SHIT.
   Even DAD Kukui got her something?
 She hadn’t been expecting this. From ANYONE, really.

      She takes the package and hands over a handful of Poke-beans to the Braviary.
  “Thanks. Be a good boy, aight?”

       And as soon as she opened the package – She ALMOST squealed!

   “I’m going to beat dad up.” That means she loves it.