neil josten: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
andrew minyard: you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????
kevin day: I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
nicky hemmick: Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it.
matt boyd: got yelled at by my mom cos i kept pronouncing "Dwanye" The Rock Johnson the same way one pronounces “Kanye” West
dan wilds: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
renee walker: do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
allison reynolds: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
aaron minyard: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”
david wymack: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since then
betsy dobson:[to andrew] *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay
abby winfield: fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
jean moreau: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
jeremy knox: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead
sara alvarez: if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
laila dermott: I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
erik klose: white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
Never forget that Marianne faced the Fairy equivalent of a freaking dragon
and scared it off so much with her own ferocious display that it immediatelybacked down and retreated with a whimper.
She then went on to both lecture and comfort her sister, pull Sunny out of the Dark Forest, came back from a legit traumatic flashback of said Forest to once again lecture and care for her sister, and then, as a grand finale, told her fuckboy of an ex-fiancé just where he could put his song-and-dance attempt of a gas lighting faux-apology by singing her own more superior song.
This has been a casual reminder that not only could your Fairy Princess never, our Fairy Princess did and she was a beautiful badass doing so.
“A special trick weapon passed down among hunters of hunters. One of the oldest weapons of the workshop. Splits into two when activated. The weapon’s warped blades are forged with siderite, a rare mineral of the heavens. Most effective in swift attacks, such as after a quick-stepping.”
I just realized why Tessa Thompson makes me feel so many feels (besides being a lesbian with a pulse)… and it’s because she was in an episode of Cold Case set in the 1930s where she played a lesbian who looked foxy as all hell in a suit and an adorable blonde girl falls head over heels for her, and then she reads her POETRY and obviously it didn’t have a happy ending because it was Cold Case BUT this was one of those moments I looked back on that made me realize just how gay I really was cause that episode shook me to my core, and if I think about it I’ll still cry.