*Jesus comes back*
GOP: Oh fuck, it’s JESUS. This is amazing.
Jesus *is dark-skinned and speaks in a foreign language*
GOP: Eh, this isn’t good...
Jesus: The rich need to start giving their money to the poor.
GOP: Oh, shit.
Jesus: Give your guns up. No more war. Only peace.
GOP: We need to send this fucker to Guantanamo bay.