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Jason and Tim in: Always lock the bathroom door (Ft. Dick Grayson)

Tim: *seated on toilet, happily reading a magazine*

Dick: *swings the door open*

Tim: Dick, I’m trying to use the bathroom!!*tries to close door*

Dick: *swings it back open* Nope, you know the rules little brother. JASON!!

Tim: no no please don’t call ja-

Jason: *appears from down the hall* Whats up

Dick: look at your little brother

Jason: *looks and laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD WAIT I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS!

Tim: *desperately tries to cover himself* Jason don’t take a pic-!

Jason: *takes multiple pictures* Dick, get in this selfie with me

Tim: Seriously, you guys stop!

Dick and Jason: *Take multiple selfies with Tim in the shot*

Dick: Tag me in that one!

Tim: can’t a man take a crap in peace?!

Dick: What kind of man wears My Little Pony boxers?Hahaha!

Jason: *Takes picture of boxers* This is so going on instagram hahaha

*Dick and Jason walk away laughing*

Tim: God, I hate this family

Hickey

Prompts: A combination of this reader is the batfams sister and she convinces them to go to a horse farm and the reader and Bruce are good at riding they horses and then dick and Jason is all clumsy and stuff? AND THIS Sequel to Big Brother where the reader comes home with a hickey

AN: This serves as a sequel to the one shot big brother click HERE for that!

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“I’m sorry, but how is this supposed to be fun?”

You grin at your brother and Dick grins back. The two of you had been dealing with horses and other big animals since birth. The circus had provided plenty of instruction on how to ride elephants and horses alike.

Tim and Jason however, had not had that training. While Jason had at least been able to get on his horse, Tim had opted for standing near the fence. Damian was already riding around the corral, while Bruce supervised from his own horse.

Jason calls your attention back, “Grin all you want girly, but I am going to master this horse.”

It takes everything you have to not burst out laughing as Jason tries to get the horse to simply move. “Should we help him?” Dick finally asks.

You shake your head, “They need to work this out themselves.”

Dick just laughs, as the two of you start heading towards the trail, leaving the rest of the family behind. You’ve been on the trail for several minutes when Dick asks, “So what’s up with scarf?”

It takes everything you have to not blush, “What do you mean?”

“It’s spring, and it’s warm out. Why are you wearing a scarf?”

You shrug, “No particular reason.”

Dick’s eyes narrow and he reaches for your scarf. You lean further away before encouraging your horse to speed up. Dick matches that speed, and before you know it the two of you are in a full on sprint. You stop once you hit the river bank. A little out of breath the two of you face each other and you ask, “Truce?”

Dick shakes his head, “Never.” And then, faster than you can react, he pulls the scarf down. “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”

You wince at the tone, “You’re going to spook the horses.”

He immediately lowers his voice, “What is that mark on your neck?”

You sigh as you fix your scarf, “It’s a hickey Richard.”

His eyes go wide, “A hickey?”

You roll your eyes, “A mark that typically comes from an intense make-out session.”

“I know what it is, why do you have one?”

You stare at your twin, “Why do you think?”

He straightens, “I’m going to kill Wally.”

“No, you’re not.”

He glares at you, “And why not?”

You smirk, “Because he has to wear a turtleneck today.”

Dick groans, “Oh come on, I didn’t need to know that.”

You begin directing your horse back the way you came, “Then you shouldn’t have pulled my scarf down.”

“Well, maybe but …”

“No buts Richard, I am an of age woman, you do not control me, or who I have sex with.”

“SEX?!”

You curse at that. He didn’t need to know about that. Urging your horse a little faster you pray that you can get to Wally before Dick, or at least enlist Barbara’s help, because you rather like Wally in one piece!

Discowing!

BATMAN ’66 MEETS WONDER WOMAN ’77 #5
Written by MARC ANDREYKO and JEFF PARKER
Art by DAVID HAHN and KARL KESEL
Cover by MICHAEL ALLRED
The action heats up in 1970s Gotham City as the Amazon Princess arrives in Man’s World in search of her old ally, Batman! Instead, she finds a new hero: a motorcycle-riding daredevil with a familiar face and a new crime-fighting costume!
On sale MAY 24 • 32 pg, FC, 5 of 6, $3.99 US • RATED E • DIGITAL FIRST

I was tagged by @shipperqueen93

Rules: 10 actresses/actors you would want to kiss. Tag 10 other blogs.

1.  Link Neal.  I completely blame my husband.  This man is fine, and I am sad that I didn’t know about him sooner.

2.  Viggo Mortensen.  Because guhhhhhh…

3.  Byung-hun Lee.  Another new find.  Seriously, look at all of this sexiness.

4.  Robert Carlyle.  Everyone knew this one was coming.  If we’re going to be specific here, the reason I started thinking about kissing this man was because of Face.  Just… just look:

5.  Matthew Gray Gubler, who I think would be the sweetest person in real life.  Also, there’s no denying the hipster kind of sexy, especially when it works so well.

6.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Enough said.

7.  Patrick Swayze.  I don’t care that he’s dead, he is still fine, and forever alive in my mind.

8.  Rider Strong.  An old crush, but a strong one nonetheless (pun intended).

9.  Shane West.  Another old one, but I couldn’t leave him out of an “actors I want to kiss”  meme.  I don’t think that anyone who watched A Walk to Remember left without being in love with him.

10.  Ralph Macchio,  My first real crush by any means.  You don’t want to know how many times I replayed The Outsiders and The Karate Kid.

I tag @wayamy27narf, @kelyon, @ssirius-blackk, @afangirlsplaylist, @woodelf68, @amuseoffyre, @absynthe–minded, @forzaouat, @madmadmadamem, and @madrebelhunter.