not that none of it is his fault or anything

i mean he brings a lot of pain upon him self


he spends like AT LEAST two weeks trapped in the cramped space of the boulder/the storage locker with nothing to eat except the candy vines and NO ONE IS EVER CONCERNED FOR WHERE HE IS (I mean I’m assuming once it’s revealed that he’s not in the cave that still no one goes looking for him and that he is stuck in the locker for a while after his “trick” is revealed)


he ends up in the hospital a few times

like later he will when he gets syphilis during his partying days when he roofies himself to forget his shame in one hell of a downward spiral ugh gob you needed to get your life together there