goon on goon boy

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URSULA: so you’re the infamous Pickleand just how am i supposed to believe you are good enough for Song when you live in this dump?

PICKLE: ummm, i don’t know!! Song doesn’t seem to mind it!

URSULA: right, i’m sure they don’t… *sniff sniff* ugh, just what is that odour!?

PICKLE: oh, uh, it might be the rat? or the mold?? now that you mention, it’s probably me! i don’t think i’ve ever washed this shirt :-)

URSULA: BOY

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Oh Joe Sugg how I love you❤😂
(creds: cheerful sugg ig)

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PICKLE: hey, Pep… is the power shut off again or does it always look like this and i just forgot?

PEPSI: yeah, dummy, the power is off and everything is now broken. why do i have to live on this island in a house full of alien paraphernalia and inflatables anyway?! *sigh*


SONG: huh, it’s kinda dark in here? whatever, still got my chicken bucket!

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THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF CRAP I WANNA BE DEALING WITH THE SECOND I WAKE UP. THIS IS NOT OKAY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!!!! BRYCE DID SAY HE WASNT OK WITH SEEING ANYTHING SHIPPY RELATED BETWEEN HIMSELF OR ANYONE ELSE AND THE FACT THAT THIS PERSON HAD THE NERVE TO SEND HIM A SMUT FIC REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

DO. NOT. DO. THIS. EVER.

IF HE WANTED TO SEE BROHM OR ANYTHING ELSE, HE WOULDVE GONE TO LOOK FOR IT ON HIS OWN, SAME AS OHM OR ANY OTHER PERSON. PARDON MY FRENCH, BUT FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS SHIT